Funny Plays

SHORT-LISTED IN THE LICHFIELD AND DISTRICT WRITERS´ SHORT STORY COMPETITION A funny, charming and original story that will be loved by children and adults alike. In an old book of Philosophy there were once five naughty and rebellious letters. They belonged to the word: ORDER. And it happened one day that the letters were so bored and the panorama around them was so gloomy, that they decided to jump out of the line in which they were imprisoned and run and play through the yellowing pages of the book. "Come on, let's jump," shouted the "O", excitedly.

It is opening night of Miss Patel's Nativity play. The children have been rehearsing all December, and the audience are taking their seats for this year's hilarious school performance. Mary is getting her costume on, the Star is putting on his face paint, and everyone is very excited. Wait. Who brought that live donkey into the school? Why are both ends of the cow arguing? The Star is picking his nose! Nothing else could possibly go wrong...could it?

HuCow 3: The Barista We've all seen the hot chicks behind the counter making coffee. And, it's run through your mind "Damn, she's hot - I'd f**K her." Well, here's your chance. Michael has a kink – he likes milk in his cappuccino. He finds the perfect barista at a local coffee shop to fill his needs - and they do a hell of a lot more. *One night stand romance with she explosions of passion* For readers 18+ who wish to read romance shorts on the risqué side of life. Read the excerpt under the copyright information for an idea of what this book is about.

This book was previously published as “Alpha in a Sweater Vest” by Reba Bale. He might look like a nerd, but when they’re alone, he’s all alpha! Katie is recently divorced and looking for someone to help her explore her wild side. She wasted too many years with a husband who refused to meet her darkest needs. Now that Katie is single, how hard can it be to find someone who will pull her over their knee and punish her the way she’s fantasized about for years? When a nondescript stranger catches her searching spanking websites in a coffee shop, he offers her the chance to work with ...

Get ready to become the grandmaster of the game of Hearts! Have you ever wondered how the game of Hearts works? Want to learn the rules of the game but have no idea where to start? Would you like to learn powerful strategies that win you the game every time? This insightful guide will reveal everything you need to know about playing Hearts without getting burned or losing every turn. You will come to understand the mechanics of the gameplay, and as a result, your confidence will soar. In this book, you will: Discover the rich history of the game of Hearts. Unravel the technicalities of the ...

Fast, fun, and hilarious! For fans of Judd Apatow, Jonah Hill, Seth Rogen, and Paul Rudd. College theater geeks, Chad and Eric, are about to find themselves in the mother of all love triangles. Eric's the playwright of an edgy new play about a man's strange obsession. But when Chad lands the lead role, a gorgeous thirty-something student named Kira is cast as his mother. Will this sexy "older woman" threaten Chad and Eric's longtime bromance? With hysterical twists and turns, the "man code" will be tested as Chad and Eric handle confrontation with humor that's spiked with testosterone. ...

Saying that Elijah had a bad day a work would be an understatement. When his boss screams at him for something beyond his control, he knows that he needs a release before he completely loses his mind. Enter Leighanna, his beautiful wife, waiting for him at home for a date night he’ll never forget. Hint: it won’t just be the two of them. Leighanna’s new lover is anxiously awaiting his arrival, knowing that he’s somehow the luckiest bastard in the world to get a night with her. Elijah wouldn’t disagree. It’s become a fun little game for them, always ending in the two of them ...

Play is an essential, necessary, and natural human activity, and it's for adults and companies, too. Funny Business will show you how adults and companies can recapture and use this powerful tool to foster innovation, increase their competitive advantage, and create a vibrant and satisfying workplace. It delves into the concepts of play and what makes it so powerful in children's development' and dispels the myths and beliefs that have made play a dirty word.

Veronica is an unusual vampire. In fact, she’s a huntress who dedicates herself to ridding the world of rogue, evil, and inhumane vampires and other supernaturals. She also hunts humans—the evil ones, anyway. Rand is a vampire hunter who's laying low. There should have been animosity, even bloodshed, when Veronica and Rand cross paths. Instead, they are flip sides of the same coin, and develop a connection—and a wild physical attraction. After all, they’re both determined to rid the world of the same evils. And they both have needs. Two-thousand-year-old vampire Julia Augusta ...

Pickleball, Pickleball, Pickleball: Skills, Rules, & Strategies (A Pro's Guide) is the definitive resource for everyone, from beginners to seasoned players, looking to master the fast-growing sport of pickleball. Are you a novice searching for clear explanations on the basic rules of pickleball? Or an advanced player striving to refine your strategy? This book offers a comprehensive breakdown, catering to every skill level. Through exclusive interviews with a seasoned pro, the author unlocks the secrets of the sport, offering insights and firsthand advice that will set you apart on the ...

No more boring road trips. No more awkward sleepovers. No more video games or tablets. Discover the interactive, fun, and hilarious "Would You Rather?" book for kids that will help bring everyone closer together, break the ice, and get everyone laughing out loud! Would you rather keep your kids entertained for hours or have them complain every 15 minutes? Well, the answer to that question might be simple, but we have tons of more challenging, fun, and thought-provoking “Would You Rather?” questions that will offer your kids and their friends endless hours of fun!

A rugby game with a difference.

When nothing’s going right, someone’s gotta give. Three unusual stories of perseverance, tenacity and cleverness, with surprising endings. Dignity Formerly published in Writer's Guild. A journalist has a chance encounter with a young woman in a government office. The woman's disturbing past makes the journalist question everything she believes in and stands for. Paper Cut Formerly published in The Junction. In a rich neighbourhood of Mumbai, two scrap dealers are facing destitute times. Supply is limited, costs are rising, and they’re competing against each other on the same turf. But...