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IMPORTANT: PLEASE NOTE THIS BOOK IS INCOMPLETE!! SEE BELOW FOR DETAILS! The far side of the Level is weird. Really weird. Phil’s on a quest. He’s not found who he’s seeking yet, but as long as there are huge, terrifying monsters to fight, and as long as he gets to spend time with Liz, he’s hopeful that everything will work out. But then he finds the child, and everything gets, well, complicated… Dave’s having a spot of R&R. The weird thing in his case is that he’s doing so within the confines of a story. And as oddly soothing as it is to relive the same tale again and again, ...

Excite, entice and embrace your fears with these creepy and kooky, mysterious and spooky characters and goings-on in Mortal End, which is loaded with frightful fun for a scary good time. If you are a fan of adult fairytales, dark fantasy, suspense, or mystery, then you will love Mortal End. It is a book that will stay with you long after you finish reading it. REVIEWS: "The spookiest treat for Halloween's right here. 178 pages of dark, twisted & mysterious goings on." - Jonathan Ross "Toula Mavridou-Messer has one of the most creative minds I have ever come across. In fact, her imagination ...

No. 1 Best Seller in Rural Life Humor, Nature Writing, Animal Care & Pet Essays, and Humor Essays. When Geoffrey and Denise drag their family off to live in a dilapidated old farmhouse in rural New Zealand, it isn’t long before things go awry. Denise’s misguided choice of livestock wreaks havoc, adding to Geoffrey’s handyman headaches. Unearthed relics and the appearance of a resident ghost reveal an unfolding story from the past. Can the sanctuary of the house help Denise heal from loss and heartbreak? Will the Spiritualist church manage to oust the ghost? Will Geoffrey ever complete...

The second Plunge story ... all about the first time When Kathy took The Plunge! ... Hal was a minor figure in the tale Now it is his turn to be the centre of the action. The things we do for love!

Can a man be too handsome? In the summer of 1959 “outlandishly handsome” San Francisco resident Ray Corber makes his living moving pianos—all by himself. Put off by women's “ulterior motives,” this 25-year-old Adonis is inclined to avoid emotional entanglements. Then he's recruited to star in a new play: “The Handsomest Man in the World.” Suddenly Ray finds himself the center of attention by the press, his clamoring fans, and even more enraptured females. Can Ray cope with his new celebrity and the complications of an actor's life? Take a wild ride with this “blue-eyed ...

A collection of beautiful handcrafted stories with animals set as their themes. Contains a mixture of Fantasy, fable, and personal stories. Humor, twists, and strange storytelling within My works have been published in three different collections this past year alone. At present, I have received eleven five-star reviews across all regions. I take tremendous pride in the quality of my works. I enjoy creating stories that are both unique and complex in their design. If you're looking for something that is easy to read, full of imagination, with a splash of dark humor, this book should be the ...

A collection of humorous boyhood stories from the 1950s and 1960s in pre-independent Rhodesia (now Zimbabwe). Because of the era about which the book has been written, the author has stayed with the historical names of the towns in the country's eastern border region, where he grew up. Growing up in a farming community afforded ample opportunity for mischief and naughtiness, and it is served up on the pages of this hysterically funny book in large amounts. The book starts off with a story about how at age seven, the author and his indomitable friend 'Carshy' stalked the farm's stud dairy ...

This highly surreal and violent fantasy novella shifts settings and perspectives as the meaning of life according to George Ramirez, the wacky protagonist, becomes more clear.

What do you do when you find yourself falling for the wrong guy on a reality TV dating show? Welcome to my world. I'm Phoebe Wilson, ultimate hopeless romantic. I mean, I've devoured Pride and Prejudice so many times that even Jane Austen would give me a high-five. So, when the chance to be on the reality TV show “Dating Mr. Darcy” popped up, it was a total no brainer for me. It’s Mr. Darcy, people! The embodiment of romantic perfection. But there’s a hitch. My heart has taken a detour to the guy standing in the wings. That's right, I'm falling for Mr. Darcy’s best friend, Mr. ...

Disillusioned after a disasterous relationship, Jennifer Wren returns to her home town in Norfolk, hoping to quietly rebuild her life and help sort her brother's life out as well. A hilarious feel good comedy, full of twists and turns, which leads Jennifer to reappraise her life. Does she want another relationship so soon after her break-up? On top of that, crime lurks the streets of Staithesby and inadvertently she become involved in trying to solve it. The Marigold Café and Bookshop is written in our usual light-hearted, tongue in cheek, heart- warming, feel good style. We hope you enjoy...

