Fitness Fiction

I once read that the important decisions we make in life aren't the ones we think are significant. It's the little ones. For me, I was standing outside a new gym in my neighborhood, latte in one hand and plenty of excuses in the other. But then I saw him. Tall, brown hair and golden eyes that told me he was a Shifter. Before I knew it, he'd ushered me into the gym and I was a member! I was eager to get in shape. A little too eager as it turned out. Luckily for me, another Shifter was there to help me in my compromised state.

Did you know that an evil group of men has kept the healing qualities of corn a secret for hundreds of years? These men - the same men who pollute our skies with chemtrails, poison our bodies with microwave and cell phone radiation, and tell us that Teflon is safe - have suppressed the information of our heritage, our birthright. What is this birthright? Real corn.

This is a brief guide to penis health and some tips surrounding penis-related issues.