Dragon Fantasy Humor

The enchanted castle is under attack from a patchwork monster, while some spellwork cheaters and thieves try to capture Fang, convinced he possesses a fountain of youth spell they need very badly. 'Na, Ambrose and Zella must find the elusive, ticked-off sorcerer who can stop his patchwork creation, and a nasty spell that wants to unravel other magic, before it tears apart their home.

He can’t trust her, but he will claim her. Elise roams free in the anti-shifter research lab. For weeks, she walked by Ransom’s cage, ignoring him. Then she frees him, But she’s reluctant to escape. Ransom won’t leave her behind, She’s shifter, and shifters don’t abandon shifters. There’s more to this brave female than Ransom first realized. Ransom wants to find his pack. Elise wants to return to the anti-shifter research lab. Something has to give. It won’t be Ransom... ◆◆◆ Fight Hard. Love Harder. Ransom’s Revenge is a steamy, stand-alone romance in the Broken ...

Meet Octicorn, the funny, sweet, and disarming character who is a champion for anyone who has ever felt a little bit different. And isn't that everyone? This is a self-published success story from debut authors Justin Lowe and Kevin Diller. Octicorn is half octopus, half unicorn, half confused...which sometimes makes it hard to fit in. But maybe that's not such a bad thing.

Her father might be dead, but Kizzy is determined to reunite with him, even if it means turning back time. To have a chance, she must cross oceans to claim a crucial artifact. Kizzy won't be going alone. Daniul, the fussiest mage in the world, is determined to vex her with his company. He complains a lot, rests a lot, lectures constantly, and refuses to help anyone unless it suits him. Their quest takes them through pirate-infested waters, and meddling with time leads them into more trouble. Dragons weren't always extinct. Please note: This is the second book in The Black Chronicles series....

Thirteen years ago Oliver's father died in a battle against Red Line, the nasty dragon that plagued Aardland. Oliver has since grown into a very large man with little ambition, earning him a new name: The Lump. When Flynn, a glory seeking adventurer, and Meena, a mysterious foreign girl, arrive with news that Red Line has stirred once again, the Lump finds himself reluctantly embroiled in a quest to defeat the dragon.

Brianna gets the opportunity to train to be one of the Furies. But Apollo opposes this, and will do all in his power to stop the creation of another Fury. Brianna, who suffered a gruesome fate at the hands of a demonic serial killer in "Angels of Vengeance", hasn't moved on like most other human spirits. So, Brianna has settled into a weird version of the Afterlife while hanging out in the Furies' domain. But, during the time Brianna spent in the Furies' domain has changed her, she's evolved and has developed the ability to be material even outside of the space/time portal of the Furies' ...

What would you buy at the Stargazer Gift Shop at the center of the galaxy? Would you buy a soft drink, science kit, makeup, data disk, gumball, something else, or perhaps nothing at all? While you are there, Rhoda will always be very happy to help you find the perfect gift.

2016 Silver Falchion Finalist Young Adult Fiction Ages 14+. Mord McGhee's wonderfully wise Old Flames and Heroes is the perfect coming of age companion for grads--from grade school, high school, college, and beyond! Connecting childhood to adulthood in a delightful way. From soaring to a city built into a waterfall to great sights as experienced by the young protagonist, Mord McGhee addresses life's ups and downs with humor, luck, love, and magic. He encourages readers to find the true meaning of the little blue sun which suddenly appeared in the sky. In a starred review, world-renowned ...

When punk brat Count Billiswami Jr. deserts his crumbling estate to become a glorified sparring partner for the Knights of Kron, he opens the door for a major upheaval. Meanwhile, Luma and her dragon slip through a portal that takes them three hundred years into the past and traps them in the middle of nowhere. This gives the evil mage Veldish his golden opportunity to overtake control of the magic cities in Nebilon. Luma’s challenge to get back in time to thwart her old nemesis seems hopeless, but she is determined. Zanier than ever, Book Three of the Nebilon Series is filled with ...

