Dragon Fantasy Humor

Half bad and up to no good. Lexington, Texas is a small town known for its barbecue, but it's newest resident isn't there for the food. A snake-shifter has slithered into town and is making his presence known in murderous ways. When Vervain is called in to investigate, she learns that there's far more at stake than the residents of Lexington. From tunnels deep beneath Texas to gleaming territories in the God Realm, the Godhunter and her squad chase a god who may not be half bad, but is definitely up to no good.

Through bravery, daring, and more than a little bluffing, ex-pharmaceutical salesman James Christianson has managed to make it so far as a hero in his adopted land. However, he now finds himself facing worse odds than he has in the past. Leading a small band of followers, he desperately wants to recover the Persona stones and his beloved queen. However, he has no idea how he will find either. He soon learns that his answer resides in the Great Plateau, an epic mesa that is so high it is nearly impossible to scale. Finding a way there is a great challenge. But, in comparison, it is minor to ...

Two intrepid girls go from ladies-in-waiting to knights-in-action when they rip up the rule book and go searching for adventure! Wondermere is the luckiest kingdom in the land, all thanks to the dragons that nest on top of the castle. Nobody wants them to fly away, so everyone has to follow the rules and make sure everything stays the same to keep the dragons happy. Grace hates the rules. They stop her doing everything she loves, like playing trollo and wearing trousers and training to be a brave knight.

The story continues in the 10th volume of Hiccup's How to Train Your Dragon memoirs read by David Tennant. When we last left Hiccup things were getting very dark indeed. The Dragon Rebellion has begun. Snotlout is the new Chief of the Hooligan Tribe. Stoick has been banished and given the Slavemark. And Alvin the Treacherous has eight of the King's Lost Things, and has been proclaimed the new King of the Wilderwest ... But what can Hiccup do, now all alone and in exile, hunted by both humans and dragons? Can he find the Dragon Jewel, mankind's last and only hope?

In the months since Draka woke up as a dragon in another world, much has changed. She's formed friendships, built alliances, navigated the magic and politics of her new home, and discovered how to wield some of her more useful draconic abilities. But even as her powers evolve, she finds herself contending with ever more perilous trials.

There are rules about owning a dragon. Don’t tell your parents. Don’t feed it cereal. And definitely don’t take it to Show-and-Tell. When a sarcastic, snack-loving kid finds a fire-breathing best friend named Flamey in his backyard, his life gets toasted—in the best possible way. But when Flamey mysteriously vanishes, what follows is a laugh-out-loud, marshmallow-melting mystery across secret tunnels, donut guilds, sewer traps, and a town that just doesn’t believe in dragons. Yet. Packed with heart, humor, friendship, and more flaming burps than anyone requested, Hey, Who Stole My...

Will you vote 'Yes' for dragon control? Sign the petition, please. A short story.

Love at first sight! I have spent my entire life searching for the perfect wing-whang. But until I'm taken by the dwarven general, Jaden Antida, no man has ever measured up to the heroes I’ve created in my books. A burly and overbearing alpha male, he’s crude, growly and dominant. He says he’s on a mission to destroy the secret entrance to Dwarfholme. And he says he’s my mate. Having written books where the hero and heroine instantly fall in love, I know he’s one hundred percent wrong. There is no way this infuriating “male” person can be my perfect match. But when a cave-in ...

With the demise of the Old King, there's a prophesy that a queen will ascend to the throne of the Black Hills. Bad news for the king's sons, who are prepared to defend their birthright against all comers. But for blacksmith Keeley Smythe, war is great for business. Until it looks like the chosen queen will be Beatrix, her younger sister. Now it's all Keeley can do to protect her family from the enraged royals.

‘You’ve never told Clyde?’ Peter asked. ‘About what happened to his mother?’ ‘How can I?’ My pen drew an outline of a shovel on my notepad. ‘I killed her with a gardening tool.’ Life certainly hasn’t been dull since my first visit to Lloegyr, a magical country which parallels England. My household now includes a family of cat-sized gryphons and a hymn-singing snail shark, and I’m visited regularly by Raven, a darkly beautiful dragon. And I enjoy the excitement of planning our wedding day with Peter, my handsome fiancé. But Lloegyr offers danger as well as wonder. My ...

Ahh, the Old Kingdom. Come and pet our angry, fire-breathing dragons. Take a dip with mighty sea serpents in our lovely warm seas. Play catch-the-arrow with merry elven warriors. Drink beer* with the dwarves. For an unforgettable experience, the Old Kingdom is the ideal destination for your next holiday. Survival is optional, and highly unlikely. *Similarity to actual beer not guaranteed.

