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USA Today Bestseller Melinda Curtis delivers another installment of Summer Kisses, an irresistibly funny, secret identity, sweet romantic comedy about the Summer family, featuring Grandma Dotty. “This is a rom-com that everyone can enjoy because it is a clean read with a lot of heart and soul.” Goodreads Reviewer, 5 Stars She’s a serious-minded academic… Professor Violet Summer thinks of herself as the frumpy Summer sister who doesn’t go on adventures or fall for handsome strangers. Her idea of excitement is spending the summer at her family’s home in the Hamptons researching ...

From Grunts to Swipes: Unlocking the Ancient Instincts Behind Modern Love and Marriage So, there I was, standing in the kitchen after yet another conversation with my wife and how she needed another pair of shoes. Does she need six pairs of nearly identical shoes (but they're all for different "activities," apparently), when I had an epiphany. It wasn’t just about shoes. It wasn’t just about purses. It was about... mammoth meat (Hunters and gathers). Yeah, that’s right. We’re all still cavemen and cavewomen deep down, and the things driving us today are eerily similar to what kept ...

***EDITED for Kindle version June 1, 2015*** I have been a phone sex operator, adult entertainer, phone actress, phone whore (as my husband jokingly calls me) or whatever you want to call it for the better part of a decade. The idea for this book formed a few years ago. At first, I wanted to categorize all the weird and unusual calls I've taken over the years and then it grew into telling the truth behind what happens in the phone sex industry. You hold in your hands the nitty-gritty, down-and-dirty truth behind the calls, the callers, and even the phone sex operators themselves. I wanted ...

Award-winning author: 2020 Readers' Favorite Silver Medal! *** This book provides you with fun and challenging questions, whether you want to quiz yourself or your family. Learn something new every day and surprise your circle of friends and colleagues! Knowing stuff makes you a cool and interesting interlocutor. You will always have an icebreaker at hand to start a conversation or to keep it going by dropping a weird fact. I covered a wide range of topics and intentionally made the questions assorted, so you will not know what sort of fact is coming. As I would do myself, you can choose to...

Forty-five-year-old TV writer Molly Banger has been in the biz so long, she doesn't think there's a scenario left that can shock her. The morning gossip show proves her wrong. After the star of her teeny-bopper vampire show gets slapped with another DWI, the show is in danger of being cancelled. But losing her job turns into the B story when she sees a picture of her husband with his arms wrapped around a live Barbie doll. Publicity stunt or is her marriage over? Ken isn't available for comment, but her two teenaged children have snarks to spare. Enter Val, the hottie replacement for their ...

Mr. Meadows was born and raised in the Ozark Mountains of Missouri. He has ridden countless horseback miles on their rough trails and met a passel of colorful individuals. He has been a librarian, mail-order business owner, and clock repairman. In this book, you will find narratives related to all these subjects, written in his lively and witty style. Mark D. Meadows continues to relate his memories of the Missouri hills. His previous book, Echoes from the Ozarks, contains many stories, most of them short and amusing. The current book has a number of longer narratives, as well as several ...

Descubre el alma salvadoreña en cada página. El Gran Secreto Pipil es mucho más que un libro: es un viaje mágico al corazón de El Salvador. Con un lenguaje ameno y profundo, este libro revela las raíces de nuestra identidad a través de la sabiduría ancestral del pueblo Pipil, su idioma nahuat auténtico, y esas palabras, cuentos y expresiones que forman parte de nuestro día a día. ¿Sabías que en España no deberías llamar "cipotes" a tus hijos? ¿O que un "bolado" es mucho más de lo que parece? Aquí encontrarás esas respuestas, la filosofía indígena de los pipiles, dichos ...

Ever been stuck in a shitty relationship? Ever been confused about your finances and how to repair them? Ever been living as a straight person although you were gay? Julie Still-Rolin has, and she discusses it in Evolving through Bullshit, a collection of experiences that led her to make many changes in her life. After being stuck in a toxic relationship, hiding her identity, and conforming to ideologies that did not align with her values for way too long, she was pushed to the edge and started making changes. This book is full of short anecdotes that offer perspectives outside of the ...

As witch Layney Grimoire reads a Regency novel in bed with her fiance, she couldn’t be happier... Until a cry for help from a damsel in distress screams from its pages. Soon, she, her teenage daughter and their cheeky talking cat travel from modern-day Scotland to 1818 England to rescue a young lady trapped in an arranged marriage to an old, smelly and nasty duke. It’s written on the wind that if the rescue mission fails, Layney’s daughter will wed the duke’s demonic descendant. With a touch of romance and a dash of mystery, The Grimoire Girls' Regency Adventure is a lighthearted ...

