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Tiffany Clark recently had her 35th birthday, and she isn't married, something that worries her parents to no end. To make matters worse, her sister's wedding is quickly approaching and Tiffany has no date. When her mom threatens to pair her up with someone she doesn't want, Tiffany takes matters into her own hands and asks her best friend, Tyler Jackson, to pose as her boyfriend. It'll only be for the wedding. The lie won't go any further than that. But in a moment of frustration, Tyler blurts out that he and Tiffany are married. That's okay, though. Because as soon as they get back to ...

What could a man who already has everything possibly want? How about a baby? Someone to carry on his business when he dies? But to have the baby, he needs a wife. This is why Nathan Rudolph interviews all the single women in his company. They think they might get a job promotion, but he comes with a marriage license instead. And the winner isn't happy. But he's dealt with difficult people before and is certain that, in no time at all, Amy Watson will be very happy to be Mrs. Nathan Rudolph...as long as he seduces her right. *These are the books in the Omaha Contemporary Romances Series: ...

Disclaimer: Substitute Bride used to be under my pen name Kate Page. I have decided to get rid of Kate Page to simplify my life. So I am republishing it under the name Ruth Ann Nordin. Book description: Kevin Edwards stands to inherit one million dollars. The catch? He must get married by Valentine’s Day. With only a month to spare, he seeks out the first woman who catches his interest: Tammy. But his best friend, Alexandra (Alex) Dixon is convinced he’s making the biggest mistake of his life. So she decides she will take Tammy’s place and be his bride instead. Can she convince him ...

A man becomes infected by a hand puppet... An assassin must protect her infant son... A boxer fights for a second chance... A boy runs afoul of the law... Action, thriller, comedy, sci-fi, romance, horror - All genres of fiction are on full display in this anthology of short stories from Mike Miller. No two tales are alike in this wildly eclectic and entertaining collection.

In a world where entertainment never sleeps and each moment is a performance that can be turned into cash, a group of lifestyle streamers dominates. They throw legendary parties. They stage addictive dramas. And their private lives? They keep those well-hidden beneath filters, hashtags, and highlight reels. One lives an extraordinary life captured on stream, while going incognito the rest of the time. During the day, she lives in a quiet, secretive way that doesn’t give any hint that she’s a big deal, but at night, she lets it all hang out for the camera. It’s a wild life she leads, ...

Steve North the Comedy Coach, voted #1 Comedy Coach in the USA, starts by teaching you how to create your own unique comedic character for stand up, then offers the twenty best joke-writing formulas developed over 20 years in his workshops, and then helps you put it all together to work as a stand up comedian. Whether you're a beginner or advanced comedian, you need to learn the character method first. Then slay the audience, or just be funnier in life.

In the 2188 dystopia of Politicons, an angry world exiles its leaders to a tropical island to study democracy and civilization from the ground up. Battling the elements and each other, legislators must survive and thrive for any hope of returning home. In this second book of Politicons, the polis finally land on the island, and the intrigues begin. Politicons is a cynical, loud, and flashy extrapolation of today’s western politics, societal trends, and dystopian regimes into the future. Politicons is brash and comically violent. Politicons. Disinform yourself!

It’s way past 1984... Your phone knows more about you than you do. Your coffee pot knows more about you than you do. You have the sinking feeling that your life is slipping out of your control. But don’t worry,,, Big AI is watching you! Welcome to Google Earth, where Big AI is the Supreme Intelligence that rules humanity through the corporate power of Google Inc. and its proudly psychopathic CEO, Elon Muggs. Winston Smith, a happy native of this paradise, wanders off the grid and discovers sex®, the knowledge of good and evil, and the Pursuit of Happiness. Can he and Julia save the ...

My best friend’s little sister is the one woman I can’t have—but the only one I want. Hiring Clara Evans as my nanny was never part of the plan. The sharp-tongued redhead has been driving me crazy since we were kids and wrapped in a too-tempting smile. She challenges me, pushes my buttons and sees through my defenses. And worse, she’s living right next door. But when a business crisis leaves me desperate, I have no choice but to ask for her help. Now she’s in my house, making my son laugh when I barely remember how. Chipping away at the walls I’ve spent years building. She ...

To the Public This collection of communications from a distant time was entrusted to us by an anonymous benefactor who claimed to have discovered them within a sealed metallic vessel, buried deep in the shafts of an abandoned mine. Within these pages, an unknown chronicler recounts an extraordinary odyssey while offering counsel on the myriad trials that define existence in their era. I implore you to receive these rare testimonies as they were intended—intimate glimpses into what we must consider our future. Here, in the author's own words, lies both witness and warning from times yet to...

