Funny Christmas

Twins Martin and Melvin Stolt haven't seen each other since their mother died, roughly ten years ago. Now, they must meet again, this time to bury their father. The billions that their father left them will be divided between them equally, but will that repair their broken home? Martin is short, much too short, at barely 4'9... And Melvin is athletic and beautiful. They are twins, but they couldn't be more different. Martin is a poet. Melvin is a jerk. Adding fuel to the fire, their father chose a young, beautiful, and somewhat naive young lawyer, Veronica Mathews, and both twins are ...

Calling All Couples! Sign up now. Help us set a record! On December 10 at 5:00 pm, we need your help setting a Guinness World Record for the most couples kissing under the mistletoe! Chase Spencer had been firmly planted in the friend-zone ever since he first met Rachel Anthony back when they were in grade school and it looks like that’s where he’s destined to remain. And her latest scheme is bound to be torture. She wants them to help break the Guinness World Record for the most couples kissing under the mistletoe at one time. How should he handle this? Should the kiss be a chaste, ...

This charming audiobook features Terry Treetop, a red-headed, freckled young boy who loves to climb trees. Christmas is in the air, and Terry is busy getting his family’s Christmas tree ready with his Dad when he notices a small, helpless creature in danger. Terry runs out into the deep snow and puts his famous tree-climbing talents into play. Will he be able to save little Sammy and then enjoy Christmas with a furry new friend?

NEW YORK TIMES Bestselling Author This novel can be read as a stand-alone book or as part of the bestselling series, Simone: Adventures in Dating. Simone Stevens has never been lucky in love, but that doesn't stop her from trying. When she meets a sexy mall Santa who sweeps her off her stilettos, she vows to give herself--and him--a Christmas Eve to remember. After a passionate night in front of the fireplace, it soon becomes apparent that this Christmas-obsessed hunk is hiding something. When he leaves abruptly, Simone is left wondering whether their evening together was nothing more than ...

The third audiobook in the delightful series set in Carrington’s Department Store. Georgie Hart and Carrington’s Department Store have got the world at their feet. Since a reality TV series put them both on the map, life has been amazing! Carrington’s profits are in the pink, Georgie has carved herself a place in the nation’s heart and her romance with Tom, the store’s boss, has finally blossomed. Now summertime has come to Mulberry-on-Sea, and Georgie is in great demand.

All she wants for Christmas is a fake fiancé! Wealthy executive Dave Anders may not be veterinarian Merrie McGregor’s type, but he makes a great Santa for her young niece. She’s impressed enough to agree to a pretend engagement to protect the little girl—only he seems to be taking his role as her fiancé a little too seriously. Celebrate the holiday spirit with this sweet romantic comedy by the USA Today bestselling author of The Would-Be Mommy and Designer Genes.

Ginger must sneak back into her dormitory before anyone finds out she’s spent the night at Jack Frost’s. Her fiancé, Fergus Dingleberry seems like he’s changed for the better, so perhaps she’ll be able to forget about Jack and his special kisses after all? After a mishap in the wrapping department, Ginger needs to talk to someone, but the only person she can trust is Jack. Jack, however, seems more interested in getting her naked than talking. Part 2 of a 5 part series Tabitha Levin writing as Tiger Lily

Ginger Mingus is an elf. Engaged, up for promotion, and on Santa's nice list. Three weeks until Christmas, Jack Frost comes knocking on her window and convinces her to come outside and play his wicked games. Games that lead Ginger to the most delicious sensations she's ever experienced. Games she desperately wants to play again, but that would mean becoming a naughty elf. A very, very, naughty elf. Part #1 of a 5 part series. Tabitha Levin writing as Tiger Lily

Friends, good presents, and me being shared by the guests. What more could I want for Christmas other than some good strong hands to warm my backside while I show my husband what a good hotwife I can be after I let them shave me smooth. This hot little snack of a story contains wife swapping, spanking, shaving, and some good old-fashioned…well, you’ll have to read it to find out.