Church Saints

Think you have what it takes to be a saint? Lucky for you, thousands of souls have paved the way to heaven—creating a clear formula for getting the job done while also leaving a rich, disturbing history behind them. And in just five easy-ish steps, you can learn how to secure your own halo! How to Be a Saint is an endlessly entertaining ride through Catholicism for anyone who enjoys their history with a side of comedy.

If demons are possessing your Hallowe'en candy, or you know that Santa is just an anagram for Satan, then this book is for you. Brother Scriblicus Animicus has provided us with completely Christianized stories of the saints, so pure that they are safe for even the most separated among us. Today's story is an account of the celebration on behalf of those too often overlooked among the brethren because of short stature. Read on and be blessed, dear reader! Express permission granted for podcasting and public skits, non-commercial.

Getting without earning makes you lazy and ungrateful. That was what Gramps always said. He believed it so much he decided to put it into action in his will. His family would have to earn their inheritance, no freebies. He painstakingly made a plan for each one of his family members, picking what they needed to work on the most. But how would they take it when they found out? No doubt some of them won’t be happy. But if they want their inheritance, they’ll just have to suck it up and do it anyway. They weren’t getting it for nothing. They wouldn't give up, so she had no other choice ...

He has no family left, they all died. Then he goes to his best friend's wedding. His best friend's new bride has twin sisters, and he hurt them. He made it right, he fixed his mistake. But now he can't get them out of his head. He made a promise, he has to leave them alone unless it's permanent. How can he know which is meant for him? Is one of them his future wife? How do you know if you can't date them?

They fight like cats and dogs, when they aren't totally avoiding each other. She's waiting for her perfect match, and he's not eligible since he's not one of Willow's clients. But Willow's on the way, he can change that status. But is it too late? She hates him at this point. How could this ever work, even if Willow did agree that they were a match? Could she ever forgive him?

Ever wonder what your best life or destiny could be--the secret to ultimate happiness? Imagine you find it but then realize hard work and difficult decisions have to be made to obtain it. What would you do? Reaching for the Brightest Star is based on the true story of Kyle Dane's mother, former Hollywood actress Dana Kimmell, who made a courageous choice to walk away from a successful, life-long career dream to instead reach for a different kind of star-life by following the celestial light of Jesus Christ. She tells how the opposition and hardships she faced were overshadowed by incredible...

She's been brought to Idaho to be matched, and everyone's waiting to find out who it will be to. He's disappointed when it's not immediately revealed that he's the one. Why doesn't Willow declare they're a match? Will she? Is it because they're not that right for each other? Will they fail because of it? Then when her brother starts causing problems, does that ruin everything they'd gotten started?

Have you ever considered sharing your Biblical Christian faith with a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, also known as the Mormon Church? Within the past few years, the basic relationship between the Mormon and the Christian has changed forever. For the first time in the history of the Mormon Church, authentic and realistic Mormon doctrine and history are now available to you through the Mormon Church's official website.As director of a ministry to Mormons, I speak from personal experience, and I and our ministry team desire to help guide you in bringing the Mormon ...

The Star Prophecy is a story of faith, courage, and one young man's unwavering quest for the truth. Most people laugh when Enoch shares his childhood dream—to journey across the sea to Jerusalem and witness the birth of the promised Messiah. Even his future father-in-law scoffs when Enoch asks to postpone his long-awaited wedding to his beloved Rebekah. But a few believe him: the wise prophet Nephi, the kind shipbuilder Omnihah, and his trusted teacher, David. When the Lamanite prophet Samuel stands on the walls of Zarahemla and declares: "Five years more cometh..." Enoch knows time is ...

She was relentlessly teased in high school. Then the worst happened, and left serious scars behind. She's not sure she can ever get past them, but has to try. She can't stay lonely forever. No one wants to grow old as the crazy cat lady, after all. He had a rough childhood, and made some really bad decisions back then. Decisions he really regrets now. But when the biggest regret of all walks back into his life, can he find a way to fix it?

