Funny Clean

I was in the U.S. Air Force from mid-1958 until mid-1962. These little stories are about a few capers and characters I encountered along the way. Suffice it to say that my buddies and I got into some comical situations. I even found some humor in the pain and heartbreak inflicted on me by the sergeants. Except for some amount of exaggeration as to my brilliance, the stories are true.

Read all of Cindy Blackburn's Cozy Mysteries for FREE with Kindle Unlimited! Small sleuth, tiny town, unfailing fun. Welcome to Lake Elizabeth, Vermont, where the water’s growing colder, the leaves are turning orange, and Cassie Baxter is going nuts. Who wouldn’t go a little nuts with this latest unexpected development? Meet five-year-old Truman Tripp. Cassie, who is most definitely not a kid person, can’t understand why his mother left the child with her. But some even more perplexing problems soon present themselves, and Cassie’s already Looney Tunes life gets even loonier. Expect...

He’s rich enough to make her dance all night - but can he let her love him? Rich and bored, rancher Darien Jonas accepts a bet - convince his family that he’s found his future wife. He already lives out in the boondocks, so all he has to do is pick a local cowgirl, fix her up, and make her presentable. Fern Larsen knows she’s got nothing to offer the world, but she’s determined to change that… somehow. When her posh neighbor sets out to improve her, she’s grateful but suspicious - because his reasons seem as shoddy as his priorities. Soon, Fern figures out there is more to her ...

The guy who stole my diary just died... My thoughts are with his family. I tried to write a joke about restraining orders… But this is as close as I could get. My dog loves floating in the ocean. He’s such a good buoy. I just bought an expensive new shrub trimmer… It’s cutting hedge technology! Money’s a little tight right now so I pay my rent with sexual favors. I try and stay on top but sometimes I end up behind. During his wedding, my friend called me the worst best man he has ever seen. I was speechless. You shouldn't say bad things about illiterate people. Feel free to write ...

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice… Patty Bradley learned early what happens when love is blind. Back in high school, Patty treasured her late-night talks on the front porch steps with neighbor, Jack Krieger. She told herself it didn’t matter that at school they were strangers. She understood. After all, he was popular and she was ‘Fatty Patty.’ Handsome, athletic and a friend to many, Jack Krieger bore the weight of everyone’s high expectations with a smile. Only around Patty could he let down his guard and be himself. When an incident the night of prom shatters their ...

I’m Seymour…Parakeet Detective. My owner, Sharon, and I are on the Sasquatch watch! The creature stalking quiet Mountain Springs is nosy and newsworthy. We’ll find out more than we bargained for. This monster may hold the key to my human existence in a bird body. But I’ve got to survive to find out. Jump in with Sharon and Seymour for a cozy mystery with a paranormal twist.

Who says Chivalry is dead? Robin King lives up to the legendary name of Robin Hood more than he should—a bigshot billionaire and successor of King enterprises, a Prince of Mischief and a rogue who steals hearts ... and maybe even a few kisses. He never thought he’d follow the storyline so closely, until the day he gets in trouble with the law and pays the price—all for protecting his younger sister Scarlett. Taken in by an Outlaw Marian is a hard-hitting reporter … or would be if the New England Chronicle would stop assigning her puff pieces. Now she has the chance to prove herself,...

Ava married her Prince Charming and they lived happily-ever-after. Or did they? Princess Ava is interviewed by a skeptical journalist digging for the truth behind the fairy tale, but she defends the myth by relating an idealized storybook version while we find out the truth in flashbacks. Young Ava’s mother runs off with another man and her clueless father marries a heartless woman who makes Ava toil as a maid at her inn. All the while, Ava dreams of living in that beautiful castle in the distance. Enter her newly sober Fairy Godmother who promises to help her achieve her wish. But her ...

A one-night stand. An unwanted pregnancy. A life-changing experience. Zane Spencer can't hide from his mistakes anymore, so tail tucked between his legs, he returns home to Shiloh for a fresh start. He'll swallow his pride, go back to working on the farm he never should have left in the first place, and maybe one day he'll deserve to find a sweet girl to marry and raise a family of his own. No one will ever find out that instead of chasing his dreams with his band, he’d spent most of his time away as an Elvis impersonator. But a surprise that will change his life forever awaits him back ...

He worked seven years for the love of his life... and woke up married to her sister. Oops. Jacob just wanted a fresh start, a fair deal, and maybe a chance at romance. Instead, he ends up in a family full of secrets, switches, and sheep with attitude. One dazzling woman has his heart. The other? His surprise honeymoon. Set in the dusty hills of ancient Mesopotamia (with a twist of modern humor), The Wrong Wife is a mini biblical romcom retelling the famously tangled love story of Jacob, Rachel, and Leah—complete with sibling rivalry, awkward wedding nights, divine drama, and a goat named ...

