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Craving adventure beyond the tourist trail? Immerse yourself in the raw, evocative stories of "Beegu City," a portal to the windswept plains of West Turkana, Kenya. These tales, woven from the fabric of actual experience, offer a candid glimpse into the life of an expatriate navigating the challenges and unexpected joys of living in a foreign land. Brace for a visceral journey: Beyond tourist brochures: Encounter a world of vibrant characters, from weathered locals to fellow adventurers, all forging their paths in this unique landscape. Gritty realism: Feel the sting of the sun, the fear of...

Here is the second edition, revised and expaned due to great demand from readers of other volumes of Jokes by us. Are you fed up of reading the same old tired jokes? One-liners that bore you to death? Then here is a set of jokes that are fresh and hilarious. We have tried to avoid one-liners and present only substantial jokes that makes one to laugh. They are also good to illustrate a point in public speeches and classroom situations. Here are a few salient points: *** We have tried to select jokes that are mostly uncommon *** We have evaluated each joke by narrating it to our friends *** ...

My Twisted Sistas From Woostah: The Prodigal Masshole Returns Jimmy O’Malley swore he was done with Worcester. He left years ago, cleaned up his accent, and tried to bury his past under a new life in New York. But when his mother falls ill, there’s no avoiding the return—back to the old house, back to the family he left behind, back to his two relentless, razor-tongued sisters, Maggie and Trish, who never let him forget exactly where he came from. Coming home means stepping into a war zone of old grudges, biting humor, and the kind of love that only comes wrapped in sarcasm and a well...

All right - so if you enjoyed UNCLE BOB'S RED FLANNEL BIBLE CAMP - THE BOOK OF GENESIS, then you are going to LOVE this next book in the series. This is the whole entire story of the Book of Exodus and several books thereafter, encompassing the entire lifespan of Moses himself - as told to you by the world's oldest storyteller, Uncle Bob. Now, if you are one of those folks who thinks that it is bad manners to giggle a little in church - well, you might want to take a good look at the sample that the Kindle folks let you peek at before you go throwing down any of your hard-earned money. This...

When nudist and reluctant adult Kristin opens her door to a surprise naked visitor, she expects confusion. What she doesn’t expect is Kyle—a tall, overly chill stranger with a suspiciously symmetrical butt, a ferret in a hoodie, and absolutely no plans to leave. Claiming a case of mistaken identity and a nudist Craigslist post gone wrong, Kyle makes himself (and his emotional-support ferret, Muffin) right at home in Kristin’s unclothed, caffeine-fueled life. As Kyle slowly invades every corner of her peaceful nude routine, chaos unfolds: Susan starts a group chat conspiracy, Janessa ...

From the lightly-scented pen of Scott Telek, whose writing has been celebrated on seventeen continents, comes another hilarious and insightful look at horror movies brilliant, good, good-bad, bad, bad-good, and just plain godawful. You will laugh, gasp, convulse, grind, harumph and gesticulate as you read Telek’s straight-talk reviews that look past the supposed quality of the films under discussion to break down the more salient question: Is it worth watching? Here we have 36 movie reviews of films beginning with either the letters H or I. This includes the Halloween series, the Hostel ...

He was her best friend. Now he might be the one who ruins her wedding. Maya and Patrick were childhood friends who couldn’t have been more different—she was the focused bookworm, he was the golden boy everyone loved. But behind closed doors, their connection was undeniable. Years later, fate brings them back to their hometown just in time for Maya’s wedding. Patrick expects to feel happy for her… but all he feels is wrong. Because what if the person she’s about to marry isn't the one? And what if the one she’s meant to be with has been right there all along? A sweet, funny, and ...

Scott Telek’s movie writing has become a worldwide phenomenon on a microscopic scale. Those who have experienced his particular blend of snark, sarcasm, puerile humor and serious, intelligent criticism find it difficult to go back to conventional movie reviews that center themselves around assessments of celebrity star power and attempts to guess at modern views on culture war issues. Here we have 40 film reviews of horror movies whose titles begin with the letters J, K L or M. On the fun side, there is Kingdom of the Spiders, which is just a good time for all involved, and the go-for-...

Telekfilm’s horror movie survey continues with this fifth installment, including 35 reviews of horror films that begin with the letters E, F and G. Scott Telek continues to supply film reviews that combine hilarious, off-the-cuff commentary with encyclopedic film knowledge and rare insight into movie writing unlike any other. Here we have a towering bad movie colossuses in Exorcist II: The Heretic, which will exhaust you with the shocking depth and scope of its awfulness, and truly deserves a special place of its own because… it simply cannot be believed. Then there’s major studio ...