Welcome to Twinkleland Kingdom, where everything is 100 percent perfect. Except Princess Pea - she loves getting muddy and having fun, and she's not keen on choosing her own perfect unicorn at the Royal Unicorn Parade. Until the final unicorn turns out to be a podgy, pongy, proud, magic-horned...pig? And so the adventures of Princess Pea and Unipiggle begin!

The Masterless Assassin continues the adventures of Tinariwen of Astinda, a necromancer who spent three hundred years trapped in a glass sphere. Tin has found it a strange time where no one practices the magic of death. Joining forces with a band of assassins he faced off against an elder evil and won his place in this new world. Now set on a good life on a vineyard with his new wife, Lenara, the necromancer faces off with the cult of the Lightseekers, religious zealots bent on ruling the local populace with cruelty and lightning. Tin, Lenara, Kino and the others must survive the attacks of...

Волна жестоких бессмысленных убийств захлестнула Вальбург. Единственная зацепка, чудом полученная полицией - значок студента Техномагической академии. Мне придется притвориться студенткой-первокурсницей, найти маньяка, не выдать себя… ах да, и ни в коем случае не влюбиться в ректора!

Я похитила дракона. Случайно! Одна ошибка... и вот, я фиктивная невеста командира Драконьей гвардии. Ах, меня ещё в контрабандисты записали и казнить хотят? Прекрасно! Что говорите? Помогу в расследовании, и отпустите? Можно попробовать. Но, как говорится, сами напросились, теперь не жалуйтесь!

Мне, иномирянке Алисе, выпала ужасная миссия—поступить в Высшую Военную школу, которой руководит чудовище. Милорд Рагар. Младший принц, воплощённый дракон и поборник традиций—тех самых, что запрещают девушкам практически всё. Я иду на отбор вместо взбалмошной аристократки, и мечтаю только об одном—не стать завтраком.

This is a humorous, episodic novel of dark fantasy and science fiction, composed of the four novellas Amy and the Ankylosaurus, Helen and the Evil Elves of the Elder Gods, Sithe in the City, and Dragon vs Dinosaur. It begins when Magnus creates a device to open portals to other quantum universes so he can show his ex-girlfriend, Amy, real dinosaurs. This goes awry when Amy goes through the portal and he has to rescue her, accompanied by his fellow scientist Helen, Amy's best friend.

Simon Jäger ist zurück und liest Band 3 der Vampirsaga um Tommy Flood. Junge Liebe ist beneidenswert, aber nicht die der beiden Blutsauger Jody und Tommy. Sie sind nämlich zu Statuen erstarrt und müssen ewig in der Haltung von Rodins "Kuss" verharren. Schuld daran ist das Grufti-Mädchen Abby von Normal, die unbedingt will, dass die beiden auf ewig zusammen bleiben. Doch Abby hat schon bald andere Probleme, denn ein fetter, rasierter Vampir-Kater treibt sein Unwesen, und dann kehren auch noch drei altbekannte Unruhestifter zurück.

If Stan Pollux had known he would be spending his summer holidays in the outer reaches of our solar system, he would have put on different underpants. But when he gets kidnapped by the Planet Dragon Mercury, most things suddenly seem small and insignificant. Stan finds himself in a universe of dragons who had once ruled the skies as gods.

Lulu is a llamacorn, which means she's half llama, half unicorn, and 100 percent glamorous magic. She’s also 100 percent sure that she's the most glamorous creature in all of Magic of Meadows...until she spots a mermaid with a shiny, sparkly, shimmery tail. Lulu decides she must have one of those in order to protect her title as most glamorous. With some help from her best friend, Karen the Flower Fairy, Lulu learns what it truly takes to make her glamour wishes come true.

Я так хотела заполучить место преподавателя в престижном заведении, что провела с друзьями магический ритуал. Учить драконов магии? Смеётесь?! Впрочем, ректор не понимает шуток. Он серьёзно вознамерился выставить меня и моих приятелей из академии. Неужели мстит, что я выгнала его из своей спальни?

It's Christmas Eve, and Santa's reindeer are sick with the chicken pox. They can't pull his sleigh, so Santa needs some serious help. Will the unicorns save Christmas despite coming down with a case of hiccups? Or will Christmas have to be canceled?