Funny Self Help

Make the most of the rest of your life! You’ve just retired. It’s a huge life change! How do you make the transition to post-employment? This inspirational collection of wisdom and witticisms, offering insights, experience, and encouragement, is an entertaining guide to having a purposeful and fulfilling retirement. It's a comprehensive look at the day-to-day retirement experience, exploring what to expect when you retire. With real-time advice to motivate and maintain your happiness as you move into your new post-employment lifestyle, you will discover how to: Understand the process of...

A Revolutionary Anti-Self-Help Book for People Who Are Tired of Fixing Themselves In a world obsessed with productivity, self-improvement, and becoming your “best self,” here comes a book that gently—and unapologetically—refuses to play along. The Book That Changes Nothing is a humorous, minimalist, and thought-provoking guide for anyone who's ever rolled their eyes at life hacks, personal growth checklists, or morning routine gurus. This is not a book of transformation. It’s a book of observation. Reflection. Occasional sarcasm. And a quiet celebration of simply being who you ...

Love, Laugh, Lakshmi is a sparkling blend of romance, humor, and spiritual awakening that follows Claire, a young woman on a mission to find love—no matter the cost. Armed with a chaotic sense of adventure, a stubborn heart, and a tendency to make all the wrong choices, Claire discovers a life-changing ally in Lakshmi, the goddess of abundance. In an unexpected twist of fate, Lakshmi appears to Claire—not as a distant deity, but as a beautiful, invisible friend who can only be seen by those who will never cross Claire’s path again. As Claire navigates the ups and downs of dating ...

You can chant affirmations, burn all the sage in your house, and forgive every man who emotionally ghosted you while still following your stories—but sometimes the real breakthrough starts with an ugly cry, a lacefront lifting at the corners, and a desperate Google search for “how to block someone spiritually.” Meet Jessie: a beautiful, bold, overworked witch in retail hell who’s officially done being everyone’s spiritual mule, emotional rehab center, and situationship soulmate. Armed with tarot decks, blunt sarcasm, and a fake wedding ring that gets more compliments than her ex ...

What if procrastination wasn’t a problem—but a hidden strength? In this eye-opening, laugh-out-loud, and refreshingly honest deep dive, Steven Doornbos invites you on a journey through the surprisingly brilliant, misunderstood world of delay. From the neuroscience of hesitation to the emotional truth behind avoidance, The Procrastinator’s Edge is a bold celebration of the thinkers, dreamers, and slow-starters we’ve been unfairly labeling for too long. With warmth, humor, and depth, this book transforms procrastination from a dirty word into a dazzling art form—and shows you how to...

Let's be honest: Life did not come with a user's manual. Sure you probably got the basics growing up - don't touch hot stoves, tie your shoes, say "please" even when you want to scream. But no one sat you down and explained the truly weird, invisible stuff - like how to exit a conversation without sounding rude, why everyone suddenly becomes a weatherman when small talk runs dry, or how to understand what "let's do lunch sometime" actually means. This book is all about all that and more. It is a tour through the stuff you weren't taught - but were expected to just "get" somewhere alone the ...

Let’s face it: the world has always had a problem with ambitious women. We’ve been called names, labeled difficult, told to “tone it down” or “play nice.” But here’s the thing—they’re not ready for what happens when we stop apologizing for our drive, our ambition, and our refusal to settle. This isn’t just a movement—it’s a revolution. The Ambitchous Revolution. This book is your invitation to stop playing small and start playing by your own rules. It’s time to redefine what it means to be ambitious, powerful, and unapologetically you. And at the heart of this ...

The world has gone overboard with toxic positivity. Every time we scroll through social media, watch a talk show, or browse the latest self-help books, we're inundated with feel-good messages that oversimplify life’s challenges. It’s time to get real. It’s time to embrace imperfection and humanity instead of chasing unattainable ideals. This book takes a satirical and rational approach to debunking the endless stream of unrealistic motivational messages and memes we’re bombarded with daily. Rational Responses to Motivational Memes and Other Positive Bullsh*t will enlighten you with ...

Ever wonder what not to do with your life? We’ve got you covered. How Not To is the world’s most uselessly useful guide to modern living. Packed with 1000 pieces of brilliantly bad advice, this book takes you on a hilarious journey through everything you shouldn’t do—from dating disasters and career-killing moves to social faux pas and health hacks gone horribly wrong. Each page delivers a bite-sized “don’t” with a wink, showing you how to fail spectacularly, awkwardly, and with just enough self-awareness to laugh at yourself along the way. It’s satire, it’s wisdom in ...

You’ve put off reading this long enough. But that’s okay—because I’ll Do It Later: The Ultimate Procrastinator’s Survival Guide isn’t here to shame you. It’s here to set you free. Forget what productivity gurus and morning-routine influencers tell you. Procrastination isn’t a curse—it’s a secret weapon, and this book will show you how to use it. Inside, you’ll discover the thrilling rush of last-minute brilliance, the power of looking busy while doing absolutely nothing, and why confidence always beats competence. You’ll learn how to master the illusion of ...