Revel in the hilarity and silliness of the Ultimate Old Man Joke Book! All your worries, aches and pains will melt away when you start to read this entertaining book with insightful, though inane, snippets and facts about grumpy old men...and the poor old and young souls who happen to find themselves in their cross-hairs. Packed with rib-tickling jokes, one-liners, limericks and other fun stuff, this joke collection is perfect for anyone who enjoys a good laugh. The Ultimate Old Man Joke Book Features: 240+ individual funny items including jokes, limericks, one-liners and more. Funny and ...

Cheeky. Irreverent. Dark. Silly. Fun. Glorious Days- The Big Anthology of Cross Lake Tales for Grown-Ups brings all the stories and images from the first two Cross Lake Tall Tales for Grown-Ups into one collection for your enjoyment and convenience. These stories are set in the Cross Lake area of Central New York, but anyone who lives on or near one of America's lakes or rivers will find some foolish thing to relate to as you explore a unique range of easy-reading tall tales. There's just enough truth and historical accuracy in the mix to keep you thinking while you get lost in the lunacy ...

For those of us that are tired of the Woke entertainment industry, Tales from the Deplatformed: Conservative Fiction Vol.I is effective treatment for headaches resulting from shrill, blue haired feminists and race baiting grifters!

The trials and tribulations of owning dogs: maniacal Mastiffs, dodgy Boerboels, flatulent pavement specials, leg-humping Ridgebacks, hapless Jack Russells, useless watchdogs and a shady German Shepherd fill the pages of this book. Enjoy cautionary tales of miscreant farm dogs (and cats) told with humour and pathos and a great love of man’s best friend.

As a young man, the author lived in various places in the US and abroad while serving in the US Air Force. This is not a book about military adventures, but is rather a collection of interactions and experiences from those travels. Written with humor and candor, Echoes From My Military Past tells about the good, the bad, the tragic, and the silly when it comes to the people involved. The military is the backdrop to the author’s experiences, and it was also the vehicle that put him in these sometimes fantastical situations. Whether you served or not, you’ll find entertainment and ...

You went through a rough tumultuous breakup from a long term relationship thinking you were going to grow old with the love of your life. You had some pretty rough times, but time started to heal you and you started to think maybe it’s time to move on. You try hanging out in the produce aisle but instead of meeting lovely ladies in the same boat, instead you get nice old ladies ask if you are ok when you realize you are staring dreamily at bags of oranges. So you figure hey maybe I’ll try the bar thing. You find out, meh not really my thing. You try the club thing, but come to find out ...

Everybody in this advanced world writings. These days it is the principle method of correspondence. In any case, it once in a while happens that somebody could send some unacceptable message to some unacceptable individual, or here and there, sending an instant message that had its importance amusingly changed. In this first book of a Text Fails arrangement you will discover an assortment of this kind of clever instant messages that will engage you and your companions and will make you chuckle as you won't ever do. The most epic bombed writings are contained in this book: from works of art ...

What can a boy get up to? The London suburbs, 1980. Chris was no stranger to a sense of purpose; to right and wrong. His days followed a course formed by school, music, sport, and his rambunctious peers, but he itched for more than just a comfortable life. He dived headfirst into mischief and mayhem; finding athleticism, girls, and chance romance. Sandy beaches and craggy mountains beckoned, and a cheeky travel trip around Europe by train; and he endured trials on the way to becoming an elite parachutist. Could he seek meaning and learn resilience, despite the setbacks and turmoil of ...

This anthology contains the following 10 short stories: The Dungeon Date: Geoffrey is seduced by a crazy beautiful woman who plans to kill him for his dodgy calls on the field. Fiona and the Red Dragon: A young girl dreams about dragons and how to make the different dragon races stop fighting each other, which has unintended consequences. The Robot Date: The clueless Geoffrey goes on a date with a robot, just to find out the truth when his robot date is hit by lightning. The Ladyboy Date.Geoffrey's ex-girlfriend set him up on a date, with ladyboy! The Matrix Date: Jasmine Xi convinces ...

When the estranged 95-year-old grandmother of the radical loser Nathan Mortimer dies from the hyped Cold Virus 20, Nathan snaps. Filled with misguided anger, he decides to become a serial killer and murder young people infected with the virus in his home suburb of Brunswick, to make sure that everyone takes the virus seriously. Meanwhile, the self-proclaimed Supreme Leader of Melbourne, State Premier Danielle Anders is facing problems with her plan to convert the state into a CCP inspired police state. The press is questioning the mortality figures released by her discredited Chief Medical ...

Liam O’Shea had a plan: get his degree, get a job, and get on with it. But when his long-lost father, Francis Henry O’Shea, suddenly kicks the bucket and leaves him an unexpected fortune, Liam’s carefully structured world takes a sharp detour. The question is, what kind of man inherits a golden-ticket windfall from a father who long ago perfected the art of absentee, dumpster-fire parenting? The answer: a very bewildered one. Francis was a self-made success—if by “success” you mean having a talent for regularly bending the law just enough not to break it. Well, most of the time,...