Bible Funny

In this collection of nearly 4,000 Bible verses, author James Larson highlights the humor - and sometimes tragedy - of scripture through his original and eye-opening interpretation. Respectfully presented with unique commentary and thought-provoking questions, this compilation will be sure to pique interest, inspire deeper contemplation, and launch the curious listener on a journey of reflecting upon God's word every day.

Many stories in the Bible are said to be silly, impossible, or scary and they are not read. Stories about Vampires, zombies,magic bones, ghosts, ancient giants, the ancient Jurassic Park remake, ancient flying machines, blowing up Venus, killing dragons, the first Rip-Van-Winkle, the Jews finding America, the magic of fish-guts, turning people into Goats, Unicorns, fish eating at a banquet, people turned into apes, and many similar topics.. Don't be afraid of the Bible. Important truths are carried in these very strange parts of our history. Read the book and be enlightened,

Book Description: Introduce your children to the timeless stories of the Bible with "The Children's Bible: Uncovering the Wonders of God's Word." This beautifully illustrated book makes the Bible accessible and engaging for young readers. Each chapter covers a significant story, from the creation of the world to the early church, written in a way that is easy for children to understand and enjoy. Key Stories Included: The creation of the world Adam and Eve Noah's Ark Abraham and Isaac Moses and the Ten Commandments Joshua and the Battle of Jericho David and Goliath Elijah and the Prophets ...

Keep your mind engaged and active with fun quizzes and facts from the Bible. Are you looking for an engaging Bible quiz collection for seniors? Do you want to test your Bible knowledge with fun trivia? Do you like to use challenging and fun quizzes to sharpen your mind? This book offers numerous interesting facts and explanations found in the Old Testament and the New Testament, providing excellent source material for those wanting to sharpen their mind in their later years. In this book, you will: Access trivia about the Old Testament, with facts about the creation, exodus, major events, ...

He worked seven years for the love of his life... and woke up married to her sister. Oops. Jacob just wanted a fresh start, a fair deal, and maybe a chance at romance. Instead, he ends up in a family full of secrets, switches, and sheep with attitude. One dazzling woman has his heart. The other? His surprise honeymoon. Set in the dusty hills of ancient Mesopotamia (with a twist of modern humor), The Wrong Wife is a mini biblical romcom retelling the famously tangled love story of Jacob, Rachel, and Leah—complete with sibling rivalry, awkward wedding nights, divine drama, and a goat named ...

Life’s tricky, sugah, but it doesn’t mean you get to act a plum fool. With a whole lot of humor, a pinch of sass, and a heap of wisdom, Nana Rose is here to break down the Book of Proverbs in a way that’ll have you nodding, laughing, and rethinking your next questionable decision. Nana Rose takes King Solomon’s timeless truths and sprinkles them with real-life stories, hilarious “I told you so” moments, and practical advice to keep you on the right path. Whether you’re navigating relationships, steering clear of bad influences, or just trying to avoid life’s potholes, ...

This serious and reverent book takes a look at a much neglected subject in the Bible: Humour. The reaction of many people to the suggestion that the Bible might talk about heaven, hell, sin and humour is like that of John McEnroe: "You canNOT be Serious!" When the Bible is humorous, it is often at its most serious (as Dale Ralph Davis points out). This book defines biblical humour, explains the humour in all the 66 books except a few. It even looks briefly at the Apocrypha, in order to see how their non-biblical humour is different from that of scripture. Importantly, this book then applies...

In All Seriousness…Totally Funny Bible Stories is a book full of entertaining stories that God has given us as loving gifts. In the stories, the listener learns how to avoid pitfalls by simply heeding God's words and instructions. After listening to this enjoyable book, you'll want a relationship with God and to have his presence guide your life.

Surf’s up! When teenage Christians go to the beach, exciting things start to happen! TEENAGE CHRISTIAN AT THE BEACH includes five short stories…five paths along a windswept beach that lead to or away from God…the choice is theirs—and YOURS—to make! MIA discovers a world she never knew existed behind the boardwalk when Daniel, the best looking guy at a Gulf Coast beach, offers her first aid, but suddenly she must choose between two different worlds, two different friends, and two different gods. KRISTEN is without a date for the Sandcastle Prom, so a feisty little girl named Posey ...

Ultimate fighting bears, a fat king who poops himself, zombies, donkey “bits”, and a fart. These are not the things you’d expect to find in the Bible, but they’re all there. If you thought the Bible was dull, think again. This is your chance to discover all the parts of the Bible they don’t teach you in Sunday school - but probably should.

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Jack o’ lanterns glow like smirking, wicked demons in the dark, velvety night. A full harvest moon spills its golden light on unsuspecting towns where each TEENAGE CHRISTIAN AT HALLOWEEN encounters spirits of good and evil. ALI catches “The Slitherer” lurking in her backyard as she unmasks dark deceptions beneath a shimmering October moon. CHERIF finds himself trapped all night inside a cemetery with high above ground vaults. In “the city of the dead” a fierce spiritual battle rages, threatening his life. JANA feels instant enmity with the Ouija board when her twin, Josh, ...

Embark on a journey into the world of laughter and comedic brilliance with our "Roadmap to Comedy Success" audiobook bundle. Whether you're a seasoned comedian or just starting your comedic adventure, this bundle is your essential guide to mastering the craft of comedy and crafting moments of uproarious hilarity.