Funny Animals

Jamie McFlair's favourite band got a slot performing on the country's biggest talent show, but it went wrong thanks to Barry Bigtime (in an 'incident' involving a chocolate milkshake and worn underpants - don't ask). Barry is a music big shot, all round nasty man...and Jamie's uncle. The next day, he launches his own massive new band and Jamie smells a rat. With the help of three trusty best friends - popular Daisy, no-nonsense Jenners and timid Mel - Jamie vows to uncover Barry's dastardly plan.

In this entertaining collection, dogs of all kinds are brought to life. Working dogs, dogs who are mistreated by humans, dogs who save lives and the ones that make us laugh; they all leap and bound in stories by our most accomplished writers, including Mark Twain, Virginia Woolf, Jack London and Jerome K. Jerome.

There was BIG trouble at the Easter egg factory. Billy the bunny is the master chocolatier at the famous Easter egg factory. But he is hit with a case of the smelly StinkyFarts, and cannot make any chocolate for Easter. Will the bunnies run out of Easter eggs? Or can Billy get better, stop farting, and save Easter? Find out in this charming children's book.

Spring has sprung in the United Woodlands, and the animals of Woodland Intelligence (WI6) are celebrating with a barbecue. But when a mysterious attack from the skies bursts Beaver Dam wide open, the woodland is flooded! The head of WI6 suspects foul play. It's time to call Agent Weasel, woodland super-spy.

While walking Bobo to the park, he meets different animals, and funny thoughts come to mind. There are lots of funny kid jokes about birds along the way. Sorry, only the funny ones are in this narrative.

Ten-year-old Opie Jones is Very Ordinary. In fact nothing remarkable has ever happened to her, if you don’t count the cat that gives her funny looks from next door (which she doesn’t). So she is naturally very surprised when she is recruited to join The Resistance—a team of superheroes who can read minds, and have a dastardly brainwashing villain to defeat. However it turns out Opie can’t read human minds; she can read animal ones. The other members of the Resistance are very disappointed. And a whole world of animal chat and demands is opening up to her.

I live near a biscuit factory. Sounds like a dream come true, right? But it's not all fun and jammie dodgers. You see, the biscuit factory is really a Super-Secret Science Lab. Everyone pretends it makes biscuits. It just makes life easier. Until today. Because the biscuit factory tore a hole through dimensions, and now huge orange monsters are climbing through. Oh, and if we don't do something, the world is going to go kablooey in the next 30 minutes. Not on my watch. You coming?

Bailey Bear was an ordinary bear. He liked playing with his friends, eating honey and generally spending his days exploring the forest where he lives in his comfy den. One of Bailey's favorite past times was to search for yummy honey. He loves eating berries, nuts and plants, but his favorite is honey. One day, Bailey was deep in the forest sniffing around, nibbling on some yummy morsels that he found, when he picked up a curious scent.

This book is full of funny and inspiring stories of fur baby dogs, and it will make you so thankful that you have one or more in your life. The unconditional love given by our fur babies is to be cherished, and so are the funny memories! Gotta love them!

Two pet sitters. One talking cat. What could possibly go wrong? Best friends Cassie and Lina would love to take a pet to the Pet Parade but it's not possible...until they're asked to pet-sit Gus the cat next door. The girls might be "ready for anything", but Gus isn't quite the cat they were expecting.

Two pet sitters. One talking cat. What could possibly go wrong? "No chaos! And no emergencies!" says Mum when Cassie and Lina pet-sit again. But Tony the miniature pony isn't your average pet.... And when Tony disappears from the paddock with Lina's little brother, someone's going to have to fly to the rescue.

Marty Mouse is a confused and lonely rodent that isn't wanted by anybody. He finds that he is not wanted in his home and decides to go out one night on a journey to find a new house. Full with adventure and surprise Marty Mouse Finds A House is a fun and exciting bedtime story with a rhyming narration. Marty Mouse bumps into other little creatures in the dark wood and is caught by surprise from a hungry owl. Full of amusing rhyme and whimsical illustrations that will delight every family member in your household!

It was supposed to be a relaxing vacation – until a stray dog crashed into their lives. They’ve just concluded one of the largest cases in the history of Portland’s FBI office and now agents Michelle and Gary are ready to try something new: relaxing. It’s their first vacation as a couple and lounging on the beach in Hawaii over the Thanksgiving holiday sounds like the perfect way to unwind and reconnect as a couple. But when a dog named Chester convinces them to follow him, things start to get a little hairy. Or furry… Chasing criminals and rescuing animals isn’t how they ...

When Trash Pandas Attack is a collection of short stories, misadventures, family tales, encounters with the bizarre, unusual, and interesting, and humorous events. 
 The tales in here are not tall. They are short and true.
 From hair-raising encounters with wild animals, meeting extraterrestrials after church, having out-of-body experiences after drinking Kool-Aid, embarrassing but enlightening misunderstandings of language and cuisine, cosmic signs and connections, and general good fun, When Trash Pandas Attack is a book full of the wonder and silliness of life in all its strange ...

Revenge of the Trash Pandas is a collection of short stories, misadventures, family tales, and humorous encounters. 
 The tales in here are not tall. They are true. 
From crowd-scattering encounters with wild animals, slobbery exposures to rabid raccoons, sleeping through an out-of-body experience, barnyard mishaps, mountain pranks, misadventures large and small, super-heroic failings, and general good fun, Revenge of the Trash Pandas is a compilation of short stories expressing the wonder and silliness of life in all its strange manifestations.
 So, sit back, relax, and join us for a...

A delightfully quaint mountain town, my cozy tearoom, a missing couple, and there’s something seriously weird about my bird. I didn’t expect to get wrapped up in a mystery through my husband… He’s dead. Retreat to the mountains, settle into my inherited family home and try to move on … a widow with kids and a parakeet. It was a good plan. It should have worked. I didn’t ask for a missing couple to complicate my first days, but there they were…or, rather, weren’t. I KNEW my detective husband was gone … but then here he was. Colorfully solving mysteries with me … he’s ...