Dragon Fantasy Humor

Being Pinkalicious is pinkatastic, especially when she's accompanied by her pet unicorn, Goldilicious. Goldie is a roller-skating, kite-flying, high-jumping unicorn who will protect Pinkalicious from the evil wizardry of her little brother, Peter. Together, Pinkalicious and Goldilicious can conquer anything!

A long time ago, a girl named Carla lived on a goat farm with her father, Hector. One night, a goat disappeared from the farm and turned up flat as a pancake. Only one creature could do that - El Chupacabras, the goatsucker! Legend has it that El Chupacabras is a fearsome beast, but you can't believe everything you hear...and sometimes the truth is even more interesting.

Even in a world full of mutants, Hermes Conrad is a rarity. An intelligent yet self-sabotaging professional thief who attracts trouble. His enemies are powerful and hold grudges. If not for the paranoia of his self-aware AI implant and his ability to vanish into shadows, he would have died long ago. Colonel Baker believes Conrad is the perfect weapon, but Hermes prefers more amusing pursuits, like playing with a hellhound, tinkering with toys, or being chased by angry hordes. However, when Conrad’s hometown, Ceres, is threatened, he must decide whether he is ready to grow up and use his ...

Will you vote 'Yes' for dragon control? Sign the petition, please. A short story.

It's autumn 2001, and a fire-breathing dragon is destroying London. With most of her military overseas, the Queen decides to do what previous Queens would've done and call in her Knights! The only problem is that the Queen has only knighted celebrities.

Dragons are real, and they're hungry. Marlena never expected to be a dragon slayer. She's a bleeding heart, a geek, and a lifelong animal rescuer. But when Mount St. Helens erupted for the second time in fifty years, it wasn't just ash that poured out. Dragons, legendary creatures of myth, became a terrifying reality. Now, Marlena and a ragtag band of survivors - a gamer-turned-knight, a brilliant scientist, and a former supermodel - are fighting for survival in a world where most cities have fallen. They’ve found refuge in Camelot, a makeshift haven built to withstand dragon attacks. ...

It was a normal rainy day. I was so bored, with nothing to do. I couldn’t go outside to play. Little did I know that the most magical thing would happen to me! Share this unicorn story with loved ones.

Welcome to a fun and imaginative collection of magical stories and rhymes to read to your little ones at bedtime. The seven stories have been lovingly crafted for parents and children to read and enjoy when sleep calls. 1, Marco the Dragon Flyer: Marco is a dreamer, and during one of his dreams, he gets to fly on a wizards dragon and helps to rescue the wizards hat. 2, Breakfast Time for Davy and White Mouse: Davy likes nothing more than playing with his friend Mouse, eating his breakfast and feeding the birds in his garden. 3, Grandpa Jones Has Lost His False Teeth: Grandpa Jones can't ...

Nobody's supposed to see the Queen’s Platinum Jubilee before her Silver, yet Ben and Georgie do exactly that. Who in their right mind would agree to move into a mansion with their narcissistic ex-boss after stealing his job? Ben, apparently. When he joins Isaac’s Dungeons and Dragons party, the adventures begin in the cellar, but get disturbingly real when the players find a space-age capsule in the attic filled with vintage clothes and artefacts. The gang's first foray into the hermetically-sealed space ends in a mad scramble to escape before the computer initiates evacuation protocols...

Hermes Conrad is a mutant and world-class thief. Kim is a telepathic prostitute. He has plans for a big score. She has a price on her head …and a secret that some will stop at nothing to obtain… A fast-paced cyberpunk action and adventure thriller. After decades of horrific bio-wars, almost 90 percent of the world’s population has mutated. Hermes Conrad is one such mutant. Though he looks human, he was born with the ability to move along a shadow’s edge, taking him from one place to another in seconds flat. It’s a pretty useful ability considering Hermes is also a master thief. On...

A satirical and complex Fantasy novel featuring one of the last remaining Dragons and his efforts to coexist with mankind.

“You v’ill will meet a dark, dangerrrous stranger. . .” The seer predicts about Dinnschencha warrior Montana at the Mardi Gras ball and in walks Dark Knight Conor de Sept Flambé. With his gleaming muscles, dragon-scale tattoos, and magnificent flashing swords, this clan leader fulfilled his destiny when he traveled through centuries to claim his mate and ensure the Paramortals’ survival. As Chaos—twenty-four hours when many Paramortals lose their power—approaches, Conor offers to prepare multi-shifter Montana for battle. But nothing can prepare her for a war of the heart with a...

Rent in New Metta is through the cavern ceiling. When Granu barely survives her first gig teaching students who attempt to fillet her for lunch, the baby-eating troll ends up unemployed and facing eviction. Granu's only prospect for income is grueling work in the tar pits. That is, until her playboy best friend devises a perfect, if suicidal, scheme—a heist!

Jobe and Paracleus might have split up, but they reunite again in a series of events from the Legends of Arria. An epic fantasy series, the Legends of Arria features a group of heroes trying to defeat the evil dark lord Doomba. Jobe and Paracleus get caught up in the drama. In these excerpts, Jobe becomes part of the Knights of Arria while Paracleus tries his best to protect Jobe from such dangerous shenanigans. They also meet a talking falcon named Fato, who is a bit peculiar and suspicious. Then all hell breaks loose as Jobe and Paracleus are separated, with Paracleus presumed dead. Can ...

This is a collection of seven children's poems of varying lengths. It comprises about 4,201 words. There are two poems about dragons; one about a fun imaginary friend; one about strange and unique creatures on a small island; one about dealing with fear of the dark; one about dealing with anger issues; one about dealing with small injuries; and a fun little limerick for adults my age. I hope you and your family enjoy them.

It’s spring time at Unicorn School and time for a super fun scavenger hunt AND enjoy an incredible firework festival! Two incredible stories full of adventure and fun combined in one super magical audio edition.

Smart-mouthed Keane and feared warrior Sarah escape the mercenaries of Wallace’s Company to start somewhere fresh, where no one is trying to kill them. Keane steals the company’s wages in return for his attempted murder, and Sarah agrees to the plan. Unfortunately, Keane doesn’t have one. On the run from the vengeful lord marshal and his wicked mercenary cutthroats, Sarah and Keane hop from danger to disaster.

Ahh, the Old Kingdom. Come and pet our angry, fire-breathing dragons. Take a dip with mighty sea serpents in our lovely warm seas. Play catch-the-arrow with merry elven warriors. Drink beer* with the dwarves. For an unforgettable experience, the Old Kingdom is the ideal destination for your next holiday. Survival is optional, and highly unlikely. *Similarity to actual beer not guaranteed.

Usually, a visit from Friar Ipswich is a happy time, but when he emerges months early from the time pocket library where he lives doing research, 'Na and her friends are justifiably worried. Especially when he comes to the enchanted castle accompanied by a rather unpleasant couple who claim they need help.

Life wasn't easy on Andela. If you happen to be a fire dragon, like Zeira, status in the eyes of your peers is everything. However, when you possess a unique delivery system for your pyrotechnical abilities, public gatherings become situations to avoid. When an unknown force begins to threaten the peace they have with their neighbors, Zeira decides to answer her king's call for help. After all, if she could just find herself a kai, then perhaps, with the help of her rider, she could overcome her...disability and earn the status she so desperately craved.