Stop Starting, Start Finishing: The Hilarious, No-Fluff Guide for Procrastinators Who Are Tired of Their Own Excuses Are you a professional procrastinator, part-time excuse generator, or full-time dream abandoner? Do you proudly collect half-finished projects, color-coded planners, and unopened Google Docs? Congratulations—you’ve just found your people. Don’t Finish What You Start is the brutally hilarious, painfully accurate, and weirdly motivational survival guide for anyone who’s made procrastination an extreme sport. This is not your usual self-help fluff. It’s a satirical ...

In a world where scrolling has become second nature and "likes" dictate our self-worth, Disconnect to Reconnect offers a lifeline to those drowning in the digital noise. This transformative self-help book is your guide to breaking free from the endless cycle of social media addiction and rediscovering the joy of authentic living. Through practical strategies, heartfelt insights, and actionable steps, you’ll learn how to silence the constant ping of notifications, reclaim your time, and rebuild meaningful connections—both with yourself and the people who matter most. Whether you’re ...

Welcome to the kind approach to weight loss. This is different from other weight loss books. It's packed with stories about how other people lost weight, along with small tips that lead to subtle mind changes and big success. "This book works. You will lose weight and feel so much better about yourself." Daily Mail "A warm, tender, friendly book that helped me lose 20lbs..." Heath & Fitness magazine The book stars Mary Brown - the heroine of the Mary Brown series of novels. She's funny, gorgeous and bonkers, and when the series starts, she's seriously overweight. She heads for Fat Club and ...

Are you tired of feeling like a gym douchebag? Do you want to cultivate a more mindful, respectful approach to your workouts and fitness journey? Look no further than 30 Days to Stop Being a Gym Douchebag. This comprehensive workbook offers a practical and effective mindfulness program designed to help you transform your gym habits and become a more mindful, respectful member of your fitness community. With 30 unique mindfulness exercises, each accompanied by a corresponding hashtag that allows you to connect with others and share your insights online, this workbook provides a step-by-step ...

30 Days to Overcome a Shitty Job is a mindfulness workbook designed to help you cultivate a more positive and fulfilling work experience. Through a 30-day program that combines mindfulness techniques, cognitive behavioral therapy, and self-reflection, you'll learn to identify and challenge negative thought patterns, improve communication with coworkers and bosses, and develop a greater sense of self-awareness and self-worth. This workbook is part of a series of mindfulness workbooks, each designed to help you cultivate different areas of your life. While each workbook focuses on a specific ...

The Curse-Tuary: Your DIY Guide to Delightfully Decent Expletives By Annie Rowen Tired of dropping four-letter bombs when life throws you curveballs? Wish you could express frustration without sounding like a pirate on laundry day? Welcome to The Curse-Tuary—a hilariously helpful self-help book that invites you to ditch the dirty words and build a sparkling new vocabulary of your own. In this delightfully quirky guide, Annie Rowen shows you how to transform your knee-jerk expletives into laughter-filled, soul-soothing nonsense—think “Fluffernutter!” instead of the other F-word. ...

Don’t Feed the Raccoon (Even If It Looks Lonely) is a funny, heartfelt, metaphor-rich guide to setting boundaries without losing your soul—or your sense of humor. With wisdom wrapped in whimsy, Annie Rowen invites readers into a world where emotional raccoons wear pitiful expressions, guilt travels in trench coats, and kindness finally learns to say “no.” Through 12 engaging chapters filled with personal stories, gentle truths, and laugh-out-loud insights, this book explores people-pleasing, emotional over-giving, and the sacred art of letting go. Whether you’ve ever felt drained ...

Tired of saccharine self-help advice and relentless positivity? Enter Granny Grimshaw Sourwood, the world-weary, hilariously curmudgeonly anti-guru you never knew you needed. In Granny Grimshaw Sourwood’s Guide to Misery for Others, the inimitable Granny reluctantly shares her hard-won 'wisdom' – a lifetime's worth of cynical strategies for navigating the modern world with minimal effort and maximum personal comfort. Forget finding your bliss; Granny teaches you the practical arts of: Tolerating People: Master relationships by minimizing annoyance and perfecting the art of selective ...

Buzz, Sparkle, Rule: How to Be the Queen Bee (Without the Sting) 👑 By Dorothy Waverly You were never meant to shrink. You were meant to shine. Step aside, self-doubt—there’s a new queen in town. Whether you’re leading a team, raising a family, chasing a dream, or simply trying to remember where you left your sparkle, Buzz, Sparkle, Rule is your empowering, feel-good guide to owning your space—gracefully, confidently, and without apology. This isn’t about bossing people around or building empires out of burnout. It’s about becoming the kind of woman who radiates light, sets ...

The Best Self-Help Book You'll Never Need to Read (Because Buying It Counts as Reading It*) Ever wondered why every life-changing revelation comes in exactly seven steps? Or why your morning routine isn't transformative enough unless it involves pre-dawn headstands and astronomically priced green juice? In this wickedly observant satire, our cheerfully delusional narrator guides you through the art of becoming a self-help guru - without all that messy business of actually achieving anything first. From creating color-coded spreadsheets to track your emotional growth (because feelings need ...