Comedy Self Help

Are you a Gnome? Do you want to be one? Do you know what one is? Do you have magical, technical, or any other talent whatsoever? (1) Do you pine after a non-holographic Omnicron, make design sketches of transmorphic actionable multidimensional exo-robotic systems, create novel subroutines for synthetic intelligences, tinker with Dwarf-proof beard mowers, imagine a grand unified theory of life, the universe, and facial hair, or take apart and modify negentropy cannons for fun and amusement? Do you like root vegetables? If you answered yes to one of these questions (2), then you may have what...

If your cousin says she named her son after his father, and you ask, “You named your son Postman?”, chances are, you’re not sensitive. Back once again is the Institute for Male Sensitivity Inclusive Studies with another in their acclaimed series of Male Sensitivity Tests. Though there is no actual definition to what sensitivity is, the Institute continues to evolve in ways they hope will help solve not only insensitivity among men but also the cause of male patterned baldness. Even though they’re not really sure what one has to do with the other, they suspect there is a connection ...

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