Alien Dinosaurs

Brace yourself for a riotous, razor-sharp sci-fi satire that’ll have you howling—until the dinosaurs take the stage! In Jurassic Jest: The Laughing Extinction, Earth becomes the galaxy’s hottest comedy club when a fleet of stand-up saucer-riding dinosaurs returns after 66 million years, armed with killer punchlines and an appetite for tenderized humans. From a T-Rex in a sequined zoot suit to a Velociraptor heckler with a grudge, these cosmic clowns are here to slay… literally. Join Tommy Jenkins, a mediocre influencer turned accidental hero, as he wields the world’s worst dad ...

The invasion of Earth has begun. Lord Gorgo of Prehistoria has launched his asteroid storm of rock-ships, sending his warrior Menosaurs with a clear command – DESTROY ALL HUMANS! Rex, Rion, and Tarrock hyper-drive to Madagascar on their quest for Grandidierite. Attacked by unknown ancient forces. Rex will have to overcome one of the biggest losses of his life if he is to save the planet – and his best friend.

Shapeshifting powers, forbidden love, and a kingdom hanging in the balance. Arianna’s always been the perfect Truthspoken Heir, the obedient future ruler of her interstellar kingdom. But when Arianna’s royal shapeshifting abilities fail her publicly and disastrously at her engagement ball, she suddenly finds herself on the outside of the life she called her own. Dressa’s the perfect socialite, the opposite of her older sister’s rigid control. When her sister goes down with a mysterious illness and is sent away from court, Dressa’s thrust into a position she never wanted. She’s ...

By the 6th Millennium, humans have spread across a large portion of the galaxy. They have colonized many habitable planets, looking for resources and more room for the expanding population. Zephro is one of those colonies. It is a jungle planet on the edge of the galaxy, with the large outpost city of Jalopolis as the only bastion of civilization. John, Chie, and some of their friends have just graduated and accepted an invitation to attend Jalopolis University on the planet of Zephro. Shortly after their arrival, a series of unfortunate events occur, transforming them from innocent high ...

THE ENEMY BY MY SIDE. THE ENEMY IN MY HEART. Ari will never be the Heir again. Her younger sister, Dressa, was supposed to hold her place, but now Dressa’s stolen her future rulership. Banished to a resort world to recover from her illness, Ari’s determined to reclaim her shapeshifting abilities and race back to the capital. But a young gardener with a mysterious past is taking too much interest in Ari’s new persona, and a possessive duke is bent on capturing her attention for himself. Are they both after her heart, or something far more sinister? Dressa won her freedom, won her bride...

Park Ranger Henry Shore has been fighting large rogue, blood-thirsty, dinosaurs for over a decade…and now, finally, they have been eradicated. Or have they? Henry works hard to keep the secret of his amazing little dinosaur friend, Oscar, and Oscar’s family, from the world; knowing the highly intelligent telepathic creatures must be protected for many reasons, especially because if the hostile aliens ever return, Oscar is the key to communicating with them. Last time that communication saved the world. But now, suddenly, more malevolent large dinosaurs have shown up near the northern ...

Sharky sounded like a predatory fish but in fact he was an intelligent dinosaur who lived 65 million years ago, although there was a predatory aspect about him. He was also a rocket jockey on the Moon, or the Orb World as the dragons of his species called it in that ancient age. Sharky was a dragon of strong opinions. When he didn't like someone or something, he wasn't shy about letting everyone know. Two of the things he didn't like were airships and the so-called pilots who slowly floated from place to place in them. When he was told he had to turn two such pilots into rocketeers, that ...

AS "NEAR FUTURE" AS MILITARY SPACE FICTION GETS! Dateline—tomorrow! Blood on the Moon is a taut, action filled science fiction novel featuring a strong female and male protagonist team on a military expedition to the moon. The heroes of the Dinosaur Wars saga confront their greatest nemesis, the dinosaurian leader Saurgon, in his base at Phaeon Crater where he commands a stupendous energy beam targeting Earth. As if Chase Armstrong and Kit Daniels haven't faced enough challenges, they now must directly confront Saurgon inside his lunar stronghold. The young heroes and their dinosaur ally,...

