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Marriage doesn’t have to mean surrender. In Happy Wife, Happy Life: How to Keep Your Wife Happy Without Giving Up Your Manhood, readers are taken on a sharp, witty, and brutally honest journey through the unspoken compromises of modern relationships. From silent standoffs in Pottery Barn to the calendar politics of sex, dinner parties, and in-laws, this unapologetic survival guide for married men exposes how too many husbands are losing their voices—and their socks—in the name of peace. This isn’t another cheerfully neutered relationship manual or feel-good therapy session dressed ...

Based off today’s hottest, ratchetest, dopest hashtags, bringing you laughter, crazy, and whole lot of story. In the vein of the Wayans Brothers, Chris Rock, and shows like In Living Color, Authoress Sh’aniQu’a takes a new look at Urban Literature. Bandettra was born and raised in Cockygate, stripping to make ends meet and take care of her mother and kids. No father in the picture, baby daddy drama galore, and a need for a boss to sweep her off her feet, she decided to take a thug up on his offer to prove to him she was the one meant to be his main chick. De’von, a Boss, just ...

Benz, a Doberman puppy, is rescued by a foreign scientist working in a Joint Venture with Cuba in the late 1990s. Being accused of being a dangerous dog by his Cuban military boss, Benz escapes execution by joining a team of Cuban scientists and speleologists in the capacity of Ore Search Dog. Risking his life by diving into lakes of dangerous caves of Cabo San Antonio located in the Peninsula of Guanahacabibes, the westernmost point of the island of Cuba, he assists in the search for the lost valuable treasures of The Cathedral of San Ildefonso of Merida. Benz recorded his adventures in ...

Riley, a black lab puppy who wants nothing more than to eat, play, and nap in the sun, wakes up to find her life changed forever. She's sent off to with a bunch of new humans to live in their cave (they call them "houses") alongside another dog, an aged, irascible mutt named Kyra with whom she has nothing in common. Except the eating and napping. They're still dogs, after all. Together they'll learn the true meaning of the spirit of Woof, and explore the world using Riley's most unusual talent: She's the one dog in all the world who can open doors like a human... This story originally ...

Boomer Chicks, this one’s for you! You’ve lived, loved, and learned—and now it’s time to thrive like never before. Tips and Tricks for Boomer Chicks is the ultimate tongue-in-cheek guide to navigating life’s next exciting chapter with confidence, style, and grace. Packed with practical advice, witty wisdom, and fresh insights, this book covers everything you need to live your best life while embracing the freedom and joy that come with experience. This is not your average advice book. Inside, you’ll discover creative solutions for everyday challenges and exciting ways to ...

Stage Hypnosis Made Easy by International Comedy Stage & Television Hypnotist Jonathan Royle is subtitled "How to Become A Comedy Hypnotist" and it will most certainly teach you that in a simple step by step easy to understand manner. No stone is left unturned in this large format A4 Encyclopedic Style Book of almost 250 pages made up of over 92,000 words which will reveal to you all of the until now most jealously guarded Secrets of the Comedy Stage Hypnotists and Street Hypnotism Performers. Numerous Rapid & Instant Hypnotic Inductions are taught within the pages of this book, many of ...

Mike Hunt: A Private Investigator’s Christmas Cases When Christmas cheer collides with crime, Mike Hunt, Private Investigator, is the man to untangle the mess. In this collection of five razor-sharp flash fiction stories, Mike takes on cases as unpredictable as a re-gifted fruitcake and as tangled as holiday lights. With his trademark wit, unmatched deductive prowess, and an uncanny ability to find himself in awkwardly sensual situations, Mike’s holiday caseload is anything but merry and bright. Each year when he offers his Christmas services pro bono, every weirdo and crooked freak in ...

Sylvestre Bonnard is a mild-mannered, kind-hearted book collector and antiquarian, a little tyrannized by his housekeeper maybe, but nonetheless respected and eminent in his field of research into the abbeys, abbots and monks of medieval France. He has spent his life with his books, and knows little of the ways of the world. Resigned to reaching old age and retirement without being able to complete his life's work, he suddenly comes across the one thing that would not only complete it, but that would crown it with success. He heads off on an adventure to get his hands on this treasure and ...

A satirical retro thriller that blends over-the-top comedy and adrenaline-pumping action to explore the absurdity of nuclear weapons. But be warned: this novel isn’t afraid to push THE BUTTON. Wannabe journalist Steven Leonard thinks he’s found his big break: uncovering the world’s most dangerous secret agent, Hunter Gunne. Once a legendary badass, Hunter is now a disillusioned recluse, questioning whether the world is even worth saving. But Steven’s unexpected visit brings more than questions—he’s unwittingly led a team of mercenaries straight to her door. Now, Steven and ...

