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The Gamer’s Guide to Getting Girls (And Women!) is your ultimate playbook for navigating the dating world with the confidence and strategy of a seasoned gamer. In this witty, insightful, and practical guide, you’ll learn how to approach dating as you would your favorite game—by understanding the rules, mastering the skills, and leveling up with every interaction. Whether you're looking to find a date, win over your crush, or build a lasting relationship, this booklet offers game-changing advice tailored to your unique strengths as a gamer. The Gamer’s Guide to Getting Girls (And ...

One blizzard. One cozy guesthouse. One ridiculously oversized Santa sleigh. When my car skids off the road in the middle of a snowstorm, I'm forced to seek shelter in Devon's family guesthouse. Little did I know I'd be sharing it with the Grinch himself. Now I'm decking the halls with the guy who broke my heart, and let me tell you, his attitude is frostier than the weather outside. My mission? Transform this dusty cabin into a winter wonderland before I lose the biggest break of my design career. Oh, and try not to strangle him with tinsel in the process. But with every ornament hung and ...

Leann sells Volvos and recently had her Uncle Ron move in with her. She's having an affair with her boss, Ed, who claims to have an agoraphobic girlfriend, Kelly. Leann decides Ed is a loser and ends the affair. She feels bad about it and decides to tell Kelly everything. But when she gets to Ed's house she finds Kelly behind a barred window claiming she's being held against her will. Kelly ends up coming home with Leann, who doesn't know what to do with the stray girl. Everything Leann thought she knew about Ed, about Kelly, seems to be wrong. Kelly claims Ed is a sadistic murderer who ...

LIVES ON THE DOLE: THREE DIVERGENT TALES OF UNEMPLOYMENT IN BRITAIN consists of the following three stories: 1 – LIFE ON THE DOLE by FILIUS THOREAU: Filius Thoreau, arch-benefit fraudster and jaunty raconteur, celebrates the silver anniversary of his induction into the world of the workshy with his candid, but not too candid, autobiography in which he celebrates the unique and sinuous path he has steered through the minefield of work-obsessed modern Britain. From the dark days of the Poll Tax through the laissez-faire nineties to the ghastly government work schemes of the new millennium, ...

''A must read! If you want to get your Cajun on, you’ve got to read John Gravois’ fabulous little book,'' says Ken Wells, ex-Wall Street Journal writer and Page One editor, and author of Gumbo Life: Tales from the Roux Bayou' and the Cajun classic coming-of-age novel, 'Meely LaBauve. "It’s fun, factual and full of history, Cajun idioms and their pronunciations. This authentic son of the bayou does a huge service in compact form by helping to illuminate a culture that remains Even if you don't speak a word of French now, with this Berlitz phrase book parody you’ll be able to answer, ...

Kuntar, a young barbarian out of Cumeria, wanders in search of glory, riches, and adventure. Raised in the slave pits of Dorakakakaka, trained from birth as a warrior, and massively endowed with a great … strength. He has but two skills: bringing swift death to enemies, and immense pleasure to women. Ep1. Kuntar and The Crystal Cock Kuntar becomes lost in a magical forest, where lesser men are incapacitated, or disappear. The Cumerian meets a mischievous She-Goblin who promises him a great prize, a priceless crystal phallus…for a cost. Ep 2. Kuntar and The Valley of The Sluts After ...

A book about sleeping, static electricity, and blind fish that live in caves by the New York Times Bestselling author of The Internet is a Playground and creator of 27B/6 "Unapologetically absurd." Reader's Digest "A sharp, darkly humorous new release that showcases Thorne's signature wit and biting satire." Sydney Morning Herald Ben's new girlfriend isn’t much to look at it, but she makes up for it in personalities. She has fourteen. One is a surly mechanic named Jim. None of them use soap. Apparently they met on a Warhammer 40K server, but I have no idea what that is. Ben attempted to ...

Take a trip back to Ancient Rome. Join Longus Dongus, owner of the empire’s most famous (and notorious) baths as he takes us on a guided tour of his pride and joy. Have a wild, relaxing orgasm like you’ll never forget. Even a cameo appearance by the great emperor, Caesar himself, graces these pages. Do as the Romans do. Come to the Baths of Orgasmia! This delightful Kindle book contains many photos and illustrations. They, as well as the text, are in full color (for tablet and phone users only --- Kindle Ereader is unfortunately exempt)

Being sick is so hot! For Julie Andrews and Jenny Winter, life as influencers in the online Spoonie community means fame, celebrity, and money. But when chronic illness is the hottest thing, how far will they go to cling to their success? As their managers, Evan and Chase, push them to the brink, they must decide if the reality of their lives is worth more than the illusion. Fans of Chuck Palahniuk and Bret Easton Ellis will love "Spoonie", a story about the power of friendship, ambition, and the dangers of living in a world of make believe. Buy now before the price changes and join Julie ...