Enthralling, hilarious, and unpredictable, with lots of gaming action, the ‘Game on Boys’ series is designed to appeal to the heart of any child who loves video gaming but likes to sneak in the odd bit of book reading as well. The 'Game on Boys' stories have even been known to lure kids that hate reading away from their consoles for a while. They can be read in any order although they’re best read from the beginning, and are equally loved by boys, girls and grown-ups as well. Take a peak in the 'Look Inside' tab and decide for yourself. In the year 2020 everyone else in the world was ...

There is no hard and fast need to make bedtime into a big struggle. There is no need to leave your child feeling like he or she needs to be angry or frustrated when they hear the clock strike bedtime. There is no secret rule for children that states that bedtime must be boring or unenjoyable or not fought. If you are tired of hearing the constant whining and protests, you, like countless other parents, may feel like you need to do something — anything — to get your child back in bed and off to sleep. There is something that you can do that is quite simple.

In the months after Hunted to Extinction, Alonso’s interspecies band gets a name and performs its first concert during the reconstruction of Ceres, with Meteor Mags on the mic to fuel the fires of revolution. Kaufman and Anton move into their new home in an old friend’s strip club, Dr. Plutonian gets more than his mind blown, and Mags disregards safety regulations to plug in her free-energy system for the first time. Plus, Dekarna kills an asteroid full of miners to make a nest for her eggs, but Mags and the space octopuses have a different plan for the last surviving reptile from the ...

If you want to make bedtime into a lovely experience while giving your child all the benefits that come with listening to bedtime stories, then pay attention...This is an audiobook of bedtime stories for younger children, each with an insight into our personalities. The audiobook’s little creatures are non-threatening and non-violent, and each learns lessons about being human - decent humans. You and your child will find these stories uplifting, inspiring, and peaceful, setting the perfect scene for a long night’s rest.

Earth is governed by Corporations. Automation has made unemployment normal. The work ethic has been replaced by interactive virtual reality. Yet within ten years the population will exceed the ability of the infrastructure to feed everyone, and it will all come tumbling down... unless a productive solution can be achieved. In Volume 1 (Modulus) Paul Harden attempted a solution and failed badly. In the process, he destroyed an entire planet, killing almost all of its settlers. Now Harden is on the run, an escapee. He has a hole card he believes in, a way back to what he believes is his ...

The Epic Saga of an Alien Trapped in Medieval Times “Wonderful! Intriguingly worked out characters. I’m eager for Scorpio’s next adventure.”—Bruce Coville TRAVELERS IN TIME AND SPACE! For a mysterious alien prowling Earth’s past ages, time holds wonders…and dangers beyond comprehension. From medieval France to revolutionary Russia, from the age of dinosaurs to the killing fields of Cambodia, he searchers for a way to save his people from extinction. Now his mission is almost complete. He has mastered the orb’s powers over time and space. It’s time to return to his ...

Why did the dinosaurs disappear? Who is truly responsible for their extinction? Do aliens exist? Who are they and what do they want? And how come a tyrannosaurus is eating the Parthenon? Dinosaurs! They excite us, and at the same time, they scare us! Once, they were unquestionably rulers of our planet. Until they disappeared, and another animal species prevailed and prevails to this day. Humans! With logic and ingenuity, we partially tamed nature and protected ourselves from its extreme elements. As social and rational beings, we created societies, evolved technologically, and developed ...

Cade Carter is lost. Convicted of a crime he didn't commit, Cade is facing a year in reform school when he finds himself suddenly transported to another realm. But this new world is no escape. Populated by bloodthirsty prehistoric creatures and fierce warriors, Cade's surroundings are full of danger. Along with his fellow students, Cade is forced to become a contender in a deadly game of the highest stakes, controlled by invisible overlords. Who are these brutal rulers, and why did they choose Cade?

In The Day It Finally Happens, Mike Pearl games out many of the 'could it really happen?' scenarios we've all speculated about, assigning a probability rating, and taking us through how it would unfold. He explores what would likely occur in dozens of possible scenarios - the final failure of antibiotics, the loss of the world's marine life, the abolition of the British monarchy, and even the arrival of aliens - and reports back from the future, providing a clear picture on how the world would look, feel, and even smell in each of these instances.