A mind-bending thriller and pitch-black comedy. "The nightmares are why you keep the gun under your pillow. Everyday you become more accustomed to the lump. You are glad when you survive your sneezes. But one time, a cough destroys the lamp on the nightstand." You are a nobody, just another somebody. So why does an odd stranger approach you one day with a peculiar and ominous message? Is it a misunderstanding? A warning? A dire threat or perverse game? The world seems as normal as ever, so why can't you shake the feeling that you are now locked in a dark countdown to your own horrific doom?

Ready to be blown away? Welcome to a book full of fun facts, incredible anecdotes, and things so strange you'll wonder if they're real (but they are!). There’s no boring theory or tests here—just a collection of fascinating facts that will make you laugh, marvel, and want to share them with everyone. Did you know that the human body glows in the dark, even if we can’t see it? Or that octopuses have 3 hearts and 9 brains? Or that in some cities it’s actually illegal to die? And that there are countries where you can be fined for carrying chickens in your pockets? Yes, you read that ...

These funny short stories will keep you laughing. This book is a collection of my favorite humor from around the world.

Over the years Ed Nielsen wrote articles for several different magazines and newspapers. Erudite Elucidations is a collection of the very best and most varied articles he wrote for those publications. There are dozens of athlete profiles, from runners to golfers to softball players. Possibly of special interest is an article on Jeff Galloway, 1972 Olympic marathoner. Maybe the rest aren't Olympians, but they excel at what they do and tell you just how they did it. Erudite Elucidations also contains a fascinating profile of Bertil von Boer who for decades taught, composed, conducted, and ...

“One zombie. One mission. One bite at Capitol Hill.” Uncle John Goes to Washington By John A. Russo They tried to bury him. Now he’s back—and running for Congress. In a world teetering on the brink of political absurdity and social unrest, one unexpected candidate shuffles into the spotlight: Uncle John—a resurrected zombie with a heart of gold, a brain that still works (mostly), and a mission to make democracy undead again. When Uncle John regains his ability to speak, he doesn’t just rejoin society—he shakes it to its core. From viral town hall videos to a Capitol Hill ...

The world may have gone sideways. This book didn’t. Forget what you learned in school. When the power’s out and trust is dead, algebra won’t save you, but this alphabet might. The SHTF ABCs: The Alphabet They Should’ve Taught You Instead of Algebra is a quick field guide wrapped in grit, gallows humor, and 100% nonsense-free advice. Inside, you’ll find: 26 practical tips to help you adapt, endure, and outwit the worst Helpful guidance for what you’ll need in a SHTF situation A no-BS tone with just enough snark to keep you sane when the beans run out Quick snippets in the Extras ...

This is a handbook for earthlings to utilize, a breakdown of applicable factors in determining the best strain of cannabis for any particular day. Each day of the year is specifically addressed. “Should it be this strain or that strain?” Let the guide decide. Included in this ebook are oodles of conversation starters, in addition to cheat sheets (The Reefer Matrix) and hot lists. As well, each chapter includes a different coloring image, for those who are into that kind of thing. Other than the coloring image, this book’s images are lovely full-color pictures. “The answer to life, ...

"I know, you’re the Shaman, therefore everything is possibly mystical and probably dangerous. But if anything, I dunno, I just thought...” The Chief trailed off pensively, cautious of his next words. “I thought it might be fun.” When a pair of boys find a mysterious stranger washed ashore of their beach, this humble island community is not sure what to do next. But the visitor's arrival will change everyone's lives forever - from the young friends, to the new outsider, and on through the entire village. Worlds collide in this tropical paradise, through a comedic adventure of self-...

For Hire: Highly ambitious, entry-level man-child eagerly seeks any occupation offering spectacular amounts of cash and power. Job requirements and responsibilities are irrelevant. Applicant is morally suspect, possesses low self-esteem, is borderline delusional and intellectually mediocre. However, applicant is also willing to engage in lying, theft, grift, sabotage, and other miscellaneous chicanery to further his career. For examples of applicant’s tireless diligence and ruthless scheming, please review this rollicking satire of office life and career advancement for a lengthy list of ...

Our lives are fast paced and full of stress, including terrorists! So we need a few minutes to reflect on the lighter side of life. Southerners have always known and enjoyed telling "stories" about real life. Real life seems stranger than fiction at times. We want to focus on a look at everyday things from a humorous view. So take a few minutes and enjoy this opportunity to smile, laugh, think a bit, and enjoy.