Dragon Fantasy Humor

It’s not easy to fit in when you stand out. When Layla arrives for her first day of school at Unicornia, the school for unicorns, she realizes that she’s not like the other kids there. They’re all pastel colors and know the rules to Horn Ball and none of them come from the Woods like Layla does. Try as she might to make friends, Layla’s just . . . different. But when her class gets lost during a field trip to the Fiddle Dee Deep Forest, it’s up to Layla to step up and save the day.

Bishop Nigel smiled at me. ‘Holy water doesn’t harm vampires. Which is just as well, as it would make it impossible to baptise them.’ When I was asked by a dragon to give him the last rites, I never dreamed it would lead to negotiating with his cannibalistic family or running from snail sharks. Life as the priest of a small English village is quite tame in comparison. At least I have Morey, a gryphon with sarcasm management issues, to help me. And if all else fails, there’s always red wine and single malt whisky. As if my life weren’t complicated enough, a darkly beautiful dragon ...

En la ciudad de Burden, Texas, los osos viven tranquilos. La cerveza fluye libremente, y las mujeres bonitas son abundantes. Lo último en lo que ellos piensan es en encontrar una pareja o sentar cabeza. Pero, el destino tiene su propio plan... Allie está huyendo asustada. No de monstruos en el armario, ni de cosas espeluznantes debajo de la cama, tiene miedo del compromiso. Mientras huye de su futuro prometido, ella encuentra un trabajo temporal como mesera en un pequeño pueblo de Texas en el medio de la nada. El verdadero amor no está en su agenda hasta que conoce a su jefe alto, ...

Twelve-year-old Alice Mayfair has a secret. She's not human. But who - or what - is she? While Alice goes in search of her past, her best friend, Millie Maximus, a tiny Bigfoot with a big voice, prepares for her future. Together, they plan to sneak off to New York City, where Millie hopes to audition for The Next Stage, the TV show she's sure will rocket her to stardom and free her from the suffocating expectations of her tribe.

Embark on a journey into the shadows with Jin, a young legal aide who unwittingly stumbles into a mysterious alley—one she should have avoided. In a seemingly mundane town where nothing extraordinary happens, Jin discovers her extraordinary destiny as the Goddess of Mercy. Little did she know, the divine responsibility comes with a backlog of cosmic paperwork and a crash course in distinguishing between mercy and kindness. As Jin grapples with her newfound role, meet her eclectic team of assistants: Ling, an ancient dragon princess cloaked in the guise of a snarky teenage girl, and Shan ...

The Wicked Witch will Eat His Ego With Creagh attacks and diabolical sorcerers from Darkside gathering, Penny Lane and Drake Huntsman have their hands full, but they'll make time to torment each other in their struggle for ultimate domination. Will Penny's inanity and humiliation finally push Drake over the edge, or will he manage to take her with him as he falls further and further in love? Content Warning: You may choke if you try reading and eating macaroons at the same time when the madcap antics make you laugh too hard.

Prince Wenceslas would much rather be at home in his castle than wandering the world looking for enchanted princesses. Unfortunately, he has less than a month to fulfill a "gift" set upon him at birth by a drunken fairy godmother. If he can't rescue a princess—any princess—from a spell and marry her by his seventeenth birthday, he'll prick his finger on a glass coffin and fall into an eternal sleep that can only be broken by true love's kiss. Given that he doesn't have a true love, his options seem pretty limited. Marrying a stranger can't be worse than sleeping forever--or so he thinks...

Su vida es una canción de country, sin trabajo, un novio que la engaña, embarazada de un amorío de una noche. ¿Qué más puede salir mal? Elizabeth renuncio a todo y siguió a su novio a través del país esperando que esto asentará su relación. Entonces, ella lo encontró en los brazos de otra mujer. Alex en serio piensa que la voluntad de su padre es graciosa. El primero de sus hijos en tener un heredero heredará el rancho de un billón de dólares de la familia. Prefiere andar de fiesta y juguetear que administrar un rancho. Cuando Alex conoce a Elizabeth, comparten una noche de ...

Three Claws loves living in the quiet mountain village. He is very popular, but he has one big problem. The other mountain monsters don't know what to do with him. Will Three Claws be forced to leave the village?

La autora superventas Candace Ayers te trae romances CORTOS y condensados pensados para leerse en menos de 2 horas. Bienvenidos a Mystic Hollow, donde tus sueños más salvajes (créeme, se vuelven muy salvajes) se hacen realidad. Como Alfa del clan de cambiaformas oso de Mystic Hollow, el deber dicta cada uno de mis movimientos. Cuando el Consejo de Cambiaformas responde a nuestra población en declive implementando el programa NpB (Novias para Bestias), los chicos están bastante emocionados de que les presenten a mujeres humanas. Yo también lo estoy, hasta que me enamoro perdidamente de...

