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This is the ultimate book of weird history! Combining Volumes 1 and 2 in the “Weird Things in History and Why the Heck They Happened” series, this is your opportunity to jump into a time machine and visit some of the overlooked, the peculiar, and definitely the most amusing things that have influenced our contemporary world. Brace yourself for amusement and astonishment as you explore not only the 50 tales from the first two volumes but 5 additional historical events that you most likely won’t find in any school textbook! “Weird Things in History and Why the Heck They Happened” ...

Effie: My life is a mess, my boyfriend's an idiot, and he’s broke up with me because apparently, I’m a dirty sex addict who’s rubbish in bed. Yeah, this might need more than a bottle of whiskey or two to get over. My two best friends can’t even help with this one. So, I escape to Spain for a two-week working holiday, open-minded and ready for some new adventures. However, life has a funny way of turning everything on its head, and my two weeks away makes me realise. I had everything I wanted right in front of my eyes and was oblivious to it all. On my return, things have changed, ...

It is London, England, 1889. On Baker Street, a mastermind detective takes on the criminal underworld in a series of daring adventures. And he just happens to live next door to a Mr Sherlock Holmes. Embark on a thrilling journey through the gaslit streets of Victorian London as an enigmatic figure stealthily aids the renowned detective Sherlock Holmes in unravelling the most perplexing of mysteries. With Holmes unwittingly veering towards farcical missteps and a complex web of deception, this unheralded hero works tirelessly behind the scenes, illuminating the truth and seeking justice. ...

No good deed goes unpunished. When Benjamin finds out he is a bone marrow match for a young boy in desperate need, he gladly volunteers to be a donor. But then a routine MRI shows something lining the bones of Benjamin’s pelvis and this discovery changes the world. There are words and symbols covering the inner linings of Benjamin’s entire body. Even more surprising is that the words seem to have a message and an agenda. Scientific breakthroughs are soon being made using formulas found inside Ben’s body, but the strangest thing of all is that the words seem to have the power to heal ...

She didn’t have much—but she gave us everything. In All About Alberta, bestselling author Jeannette Mack takes readers on a heartfelt, humorous, and deeply personal journey through the life of the woman who shaped her soul: Alberta Robinson-Hicks-Williams—a woman who raised eleven children with dignity, discipline, and an unmatched dose of divine determination. This isn’t a fairytale. It’s a real-life tribute told through the eyes of one daughter who watched her mother turn government checks into generational wisdom, hardship into hilarious memories, and a crowded subsidized home ...

Essie Cobb, senior sleuth, and her three gal pals Opal, Marjorie, and Fay are playing cards (and causing trouble) in the all-purpose room at the Happy Haven Retirement Home. Not even having to use walkers to get around will stop these ladies from getting into trouble! A one-act play based on the Essie Cobb Senior Sleuth mysteries by Patricia Rockwell. This play may be produced by amateur groups without a royalty payment.

A Modern picaresque novel following the exploits of Don Kehoe; a drunk, wife-beater and hack, as his life disintegrates around him. A whirlwind ride through the social underbelly, backside, and dark alleyways of Dublin City. A haze of beer-infected ribaldry and fornication that The Ginger Man himself would appreciate. Don Kehoe is a failing journalist with a thirst for beer and women and a propensity to use his fists when words would suffice. As Don's life disintegrates around him and his dreams of permanent paying employment slips slowly away, and his woman turfs him out on the streets of ...

Flash fiction for weirdos.

Left in a box on the doorstep of a retired vet, Barker was raised in a litter of Jack Russell puppies. Since nobody ever thought to mention she is actually a cat, Barker grows up believing she’s a dog just like her brothers. With her trusty toy dog ears giving her the confidence to mingle, she soon meets Noodle and Spudge and the rest of the Woofers. After accidentally getting involved with a gangster cat in a trilby hat, Barker finds herself joining a rival gang called the Moggies. Dog by day and cat by night, how long can she hide her true identity from her new friends? And will she ...

The second of the Hedgedog & Friends series tells the story of Hedgedog's new neighbour, an English springer spaniel called Doogle Boots. When Hedgedog moves in next door, Doogle Boots finally has a new bestie to hang out with. Using the crate of freedom, the pair of pooches spring over the back wall in search of adventure. With Dalmatian Dave and flabby Bazza on the scene, it isn’t too long before adventure finds them. Doogle may be one daft doggins, but is there more to this furry woofer than meets the eye? And will her dream of having little fluffballs of her own ever become a reality?

Funny jokes and wise bits to make you laugh are inside. It is the year two-thousand and twenty-three and Geoff and Nancy are twenty-one, they were happily married in two-thousand and twenty-two, and they live in Leeds in the United Kingdom, they are still puzzled about what a clairvoyant lady behind the bar at their wedding had said mentioning a distant relative called Millie wanted to meet them, they laughed discussing how impossible it would be. As they were walking along, they noticed a man coughing with an earpiece acting strangely talking to a mouse. They decided to follow the man with...