What happens when a prophet dies and forgets to leave a forwarding address? After the Prophet Fell is a blistering, unapologetic, and darkly hilarious dive into the holy mess that followed the death of Joseph Smith—the founder of the Mormon Church, self-declared prophet, and the man who left behind a movement with no plan, no instructions, and way too many people claiming to be his successor. Told with biting wit and backed by historical receipts, this book pulls back the sacramental curtain to expose the succession crisis that tore the Latter-day Saints apart. From Brigham Young’s ...

Can she save her daughter from a dastardly demon? Oh, and solve a murder in her spare time? Newly divorced and forty, Milly’s life takes a magical turn for the better. She has a fabulous London pad, a hunky boyfriend and a hip new cafe on King’s Road, Chelsea. She even counts royalty among her customers. What could go wrong? Everything. Someone murders her landlord, and Milly turns amateur sleuth to avert a miscarriage of justice. Then, customers disappear into a time tunnel, lured by a vengeful, greedy demon. When he threatens Milly’s daughter’s life, the gloves are off. And her ...

Prologue There is plenty of light adult humour inside of this story with a steamy erotic scene to keep you entertained. Carlos gets woken by the television freezing in the same position with crows and the Devil on the screen with him freaking out, with Carlos unable to get back to sleep going for a walk, he then notices what it looked like a witch floating in the air dressed in black. Streetlights inside of the lampposts go dark with Carlos ending up in the graveyard, Witch Sue was holding a broomstick with a cauldron announcing that she was waiting for a blue stone falling from the sky to ...

Una novela de misterio, aventura y giros inesperados. ¿Estás listo para descubrir los secretos más oscuros de China? Francisco Valiente Polillas, un detective peculiar y con una personalidad única, se ve arrastrado a un misterio ancestral en "Amarillo – El misterio del pato pekinés". Cuando una serie de eventos misteriosos lo lleva a Pekín, se encuentra atrapado en un juego peligroso que desafiará tanto su intelecto como su valentía. Acompañado por un elenco de personajes fascinantes, incluyendo al astuto Ahmed Al Fasala, Francisco se adentrará en un enigma relacionado con un ...

The Liar from the Lions' Gate" by Boaz Zippor is a captivating exploration of Jerusalem's mystical and spiritual essence. The book intertwines themes such as: Supernatural Elements: Stories of spells, curses, and mystical occurrences that reflect the city's enigmatic aura. Cultural Heritage: Tales that delve into Jerusalem's rich history and diverse traditions. Human Struggles: Narratives that highlight the complexities of faith, morality, and human connections. These themes create a tapestry of stories that resonate with the timeless and unique spirit of Jerusalem. This book is a full of ...

Fans of Hallmark movies with quirky characters will enjoy this fun and heartfelt romantic comedy. “Such a fun book! You've got humor, awkward romance, Ecuador, chocolate, revenge, crazy motorcycle rides and nuns!” Goodreads Reviewer, 5 Stars The chocolate wars… Botanist Dr. Aubrey Summer has two goals for her trip to Ecuador – fulfill her bridesmaid duties and confront billionaire Marcos Alfaro about his efforts to steal her work. The wedding is being held at a hotel owned by Marcos and he’s rumored to be a guest. Along the way, Aubrey is distracted by a handsome man named Nino, a...

A tautly written and exciting yarn published when Yates was at the height of his powers, this is a real potboiler of the very best kind – tension, cliffhangers, wit and pace. Both a thriller and a humorous romance, the book draws heavily on the author’s own (somewhat bitter) experiences. It gives an insight into Yates’ rather scabrous views – and is a great read.

It's hard to describe a collection of weird (and possibly decent) short stories—so why try? Why not read them instead?

Nova Skylar is tired of her dead end job as cruise ship nurse aboard Entitled, an interstellar pleasure vessel catering to Packars, a sedentary humanoid species. Nurse Nova is looking forward to a long-awaited vacation on the idyllic planet Jolieterre with her human lover, Randy, when an attack by space pirates ruins her plans. Science fiction, humor, short story

Ever wanted to ask someone out on a date? Ever wanted someone to provide some motivation for doing it? Inside you'll find tips and tricks for how to survive being a single women-loving woman whether you ID as queer, gay, lesbian, bisexual, pansexual, or anything else on the spectrum of sexuality. Heck some hetero people might find the information funny and useful!

This is an original-content joke book for adults who don’t get excited very easily. If you can enter a nightmare with an unaltered pulse and respond to a hellscape with a barely perceptible smile, the odd amusements within these pages should at least pluck a lip muscle.