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Freelance journalist Melynie T. Gibson outs the living Antichrist in this satirical bio/memoir that will have you riveted to the page, and in stitches, from start to finish. In Meet The Antichrist, Melynie's arm's length informal relationship with the spawn of Satan, Maas Reredef, built over several years, enables her to expose the inner workings of a villain who would rule the world, enslave the soul of mankind, and usher in the End Times. Special Second Coming cameo appearance by Jesus in the finale. Who will prevail in this ultimate battle of good versus evil? Must reading for Believers ...

Fukced up flash fiction stories, fukced up images, and a fukced up dream. Note: If you are a really fast reader, then you'll probably finish reading this book in six minutes and sixty-six seconds. Or if you are a really slow reader, then you'll probably finish reading this book in six years and sixty-six days or something like that. And if you can't read at all, then you'll enjoy about 1/3 of it as a story told in pictures!

Brace yourself for a riotous, razor-sharp sci-fi satire that’ll have you howling—until the dinosaurs take the stage! In Jurassic Jest: The Laughing Extinction, Earth becomes the galaxy’s hottest comedy club when a fleet of stand-up saucer-riding dinosaurs returns after 66 million years, armed with killer punchlines and an appetite for tenderized humans. From a T-Rex in a sequined zoot suit to a Velociraptor heckler with a grudge, these cosmic clowns are here to slay… literally. Join Tommy Jenkins, a mediocre influencer turned accidental hero, as he wields the world’s worst dad ...

Desperate housewives, hormonal teenagers, and role-playing fantasies run amok in suburbia in this comedy. Here’s the typical suburban community from hell. As hormonal teenagers and over-sexed adults carry out their secret agendas, they’re spied on by their neighbors. Raucous behavior runs rampant on the streets, while role-playing fantasies are consummated behind closed doors. This all culminates into one huge, hilarious climax.

John Lewis recibe un telegrama del Tesoro Británico en el que se le comunica un inminente embargo sobre el club de rugby de aficionados que preside, los Griffons de Plymouth. Paralelamente los Custodians de Winchester acaban de ganar de nuevo la Super League de Rugby a XIII convirtiéndose en un equipo de leyenda. Una curiosidad histórica hará que los caminos de ambos equipos centenarios se crucen una última vez más sobre un campo de rugby. Extracto del prólogo escrito por la tuitera, periodista deportiva y jugadora de rugby Nancy_Bruja: « Esta cotidiana aventura con pinceladas de ...

Nancy_Bruja es la bloguera feminista más mediática de Internet. Sus mensajes se reproducen viralmente por las redes sociales gracias a miles de usuarias que la han aupado como referente en su lucha contra el patriarcado. Pero detrás de Nancy no hay ninguna mujer, sino un inteligente y cínico director de periódico que ve en el activismo feminista un caladero de lectores y una fuente inagotable de ingresos publicitarios para su periódico. Cuando por diversas circunstancias tiene que presentar al público una Nancy de carne y hueso, Miguel Escribano se las ingeniará para conseguir que ...

A collection of satirical short stories by John Elray: . Part 2 – God Returns In His UFO Hanguk Yoja Bangu Hato Club The Handyman The Resurrection Twenty Chimps On A Plane The Earwax Fairy High Impact Welcome To Red Square Jackpot When We Were Monkeys Meet The Antichrist

An intimate and fast moving memoir, sometimes laugh-out-loud, recalling Simon Dewhurst's privileged and eccentric upbringing in an upper-class English family after the last war. He has no time for misery and self-flagellation. Instead, the narrative glides seamlessly and predictably from one disaster to the next. His exploits as a soldier, ski teacher, film extra, actor and a cinema projectionist among other jobs, take us from London during the Swinging Sixties to Scandinavia, North America and finally to darkest Africa. The ingredients for the best memoirs are many – his are blue, ...

A man's obsession with spying on hotel guests leads to a night of terror in this comedic re-imagining of the Hitchcock classic film "Rear Window." The Grid is the length of a short story (approximately 4,000 words).

