Fishing Humor

The interstellar Sardine War is now in full swing like a nail infested baseball bat. And once again we find Major Joachim Merlot in the middle of a nasty interstellar battle. Our hero bets he'll finally get a bullet in the head. But after meeting a hot alien soldier named Espiona, he might just get lucky. That is, in the worst possible way.

In Bitterly Bay, Spangles McNasty has decided to spend his summer doing what he loves most: shouting at babies, pulling faces at old ladies and, best of all, collecting other people's spangly things! Convinced that goldfish are made of gold and grow to the size of whales, Spangles and his friend Sausage-face Pete decide to find the great Fish of Gold. They'll be rich forever! Only young Freddie Taylor can stop Spangles' dastardly plan in a tale full of time-travelling Jet Skis and haunted custard.

Volume three of this amusing and playful tale focuses on Shotta Otter, a compassionate and giving otter who always puts others first. She works as a nurse straight out of college, and courageously fights against a deadly pandemic when a virus rages through the animal community. Eventually, she reaches her breaking point.

Volume 2 of this amusing, playful tale focuses on Boughta Otter, a social butterfly and budding social media influencer who desires fame and fortune. She eagerly acquires and spends cash as fast as she can to gain clout and followers, and although the climb is slow and tedious, she eventually and successfully builds her brand.

Artsy Fartsy was used to spending his days all alone. Until one day, he made two penguin friends. Celebrate this winter with a new classic story to share and laugh with loved ones. Adults are permitted to laugh, too.

Ein kleiner Hai mit großen Fragen. Rot, gelb, blau und grün — so leuchten die Zähne von Hainer jedem entgegen. Aber wegen dieser bunten Zähne wird der kleine Hai von seinen Mitschülern Sharklyn, Tiburon und Sharkira ausgelacht, denn solche Zähne hat in Haimhausen niemand. Hainer beschließt, seiner Heimat den Rücken zu kehren und sein großes Vorbild Hainaldo um Rat zu fragen. Die Zähne des berühmten Flossenballspielers sind blendend weiß, perfekt spitz und wachsen nach jeder Heldentat größer nach.

Das größte U-Boot der Welt, die Neptun, verschwindet auf mysteriöse Weise. Sind das Boot und seine Besatzung etwa entführt worden? Der mutige Junge Willy macht sich mit seinem Freund, dem Teddybären Randolf, sofort auf den Weg um das Rätsel zu lösen. Im Atlantischen Ozean erleben die beiden spannende Abenteuer, treffen viele neue Freunde und müssen sich schließlich auf dem Meeresgrund der fiesen Mördermakrele Manni und seinen Horrorheringen stellen, um das verschwundene U-Boot zu retten.

The fourth Frankie Fish adventure is finally here! Peter Helliar's hilarious best-selling series is back, and our favourite time travellers, Frankie and Drew, are facing their trickiest hurdle yet.... Frankie’s always wanted to go to the Olympics, but when his big sister takes the Sonic Suitcase and runs away to Ancient Greece, it looks like she might get there first! It’s up to Frankie and his best friend, Drew, to bring her home - but what happens when Saint Lou is determined to stay? From Australia’s favourite comedian comes the funniest, twistiest time travel tale yet!

Frankie Fish has a hunch that a famous Medicine Man from the Wild West holds the answer to his grandad’s forgetfulness, so he and Drew pack their cowboy hats and spurs and take the Sonic Suitcase for another spin. But when they arrive, gold fever has struck, and Frankie and Drew must take on some sneaky outlaws and clear their new friend’s name. Can Frankie Fish and Drew Bird yee-haw their way into the history books?

Once upon a time, a fairy tale went very wrong! This new twist on a traditional children's story is packed with fun. When Young Angus receives a gift from his famous father, the last thing he expects to unwrap is a weird, wisecracking octopus! The silly cephalopod offers to help Angus make his fortune...and all he wants in return is some fabulous footwear. Can this unlikely pair of heroes defeat Gutrot, the 'orrible ogre?