🐯🍬 Introducing "Tigers and Treats: A Neon Fantasy for Bedtime Delights" 🍬🐯 Prepare to embark on a delightful journey through a whimsical neon wonderland filled with lovable tigers and scrumptious treats! "Tigers and Treats" is a heartwarming and visually stunning children's book designed to captivate the imagination of little ones aged 2-5, making it the perfect companion for bedtime or relaxation time. Immerse your child in a world of vibrant colors and charming illustrations, where every turn of the page reveals adorable tigers indulging in the most delectable desserts ...

Van Vanyushin doesn't see the point in ever leaving the beautiful digital world of the game he loves - and for good reason. In the industrial wasteland he calls home, it is often the only way people can experience life's simplest pleasures. But his allegiance to the game is tested when an ambitious CIA agent named Sang Ngo calls upon him to help as she goes undercover in the game to investigate Draco - the corporation responsible for creating the massively popular role-playing game Dragon Kings of the New World.

If 'Na and Ambrose could have things their way, their wedding would be small, simple, and reserved just for their closest friends. However, the wedding of the daughter of the lord and lady of the enchanted castle threatens to be an important event of world-shaking proportions. And Circe-Beth, 'Na's nemesis from her school days, is determined to not just take center stage, but get some revenge on anybody who doesn't do things her way.

Six impossible things... Impossible #1: Arrietty Lovecraft lost Teddy in Underland, so now she has to rescue him from the Spider of Underland. No one comes back once the Spider gets them. Ever. Impossible #2: She'll need the help of the death dragon, the one that would rather rip Teddy's heart out than save him. Because that's what she did the last time she showed up. Did I say impossible? Also suicidal. Impossible #3: Maddox, the only mage desperate enough to work with her is her ride to Underland. Odds are that he'll betray her again. Sure, let's trust him. Impossible #4: The Angel of ...

Sarah has all the shifters sniffing on her trail... Every male shifter that catches her scent is certain she's their fated mate. But her relationships with shifters always start too fast, burn too hot, and eventually explode. Sarah is done with shifters, once and for all. Dwayne has no interest in getting trapped by a fated mate... When his bear declares that the curvy bombshell is his fated mate, Dwayne wants to kill Sarah on the spot. Two problems. His bear insists on keeping her alive, and so does his powerful boss. Trapped together, all hell breaks loose... On the run from a jilted ...

En la ciudad de Burden, Texas, los osos viven tranquilos. La cerveza fluye libremente, y las mujeres bonitas son abundantes. Lo último en lo que ellos piensan es en encontrar una pareja o sentar cabeza. Pero, el destino tiene su propio plan... Georgia y Wyatt no podrían ser más opuestos. Wyatt enseña entrenamiento de supervivencia afuera en la naturaleza. Él es un tipo brusco, simple y disfruta del aire libre. En una situación de supervivencia, él tiene que ser escuchado o alguien podría salir lastimado. Georgia controla sus propias fiestas, recaudación de fondos, compras y días ...

Toothless was the truly unremarkable dragon of the truly extraordinary Viking Hero, Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III. But it wasn't always like that. There was a time when Hiccup was finding it hard to be a Hero, while Toothless was finding it even harder to be a Hero's dragon. Being disobedient and cheeky is not as easy as it looks - here are Toothless's tips on how to train your Viking!

Schlangweilig? Nicht mit dem NEINhorn und Marc-Uwe Kling! Diese Ausgabe enthält als Bonus einen exklusiven Live-Mitschnitt von Das NEINhorn und die SchLANGEWEILE - von Marc-Uwe Kling vor Publikum gelesen im Mehringhoftheater Kreuzberg. Das NEINhorn und die KönigsDOCHter, die hatten einen Streit... aber beide wissen nicht mehr, worum es geht. Als sich der NAhUND zum Erzieher aufspielt, wird es dem NEINhorn zu blöd und es zischt ab.

Originally published to accompany the Level 9 adventure game, Knight Orc, The Sign of the Orc is a dungeons and dragons story where the key characters are orcs whose lives are plagued by adventurers, and ultimately threatened by the formidable Edna Wallop and the Orc's Head Tavern Ladies Bowling team. "possibly be the finest piece of authorized fiction ever to accompany a game. ... It's very clever and funny and somehow manages to convey warmth and stunning brutality all within paragraphs of one another." Trotting Krips at joltcountry.com