Prologue This is a simple learning A to Z fun story, with it being full of pictures for children from babies to ages fifteen or anybody that needs a simple short story to read, with some French language for you to learn with jokes and plenty going on to keep you entertained making a bond of laughter together. An amazing A to Z fruity song to tickle your taste buds and warm your heart is also included, you never know you may learn something new about fruits that you can get your teeth into and enjoy.

Prologue There is plenty of light adult humour inside of this story with a steamy erotic scene to keep you entertained. Carlos gets woken by the television freezing in the same position with crows and the Devil on the screen with him freaking out, with Carlos unable to get back to sleep going for a walk, he then notices what it looked like a witch floating in the air dressed in black. Streetlights inside of the lampposts go dark with Carlos ending up in the graveyard, Witch Sue was holding a broomstick with a cauldron announcing that she was waiting for a blue stone falling from the sky to ...

The places in this book that are real. Wakefield and Leeds are places in West Yorkshire in the United Kingdom. Scarborough is in North Yorkshire in the United Kingdom. The Alpamare, the Diving Belle statue, Blackpool Pleasure beach and the Sea Life Centre are real. Blackpool is in the North West coast of the United Kingdom. Prologue Warning this book will make you laugh so much with clean funny moments and jokes all the way from start to finish, get your tissues ready to wipe your tears of laughter away. Ethan loses his friends Neil and John with only their shoes left behind. Ethan puts a ...

Jack Kelly goes to Lisdoonvarna to find a wife and uncovers a dead body instead. Robert Kelly, former police detective, wants his son to find love at the Lisdoonvarna Matchmaking festival in Ireland. Instead they find a dead body in this funny, page-turning thriller which features murder, a chaotic hurling match, a frightening horse race and squadrons of priest and nuns patrolling all the matchmaking dances like guards at a prison camp. The Kelly's investigate against the backdrop of an impending civil war in Ireland, disapproving religious and a town's ruthless approach to matchmaking. Can...

What would you do if your ex-husband crawled back into your life, demanding money, after he abandoned you twenty years earlier? It would really frost your cookies wouldn't it? How about a pathetic boyfriend who fines his girlfriend for making his mother cry? I mean, can you imagine this momma's boy demanding money from his girlfriend because his mommy didn't get her way? What about a controlling and greedy stepmother who's out to frame her husband and thereby steal his money? Or a little sister who thinks she's a princess and demands a tiara; like a real tiara complete with rubies and ...

Virginia Soderberg didn't ask to be a spy. In fact, she wasn't, but try and tell that to the two opposing factions who seek to possess a mutant strain of bacteria that can store and replicate their religious credo, in perpetuity, while simultaneously bringing on a horrific plague that would usher in the end times. Such is the state of affairs in Ed Tasca's witty and surreal new novel, Apocalypse Now… Grab The Karaoke Machine! Jump on for a wild and often comic ride as Virginia and her thorn-in-the-side over-sexed admirer, investigative journalist Bruno Turchi, hopscotch from calamity to ...

A superb novel from an author gifted with the keenest sense of wit. Reading William Bryan Smith's The Late, Great Thor McHugh is like falling down a hill – once you start, it's hard to stop. If this novel were a TV series, it would be called Seinfeld. Lucy Glass had often dreamed of the father she'd never known, imagining he was a world-famous surgeon or perhaps an airline pilot. What she didn't expect was that he was Thor McHugh, an aging, self-absorbed Bigfoot hunter. Living off the funding of a 4th tier university, McHugh and his partner, Ames, share a comfortable yet insular life in ...

The author survives with odd jobs in Tokyo, celebrates Christmas in Rio and discovers that very fat women are being worshipped like goddesses in Jamaica He learns how to catch lobsters in Maine, escapes warlike conditions in Haiti and shells out $200 for a bottle of bottom-shelf whisky in Alaska. "A fun look at the world." "Want to go to exotic places? Read this first!" "Full of funny encounters." (Reviews on Amazon) The author is a freelance journalist. Half of his travel stories were commissioned by public radio, the other half resulted from pure curiosity and weird coincidences. MORE ...

Freelance journalist Melynie T. Gibson outs the living Antichrist in this satirical bio/memoir that will have you riveted to the page, and in stitches, from start to finish. In Meet The Antichrist, Melynie's arm's length informal relationship with the spawn of Satan, Maas Reredef, built over several years, enables her to expose the inner workings of a villain who would rule the world, enslave the soul of mankind, and usher in the End Times. Special Second Coming cameo appearance by Jesus in the finale. Who will prevail in this ultimate battle of good versus evil? Must reading for Believers ...