A bath-time adventure in the best-selling, blockbuster Supertato series, created and ready by Sue Hendra and Paul Linnet! Perfect for even the most reluctant of bathers—and, of course, Supertato fans everywhere! t is night-time in the supermarket, and it’s the veggies’ weekly bath. But...what’s this? Someone has been meddling with the bubble bath and that can only lead to one thing: bubbly troubly! Are Supertato and the veggies all washed up? Or can they clear the aisles and pop that pea back where he belongs?

Dive into three new stories about Narwhal's favorite time of the year! It's the festive season in the world wide waters, and Narwhal is looking forward to cozying up with a good book, singing and partying with pod pals, and enjoying some warm waffle pudding. But most of all, Narwhal is excited about the arrival of the Merry Mermicorn! According to Narwhal, she's part mermaid, part unicorn, and completely mer-aculous! Jelly is of course skeptical about the existence of the "Mira-Miny-What-A Corn"...even when he receives a mysterious present. It must be from Narwhal.

Ein neues Abenteuer um den einzigartigen kleinen Hai mit den bunten Zähnen - mit starken Songs zum Mitsingen und Meerwissen im Booklet! Der rote Zahn von Hainer, dem kleinen Hai mit den bunten Zähnen, beginnt eines Morgens seltsam zu kitzeln. Zuerst denkt er sich nichts dabei, doch als sich das Kitzeln zu einem unangenehmen Ziehen steigert, beschleicht ihn ein komisches Gefühl. Tatsächlich erschüttert kurz darauf ein heftiges Unterwasserbeben Haimhausen. Kaum ist das überstanden, zeigt sich das Ausmaß der Katastrophe: Der Felsen oberhalb von Haimhausen droht auf die Stadt stürzen.

It's carnival time in the supermarket and the veggies are feeling festive! But someone is out to spoil the fun—with a devious device that could ruin everything. Can Supertato and the veggies stop their colourful carnival from turning into a carnival catastro-pea?

When a game of hide-and-seek turns into an epic treasure hunt, the veggies must face fearsome foes, the impassable Cactus Canyon and the dangerous Valley of Doom!

Drengen Rex Dexter troede, det var slut med at blive hjemsøgt af døde dyr. Men det er det ikke. Pludselig bliver han hjemsøgt af en narhval og en hammerhaj, der begge husker en svømmetur ved byens fyrtårn som det sidste af deres liv i havet. Nu skal han hjælpe dem med at opklare, hvad der skete.

Brandi Yeats wants gold—Olympic gold, but she needs a new ice dancing partner. One man is available, but he's totally wrong for her, and he's the wrong nationality. Marriage is the only way they can compete for the same team. So what's a girl to do when her dreams are on the line? What she won't do is have an affair with the broody, but far too attractive, Russian, even if he is her husband. Nikolai Petronof is willing to do anything to skate with a strong competitor like Brandi—even trap himself in a lie he can't get out of. Everyone warns him not to mix fire and ice, but he can't help...

Dive into three new stories about the joy of adventure and the power of friendship! In the first story, Otty the otter makes her debut splash; while Narwhal greets her with immediate enthusiasm, Jelly's not so sure about her...mostly because he worries she'll take his place as Narwhal's best friend. Listeners will easily see why Narwhal's so excited to meet Otty, a boisterous explorer who even has an aunt who's a real live sea captain! But listeners will also relate to Jelly's uneasiness seeing his best friend making a new pal.

Narwhal and Jelly are back, and Narwhal has a new obsession...peanut butter! Narwhal is so obsessed they even want to change their name to...that's right...Peanut Butter! Ever-sensible Jelly isn't so sure that's the best idea but is all for Narwhal trying new things (instead of just eating waffles all the time, no matter how delicious waffles are).

Happy-go-lucky Narwhal and no-nonsense Jelly find their inner superheroes in three new under-the-sea adventures. In the first story, Narwhal’s superhero alter-ego is revealed, and Narwhal enlists Jelly to help figure out what their superpower is. Next, Narwhal helps a friend find his way back home. In the third story, Jelly is feeling blue and Narwhal comes to the rescue. Ben Clanton showcases the joys of friendship and the power of believing in yourself and others through this irresistible duo.