Your thirties are supposed to be when you get it all together, right? What happens when it all goes wrong? Emma tries to navigate the bumpy road of relationships with the support of her closest friends, and of course, the occasional glass of Sauvignon blanc. Hilarious, heart-warming and romantic! A funny, feel good romcom that will have you laughing out loud as you follow unlucky in love Emma and her quest for the perfect romance...Wedding planning is totally fun – until it isn’t. As it turns out, getting what you want can bring unforeseen challenges – like not having enough hours in ...

🎃👻 Why did the undead chicken cross the road? To get to the fool's house. Knock, knock! Who’s there? …The undead chicken😆😅😂🤣 – 🧟♂️🧠 written by unknown undead. Get ready to howl with laughter (or moan, groan & face-plant 😱🤣) this Halloween! Prepare for spine-tingling, side-splitting chills with the ultimate 🎃 categorized collection of Halloween & Horror Humor that’ll tickle your funny bone🦴🩻 & leave you cackling like a witch 🧙♀️💀! Get buried alive in an utter avalanche⛷️🏂 of face-planting😒🌵 BAD (😈 EVIL?) DAD jokes -...

Here are some of the most convincing UFO accounts of all time. Some accounts contain dozens or hundreds of eye witnesses

After eighteen months of lockdowns and social distancing regulations and no end of vaccinations due to a mysterious virus pandemic, the German government begins to concentrate its efforts once again on Climate Change and the country's carbon footprint. And when scientists in Frankfurt allegedly discover that there is a life after this one, everlasting life, the government and MSM swing into action days later by launching "The Lebensraum Challenge". But what is The Lebensraum Challenge? According to both the German government and media, it is a program that will help to reduce overpopulation...

"Barry Eisler is this generation's tech-savvy new media incarnation of Graham Greene." -Jeremy Scahill, The Nation By internationally bestselling thriller author and syndicated political blogger Barry Eisler, THE ASS IS A POOR RECEPTACLE FOR THE HEAD is a must-read for anyone interested in verbally crushing the competition in politics, business, and even romance. Regardless of what you think of their policies, the sad truth is that Democrats suck at selling their ideas to the public. In this hilarious and hard-hitting essay, Eisler draws on his expertise in narrative, his CIA training in ...

At Dewey, Cheatham & Howe, we have heard a lot of nasty things about lawyers. Some of them have been pretty funny. So we decided to start collecting them. So far I believe we have a compilation of the world's great lawyer jokes. So we called it The World's Greatest Lawyer Jokes. Catchy huh!

I was in the U.S. Air Force from mid-1958 until mid-1962. These little stories are about a few capers and characters I encountered along the way. Suffice it to say that my buddies and I got into some comical situations. I even found some humor in the pain and heartbreak inflicted on me by the sergeants. Except for some amount of exaggeration as to my brilliance, the stories are true.

Trapped in the clutches of a Zombie apocalypse, the City of Chicago, the murder capital of the U.S., unleashes the ultimate weapon, capitalism, by paying $1,000 for every Re-Killed Zombie brought to city hall, ushering in "The Great Zombie Gold Rush". Zombies never have a chance in a world where people realize 75 Zombies pays off their student loans, 40 Zombies buys them a Tesla, 5 Zombies wipes out their Visa debt...

Welcome to The Menopause Diaries—a brutally honest, laugh-out-loud journey through the mess, magic, and mayhem of midlife. This is not a medical guide. It’s not a whisper in a beige waiting room. This is a shout, a snort, a sweaty hug in the supermarket aisle. Told in real time, with real hot flashes and real heart, this book follows one woman as she stumbles through hormone hurricanes, emotional plot twists, and unexpected glow-ups. If you’ve ever forgotten why you walked into a room, cried over cheese, or wanted to strangle someone over thermostat settings—this is for you. Because...

Charlie just wants a quiet life … Then he finds a human skull buried in the front yard. Mystery writer Charlie McGinley moves from L.A. to a small town in New Mexico. No more big-city hassles. No more big-city hustles. Guess again! Suddenly Charlie has to deal with disappearing bodies, crabby cops, crazed killers, and a very pregnant wife, while trying desperately to avoid ending up in an unmarked grave next to the mysterious stiff. Gold Medal Winner, Humor and Satire —2024 Global Book Awards “Proverbial skeletons in closets and actual ones buried in the yard help make this a bone-...

Bienvenidos todos al Club del Terror, donde durante cuatro noches podrán conocer cuatro terroríficas historias, protagonizadas por cuatro espeluznantes criaturas de la oscuridad, que a buen seguro les pondrán los pelos de punta… En la primera noche conocerán a un hombre afectado por la licantropía, también conocido como “El Mal de la Luna Llena”. En la segunda noche conocerán a una hermosa vampira con unas ansias enormes por ser madre y tener descendencia. En la tercera noche, conocerán a un solitario zombie con un ansia voraz por alimentarse de carne y sangre humana. Y en la ...