Rhett is strong. He’s heroic. He’s what every woman wants… …if only his wife would notice. Even without superpowers, Rhett fights side-by-side with Rayne, his superhero wife. Together, they’ve kept Summercoast safe for over eight years by defeating all sorts of dark forces. That was until now… There’s a new supervillain in town: a mad scientist with abilities this couple has never seen before. Dark Lightning is the first supervillain with powers stronger than Rayne’s, and the first villain that she can’t defeat. It’s like he knows everything about her—and it’s not ...

A deadly premonition. A killer at large. A group of suspicious vendors. Maybe hosting a craft fair during Halloween was a bad idea. When a craft fair comes to the small town of Crystal Falls during Halloween, no one expects the event to end in murder. To make matters worse, all the evidence points to Cliff, the man Luke’s mom is in love with, as the prime suspect. Luke makes it a personal quest to help his mom, but as incriminating clues are discovered, he starts to wonder if Cliff’s innocence is a sure thing. The investigation intensifies as the craft fair vendors reveal hidden secrets...

I’m fifty, broke, and stranded with Dr. Handsome—talk about a love emergency! Between family drama and my best friend moving away, I need a vacation. Stat. Too bad dream getaways cost money I no longer have. Enter Calvin, aka Dr. Handsome, and his storybook Vermont home. His prescription for R & R is an offer my bruised heart can't refuse. But when a storm hits, stranding us together, even our chemistry won't melt the blizzard of the century.Trapped in a romantic New England cottage with a man who wants to be more than friends? Maybe it’s just what the doctor ordered. The Love Dose is...

A torching kiss on a long-ago high school dare just might flare up again.Swoony Award 2021 Winner: Best Medical Romance Dr. Jasher Hotchkiss, first rate knee surgeon, never wanted to return to his hometown of Mendon. Not after what happened years ago that made him the town’s most hated teenager. Nor did he want to practice general surgery. And he certainly doesn’t want to form any ties in Mendon. Except … Sage Everton appears at an ambulance call. Sage? Nurse-anesthetist Sage Everton is widowed and is convinced she carries a hex that ruins the lives of men she begins to care about. ...

Cosmopolitan Magazine calls Addison's books, "...easy, frothy fun!" Rex Toberman is obnoxious and pretentious. So what if he’s the star quarterback? So what if my father is dating his mother? I can’t wait until he’s out of my life for good.From NEW YORK TIMES, USA TODAY, & WALL STREET JOURNAL bestselling author, Addison Moore! The day our parents announce their impending wedding becomes the worst day of my existence. Not only has Rex cemented himself in my social circle, but he’s about to cement himself into my family. I don’t trust his mother. And I don’t want anything to do ...

Need the perfect man? No problem—simply create him! Ivy wanted nothing more for Christmas than to have someone to come home to, a companion to chat about her day with, and someone to show off at her family holiday celebrations. Instead of wishing on a star, she takes matters into her own hands. Ivy creates her perfect companion at Dream Droids, the premier robotics company specializing in sentient humanoids. She spends weeks with Dr. Pierce, creating her dream man. Every detail is worked out, from his appearance, personality, and even his knowledge of her life. This will be the best ...

After meeting a man on a plane ride but not getting his name, Skye Blumerson cannot stop thinking about him. Her sister, Sunny sets up a date with her co-worker, Kevin. Skye starts to fall for him, but still can’t get over the man on the plane. When a rival sparks with another architect in town and the two start going for the same jobs, Skye’s annoyance is at an all-time high--especially when emails between the two are flying. Can she build love and her career or will it all come crumbing down around her?

Rockstar dreams don’t come true, at least not for Jayla Bennett. So why is Spencer living out all his dreams touring the country while his ex-girlfriend/former bandmate is stuck struggling through mundane days at a 9-5 she can’t stand? Was it a case of bad timing? Did life get in the way? Or did Spencer just not love her enough to reach out when Reciprocity finally hit it big? Spencer’s avoided his hometown like the plague since leaving four years ago. He hasn’t set foot in Graybush, let alone the house he grew up in, not since his mother died right beside his dreams of going to ...

When murder crashes his vacation, can a techie in paradise still catch some waves while snaring a killer? Marty Golden is ready to kick back at the beach. When his neighbor offers free rooms in Hawaii, the software engineer is quick to round up his girlfriend, sister, and nieces for the luau of a lifetime. But his arrival at the resort turns his sun-filled hopes into hunches about homicide after he encounters a very deceased and inconvenient body. Pressured into helping, a grudging Marty uses his sharp attention to detail to hone in on a crucial clue missed by the police. But his half-...

Missing lithium bottles, a tall and dreamy science teacher, a possibly promiscuous Phineas. Just another day in my new small town life. My return to Perry, Kansas hasn’t been met with a missing woman like last time, but rather a found one. She doesn’t know who or where she is, but I go straight from that mystery to a request to look into a husband’s possible indiscretion. At least I get to discuss these cases with Dean, but he is a bit preoccupied with lithium bottles missing from his chemistry lab. I moved back home to help out at my family’s archery shop. The fact that my Uncle is...