A long time ago, a girl named Carla lived on a goat farm with her father, Hector. One night, a goat disappeared from the farm and turned up flat as a pancake. Only one creature could do that - El Chupacabras, the goatsucker! Legend has it that El Chupacabras is a fearsome beast, but you can't believe everything you hear...and sometimes the truth is even more interesting.

Dragons are celestial beings from the angelic realms who have been sent here by Source to assist and protect human beings. In this audiobook, world-renowned ascension and Atlantis expert Diana Cooper shares incredibly powerful visualizations through which the dragons will touch, heal, and inspire.

Nobody's supposed to see the Queen’s Platinum Jubilee before her Silver, yet Ben and Georgie do exactly that. Who in their right mind would agree to move into a mansion with their narcissistic ex-boss after stealing his job? Ben, apparently. When he joins Isaac’s Dungeons and Dragons party, the adventures begin in the cellar, but get disturbingly real when the players find a space-age capsule in the attic filled with vintage clothes and artefacts. The gang's first foray into the hermetically-sealed space ends in a mad scramble to escape before the computer initiates evacuation protocols...

George wished he wasn't the scruffiest giant in town. So when he sees a new shop selling giant-size clothes, he decides it's time for a new look: smart trousers, smart shirt, stripy tie, shiny shoes. Now he's the smartest giant in town...until he bumps into some animals who desperately need his help - and his clothes! Perfect for listening to at home, in the car, at bedtime - or any time at all!

Xavier Costella had been the biggest, baddest Sergeant the Royal Engineers had ever had. They said he'd seen so much action that even his demons had PTSD. But after the incident in the Falklands with the penguins, the one they'd never really got to the bottom of, he'd been discharged and was now stuck in a job he hated, trapped in a relationship going nowhere. Then at the funeral of an old school friend, he meets James, his oldest friend, who has a job for Xavier. A job he swears will suit Xavier's talents down to the ground, and get him out of London... Way out of London. But most jobs ...

Sarah has all the shifters sniffing on her trail... Every male shifter that catches her scent is certain she's their fated mate. But her relationships with shifters always start too fast, burn too hot, and eventually explode. Sarah is done with shifters, once and for all. Dwayne has no interest in getting trapped by a fated mate... When his bear declares that the curvy bombshell is his fated mate, Dwayne wants to kill Sarah on the spot. Two problems. His bear insists on keeping her alive, and so does his powerful boss. Trapped together, all hell breaks loose... On the run from a jilted ...

La autora superventas Candace Ayers te trae romances CORTOS y condensados pensados para leerse en menos de 2 horas. Bienvenidos a Mystic Hollow, donde tus sueños más salvajes (créeme, se vuelven muy salvajes) se hacen realidad. Soy un oso sencillo con un deseo simple: una señora solo para mí. No soy exigente. Cualquier mujer me valdría. O eso creía... hasta que la conocí a ella. Louise es atrevida, insultante, sarcástica, condescendiente y no está interesada en el matrimonio. (Ni en mí.) Debería seguir adelante, ¿verdad? No es tan fácil cuando la anhelo con cada fibra de mi ...

A blast of wind flicked hair from my face. Long toes wrapped around my waist, claws prickling through fur and clothing as I was snatched from the ground. The dragon lifted me high into the grey skies above Llundain. Of the many words going through my head, Oh, bother, was the only one worthy of a priest. When I’d discovered the existence of Daear, Earth’s magical parallel world, I thought all of my dreams had come true. Riding the handsome dragon, Raven, arguing with my gryphon Associate, Morey, and raising Clyde, a mischievous snail shark, lessen the monotony of my life as the priest ...

Originally published to accompany the Level 9 adventure game, Knight Orc, The Sign of the Orc is a dungeons and dragons story where the key characters are orcs whose lives are plagued by adventurers, and ultimately threatened by the formidable Edna Wallop and the Orc's Head Tavern Ladies Bowling team. "possibly be the finest piece of authorized fiction ever to accompany a game. ... It's very clever and funny and somehow manages to convey warmth and stunning brutality all within paragraphs of one another." Trotting Krips at joltcountry.com

A giant blue egg has everybody talking in the Archmage Harberk's castle. After it hatches, a baby dragon pops out and creates a heap of problems, forcing the Archmage to call upon Luma to help him out again. Soon Luma begins to have strange visions and is drawn to a mystical Hope Box that has been dormant for more than a century. With the help of an unseasoned crew of rookie adventures, she must guide her party on a quest riddled with mishaps and chicanery. Babysitting a dragon is more than Luma has bargained for, but she must learn to tame him to advance in her magecraft. When Luma finally...