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2021 Silver Medalist, Fiction-Humor-Satire, Global Book Awards "Chappell is a gifted storyteller." –The American Reporter The four grown children of Artemus Deconcini spend their summer at Moorings, the family’s Maryland estate, while he spends the season abroad. Nevertheless, his presence is felt. Jillian is brokenhearted again. Another man raced off in pursuit of his lifelong dream. Moorings’ tower room acts as her sanctuary. With mementos from this lost love, she creates uniquely expressive wall art and finds determination to launch a dream of her own. Gus covets his privacy shield...

Alright, let’s talk about something that’s both a little uncomfortable and incredibly liberating: exposing yourself in the nude. I know, I know—you probably just squirmed a little. You might be thinking, “Kristin, there’s no way this is going to be as fun as you’re making it sound.” But hear me out, because living life without clothes—truly exposing yourself—might be one of the most freeing, fun, and unexpectedly life-changing experiences you can have. Let’s break it down. We live in a world where clothes are the first thing we put on in the morning and the last thing we...

El Principito vive con una flor caprichosa y tres volcanes. Tiene un altercado con la flor y decide abandonar el planeta en busca de conocimiento. Recorre varios planetas, habitados por: Dios, un sadomasoquista, un obeso, un millonario, un monje zen y google. El concepto de seriedad que tienen los adultos lo deja perplejo y descubre que las personas mayores solo son niños crecidos. Llega a la Tierra donde se siente más solo que nunca. Una mina antipersona le da su versión pesimista sobre los hombres y lo poco que se puede esperar de ellos. Tampoco el zorrino contribuye a mejorar su ...

The second Plunge story ... all about the first time When Kathy took The Plunge! ... Hal was a minor figure in the tale Now it is his turn to be the centre of the action. The things we do for love!

Several hundred years in the future, a lowly delivery robot named Glitch is tasked with safely transporting the last two humans on earth--a child and her baby brother--across the dilapidated ruins of the United States. Along the way, the trio will face a number of dangerous perils as their bond grows, and Glitch will discover that it doesn't take a human to have humanity.

Why do wizards always want you to go into the dungeon first? Dave and his friends are having a bad day. Not only are they having to come to terms with the fact they’re in a weird (and very un-Spartan) magical world, but if no one hires them soon, then it won’t be long before they have to embark on a short and boring career in death by starvation. But when a wizard, an elf, and a dwarf finally agree to hire the Spartans for a spot of monster-infested-dungeon-clearing, it soon becomes evident that the Spartans are going to have to deal with things much more magical and annoying than even ...

Meet Tracey and her sister Carol, heading off for a Team Building day with their employer, the Co-op. They are shelf stockers and along with five other stores are meeting to have a day of events. Friendships are formed, while undertaking blindfolded four wheel driving, go-karting and other activities that Tracey and Carol throw themselves into. It is a comedy, or a farce to be exact and the events that unfold may seem ludicrously improbable, but some of this story is based on real events. You really couldn't make it up. It is my first comedy, I hope you like it. Morton

Máximo, después de comer plato de setas con chorizo, tiene una interesante conversación con su retrete fruto de alguna seta alucinógena que se lo coló en la recolección.

This collection of fly-fishing humor is interspersed with nostalgic stories from an award-winning author and fisherman. Topics include the dangers of fly-tying, carnivorous fly-eating trees, and persnickety fish. Whether you are an arm-chair fisherman or one with well-earned leaky waders, A Creek Trickles Through It will be a welcome addition to your fishing library. This book won the First Place Excellence In Craft award from the Southeastern Outdoor Press Association.

Excuses, excuses, excuses. We are really, really sorry and apologise profusely that this publication is not as generous as it should be but our Hamster (Hamsterdam) escaped from his cage using a nail file hidden in his cheek pouches and then proceeded to use a sizeable portion of the final written manuscript to make some additional comfy bedding. Our sincere apologies but this was due to matters outwith our control. Any other concerns you have we have made a note of and are working quickly to resolve these issues and promise to phone you back in 1 to 2… hours, days, weeks, months, years (...