Funny Dog

Welcome to the seaside town of New Shrimpton, where magic is in the air, shrimp can be scooped up by the barrel, and a murderer hides in plain sight… Alice Munroe is the only PI in town, but that doesn’t mean she doesn’t have a little help. For one, she can speak to animals and plants… though her cat, the extravagantly grumpy Mr. Ploppers, sometimes makes her wish she couldn’t. Still, when that’s not enough, she has a few other magical tricks up her sleeve. Things go sideways, however, when she’s hired to investigate a death that everyone has written off as natural. Save for ...

While walking Bobo to the park, he meets different animals, and funny thoughts come to mind. There are lots of funny kid jokes about birds along the way. Sorry, only the funny ones are in this narrative.

*A middle-schooler in a new country. A broken promise. A quest to save his dog before it’s too late.* Life in middle school can be rough, but it’s even worse if your family moves to a different continent where I don’t know the language, the culture, and how I’ll ever fit in with the other kids. Navigating a new town is one thing but trying to learn the lay of the land in a new school is another. First, there are the obvious barriers. Then there are the bullies. I miss living in America. I miss my friends. And now our trip home for a visit is cancelled. If I don’t find a ...

Discover the Magic, the Adventure… and the Smiling Chihuahua! Get ready for a heartwarming, action-packed adventure in The Legend of the Smiling Chihuahua! This delightful children’s story follows three brave best friends from a humble neighborhood who set out on the adventure of a lifetime. Their mission? To find the mysterious, magical Chihuahua who’s said to have the power to change lives with just one smile! Along the way, the boys face wild challenges, make unexpected friends, and learn important lessons about teamwork, kindness, forgiveness, and the magic of believing in ...

Funny Dog Stories 3 is a funny addition to the Funny Dog Stories series. You will continue to experience more laughs as you listen to this audiobook.

Crime is on the rise in Dogtown, and it’s all thanks to a mysterious art forger! They’ve stolen one of Puplo Picasso’s masterpieces out of a museum and swapped it with a fake. Such a big case would normally go to the Top Dog detectives, but they’re out of town on vacation. So it’s time to call in the Underdog Detective Agency: with Barkley the German shepherd, Carl the Chihuahua, Dr. Spots the Dalmatian, and Fang...the cat. (Yes, a cat!) What the Underdogs lack in skill, they make up for in grit and determination.

If you enjoy hilarious pet antics and endearing moments, then this book is for you! A Cat's Teachings, book 3 in the Life by Pumpkin series, records the wisdom and grand adventures of Pumpkin, an orange tabby cat with a big heart, strong opinions, and a desire for power. Pumpkin shares his advice on how to manipulate your human, defend your territory from intruders, and execute covert operations to gain control of your food supply chain. He discusses the latest fur styles, his favorite recipes, and fascinating human habits that amuse felines everywhere. Pumpkin warns against interacting ...

Kipper has one, two, three, four, five, six favourite toys. But he's worried. Someone or something has been nibbling a hole in his toybox. What can it be? And are his toys safe? If you listen very closely you might just hear the answer...it's a little mouse! Kipper has been a much-loved picture book character for over 25 years.

After his earlier adventure, Hector Dumble is determined to get his dog, Buster, talking again. So he sets up a laboratory in his bedroom and starts mixing, boiling, evaporating, and condensing.... Unfortunately, things don't quite go according to plan. Will Hector's hard work pay off in the end?

When Tyson was just a little furball he was taught that it was good to be bad. With his intimidating spiky collar and massive bark, he quickly learns how to protect the family home and scare off intruders. But when the Woofers successfully burgle his owner’s bakery it becomes very clear that he was never destined to be a guard dog. After meeting Hedgedog he soon realises that his fearsome reputation and bad boy image is stopping him from making new friends too. Follow Tyson on a crazy job hunt to try and find his true purpose and hopefully change how the world sees him.

Left in a box on the doorstep of a retired vet, Barker was raised in a litter of Jack Russell puppies. Since nobody ever thought to mention she is actually a cat, Barker grows up believing she’s a dog just like her brothers. With her trusty toy dog ears giving her the confidence to mingle, she soon meets Noodle and Spudge and the rest of the Woofers. After accidentally getting involved with a gangster cat in a trilby hat, Barker finds herself joining a rival gang called the Moggies. Dog by day and cat by night, how long can she hide her true identity from her new friends? And will she ...

This book is full of funny and inspiring stories of fur baby dogs, and it will make you so thankful that you have one or more in your life. The unconditional love given by our fur babies is to be cherished, and so are the funny memories! Gotta love them!

Barking Boo is based on a dog the author used to know who barked at almost anything that moved. The author transforms the story into a funny book about a dog who loves to bark at the different kinds of people and animals he encounters moving about. Children will be able to learn about different jobs, animals, and numbers.

The fourth and final installment in the Me Tawk Funny series. Buster and Hector face a new enemy in their final adventure together.

This audiobook is full of jokes for kids of all ages.

Deadly secrets don’t wait for the living… New Year celebrations are about to begin in Dandelion Ponds and Daisy still remains stuck somewhere between life and death. Yet that hasn’t stopped her from solving two murders with the help of her newfound spirit friends, her (kind -of) fiancé Logan, and Charlie, the man who’s stolen her heart. But when her Logan turns up dead and Charlie is the number one suspect, Daisy must rally the troops to solve the murder and prove Charlie’s innocence. Only it doesn’t take long for them to realize a more sinister force is behind it all, and ...

Will a mixture of pranks, revenge, and a global pandemic explode in danger or ignite hilarious, unexpected results? Marty Golden wishes this prequel novella was his superhero origin story but alas, he’s merely a mild-mannered Silicon Valley geek whose skills of self-delusion, daydreaming, and attention to detail are put to the ultimate challenge—entertaining his nieces. See Marty before he becomes the super-sleuthing, crime-busting hero of the Silicon Valley Mystery series. In this short read, you’ll meet the lovable hero, an amateur sleuth who constantly frustrates and astounds ...

The Urban Leash is a story about all the funny stories of a dogwalker from the dogwalker's point of view. Humorous, fun, light read.

While walking Bobo to the park, he meets different animals, and funny thoughts come to mind. There are lots of funny kid jokes about dogs along the way. Sorry, only the funny ones are in this narrative.

More than 100 funny and hilarious dog jokes for kids! Your child will love this hilarious joke audiobook full of clean jokes about dogs and puppies.