One week in Bangkok - a funny, heartwarming, adult fact and (barely) fiction look at a journey through the adult tourist heart of this famous city that in some places will make you breathless with laughter as well as blushing with embarrassment. The vast majority of what is written here is from real experience, which makes it all the more revealing and hilarious. This is why the names have been changed to protect the innocent. Bangkok is a cultural heartland. It is the most incredible place to experience, for a number of reasons. This book is focused on the adult tourist industry that draws...

Gomez loves working at the run-down movie house in the city. He can handle the long shifts and occasional rude customer, so long as he is able to satisfy his thirst for edgy films old and new. But after local criminals descend on the theatre mid-show, the timid cinephile soon finds his life is being turned upside down. When his boss suddenly abandons him, Gomez is left to save a girl he believes is in trouble. Knowing full well how dangerous it will be to get involved, the young man soon discovers he is willing to risk everything.

The Plunge, is all about getting out of your comfort zone to achieve something. Taking the plunge. George had made fleeting appearances in the three earlier stories, well this is his story. He is the longest story so far .., and he is a busy man. He runs his own business, he is Kathy's father, father-in-law to Hal and Jo's big brother. Not surprisingly, he is too busy to tell his tale, so his wife Penny has taken on the task. She has been there from the beginning and met the important people that came before. Enjoy

The Teriyaki Samurai is a suspenseful and often zany journey about finding love and redemption. A disgraced chef is forced to team up with a pair of washed-up Sumo wrestlers with a price on their heads. When the troubled misfits embark on a cross country adventure by van, their hearts are not only moved by the colorful people they meet along the way, but also by the powerful beauty of the American west .

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On Penny’s 30th birthday, all of her friends desert her except for Jess, her old buddy since high school. She has always thought of him as a comedian and a ladies’ man. When Jess tells her he’s going to prove he’s the most romantic man in the world, she takes him up on the challenge. You might want to share his techniques with someone who needs help in the romance department.

Read the hilarious misadventures of The Boomer Crew — three Northern pensioners who stumble from the allotment to a bank heist! Peter Seddon brings his signature wit to this hilarious crime caper series featuring Britain's most unlikely would-be criminals. Meet Blakey, Finley, and Geoff: a trio of 70-something mates who prove age is just a number when it comes to mischief. When 74-year-old Blakey survives a near-death scare on his allotment, he’s done with playing it safe. Dreaming of his wild youth, he tracks down his old mate ‘Captain’ Finley John, only to find a bitter widower ...

The Fat Bitch Diet: A Compelling Romantic Comedy By A. R. Khan A Humorous Novel That Will Change Your Views On Obesity Once & For All! What happens when an overweight, drive-less young woman living an unrewarding life squeezing juice in a Fitness Center bar sees her world overturned by a shocking revelation? How is 190-pound, seemingly easy-going and ‘pleased with life’ Viola going to deal with the unexpected break up with her high-school sweetheart while she was expecting a wedding proposal? Follow the steps of a girl who was diagnosed with disruptive eating in her teens and got used ...

This is a carefully curated collection of over 3,500 quotations by nearly 1,500 authors on a broad spectrum of topics, from science and technology, wisdom and folly, society and government, war and peace, to life and death – grouped in 23 chapters. Three main features distinguish this publication from numerous quote collections available in print and online: (i) Selection: By screening out “inspirational” platitudes, mediocre jokes, and discernible nonsense that dominate so many quote publications, this collection includes only the entries that are real pearls of human thought, ...

Anastasia Moretti ran away from one bad situation only to free fall into another. Yikes! Now this witty mafia princess has to find a way to permanently sever corrupt family ties and establish a new life for herself among the mountains of Idaho. If only that new life didn't bring her face-to-face with racists, incels, and others who dwell in the dark underbelly of society. Among the Woodsman brothers, he carried the name David...though he was built more like Goliath. He specialized in keeping people and their things safe. And he did it well. Will David be able to keep Anastasia safe from ...

An amusing tale with a sprinkling of old jokes thrown in for good measure. Nigel, Phil and George are looking to enliven their retirements. Inspired by reading John McNab written by John Buchan, they set out to play various illegal pranks, though all in a good cause. They are assisted in keeping their nefarious activities secret from their wives by Chloe, a music teacher who also lives in their Northumberland village. A coincidence brings the men into contact with a real criminal and also attracts the attention of a zealous young Detective Constable, Christine. Staying one step ahead of ...