He's become a workaholic, at least that's what his parents believe. They want him to stop, and prove to them he can have a life outside of work. No promotions until he makes it happen. Well they can't dispute he has a life outside of work if he gets married... She's put her entire life into her career. But as she sees that she's the last single one of the family, and everyone looks incredibly happy, she realizes it's time for a life outside of work. But who has time for dating? Certainly not her. So the matchmaker all her siblings used is her best bet.

Was wenn dein Mr. Right glaubt, er sei der Falsche für dich? Dixie Carmichael weiß, dass Church ihr Mr. Right ist, aber der sexy Ex-Soldat scheint das anders zu sehen. Nach Monaten ohne Erfolg versucht sie ihren "Einen" eben noch ein zweites Mal zu finden, doch das stellt sich als schwieriger raus als gedacht. Dash Churchill weiß, dass alles Gute in seinem Leben früher oder später schlecht endet. Und Dixie ist das Beste, was ihm je begegnet ist.

She's got to get away from here, far away. She loves her daddy, but just can't handle her father's views on women a minute longer. She's following her sister's example and calling the matchmaker. Hopefully her match will live far away from here. He's searched the islands for a wife, and none of them feel right. He's tired of looking, and turns to a matchmaker. Hopefully she'll find him the perfect match to create an ohana with. Ohana is everything, and he needs the perfect bride to help him start his.

Since the beginning of the earth, all of the Lord's prophets have looked with longing toward the end times, when the many promises of the Lord would be fulfilled and the Kingdom of God would finally be established upon the earth. With a larger canon than most religions, members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints have access to a great many doctrines regarding this topic. Yet the words of Isaiah, which were so plain and simple to Nephi, tend to mystify the Latter-day Saints. The words of Ezekiel go largely unread. The dire warnings in 3rd Nephi are casually skimmed over. Why?...

This book is the shorter version of my book Paul’s Agon. It seeks to provide a more succinct expression of the key points in that book which is over 500 pages. These chapters represent the issue of what the Apostle Paul actually did and how it has impacted during the two centuries since he invented Christianity and Jesus. Robert’s Razor is the name I have given to the mindset of rejection of anything that cannot possibly be intellectually. Robert’s Razor, similar in intent to Occam’s Razor, rejects any idea that reeks of the mystical and the non-sequitur. It also rejects any moral ...

This book is a fascinating new approach to the Book of Mormon that offers new insights into how Joseph Smith translated the Book of Mormon. Readers have always known the book contains language from the King James Bible, but what about all the non-biblical language? Where did Joseph Smith acquire his lexicon? In his earliest known personal history (1832), Joseph Smith, Jr., said he had an "intimate acquaintance with those of different denominations." Later, when asked about the establishment of the Church, Joseph began with his "experience while in my juvenile years, say from 6 years old up ...

THE MORMON MOVEMENT The "Mormons" prefer to be called "The Church of Jesus Christ of the Latter-Day Saints." They are divided into two major groups - The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints (with headquarters in Salt Lake City, Utah).. and The Reorganised Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints (with headquarters in Independence, Missouri. Each charge the other as being "schismatic" and each claim to be "the true church." The Mormons are very zealous evangelists and encourage their young people to dedicate two years of their lives to missionary work on a self-supporting basis. ...

A Journey into the Heart of Orthodox Christianity and the Spiritual Legacy of a Modern Saint In an age of confusion, deception, and spiritual searching, Voice in the Wilderness offers a compelling and deeply personal exploration of one of the most influential Orthodox Christian figures of the 20th century—Father Seraphim Rose. From his early years as an intellectual seeker immersed in existential philosophy to his radical transformation as a monastic ascetic, Father Seraphim’s life was a profound journey toward truth—one that continues to inspire countless souls today. But who was he,...

This book deals with 10 of the most powerful women in the Catholic Church of yesterday and today, showing how they suffered rejection and discrimination because of their sex and how they overcame difficulties to make vital contributions.

From a best-selling author and recognized Catholic scholar on supernatural phenomena, signs, miracles, and wonders. A Catholic historical perspective on prophecies and messages concerning the end times: the chastisement, three days darkness, the tribulation, the antichrist, and the second coming of Christ. Includes ancient and recent prophecies from the Bible, the mystics, and the saints.