This book is without doubt the ultimate guide to the psychology of attracting the opposite sex and becoming a Master PUA Pick up Artist. You will learn secrets of psychology, hypnosis, nlp, magic and cold reading and much more. Subtitled “How to Get Laid 365+ Times a Year!” – Hypnotism & Sex was written by Royle in his former stage name of Alex-Leroy and has been featured in practically every UK Daily & Sunday Newspaper, Numerous International Publications and as part of many magazine and TV or Radio show features! The contents are controversial to say the least and reveal how to ...

In 1978 America is still licking its wounds from the Vietnam War, an impeached president and skyrocketing oil prices. The people of the country are suspicious, questioning their government at every turn, and it’s an environment allowing conspiracy theories to flourish. It shouldn’t be a surprise one of these theories parallels a long-standing enigma we typically laugh at when we see it – and we see it all too often. Specifically, we look in wonder at the people who not only have a complete ineptitude when using power tools, but we also fear for their lives when they do so. Ironically,...

Some days you’re the one! And some days you’re the zero. But no matter what, computer programmers always do their bit. In the real world of information technology, programmers can go from hero to zero in a nanosecond. Sometimes we are master pastry chefs, kneading, molding, and shaping fine data into intricate informational croquembouches for our clients’ consumption. But many of us work in organizations where our users, co-workers, and managers seem to be operating in states of perpetual stack overflow. So all too often, we are dung beetles—gathering, shaping, and rolling heaping ...

Graham Woodcock, Mr Grey to his employees, and just Cocky to his mates, is a multi-millionaire. He is giving the opening speech in New York at another of his phenomenally successful timber yards and tool outlets. He spots a beautiful women in the audience who has just knocked the man out standing in front of her. She’s a very forward lady. Her eyes; both of them - even the one that wanders a bit, are damp with passion for him (not the man she’s just knocked out, obviously). Or is it the sawdust that’s blowing about in the wind? Who is she? Why is she there? How does she lick that mole...

The Sweet Fist had always been a joke. A villain with no superpowers, he was merely a guy with some martial arts moves that dressed up in a costume with a candy theme. He was an embarrassment to the supervillain community. But now, released after spending twenty years in prison, Victor Volkov, aka the Sweet Fist, has got himself a System, a symbiotic inter-dimensional being that thrives through its Host’s success. The System has informed him he has children and even some grandchildren. In exchange for new powers and hidden knowledge, the System wants the villain to reunite with his family...

This book will make you laugh! In these tense times of uncertainty and division, this remarkable book is just what the doctor ordered! The book is filled with hilarious and humorously told stories. A self-described nerd, the author recounts his experiences growing up in the '50s and the endless predicaments he has found himself in throughout his life. From spending formative years as a missionary in Japan to learning life lessons in Las Vegas, Mancini's antics seem never-ending. His days looking for love, as he says in all the wrong places, are very funny. You will surely laugh at the ...

A STORY OF REALITIES, SPACE AND STUFF Dave’s new job, working on the wall of Copernicus sets off a series of events that just keep escalating really, what starts as political discourse somehow ends up being a race through time, space, and reality itself. Join a group of weirdos and oddballs as they explore the very complex social and physical aspects of the ‘stuff’ that surrounds them. A multiverse is an odd place and very odd things happen inside of it, so much so you can lose sight of whatever it was you thought was not odd, to begin with.

700+ Hilarious Jokes for Seniors and Adults of All Ages – Laugh Out Loud with Timeless Grandpa Humor! Do you love a good laugh? What if you could brighten up any day with side-splitting jokes that are both cheesy and clever? "Grandpa Jokes" is packed with over 700 laugh-out-loud jokes that are perfect for sharing with friends and family or enjoying by yourself whenever you need a hearty chuckle! Why This Book is a Must-Have: Perfect for Any Occasion: From family gatherings to casual get-togethers, these jokes are guaranteed to lighten the mood and create joyful memories. Fun and Clean ...

Award-winning author: 2020 Readers' Favorite Silver Medal *** ‘A fun mix of facts that will surprise and amuse you.’ The Wishing Shelf Book Awards This book is full of fun and verified facts, presented in an accessible manner that I hope will provide you with hours of entertainment. My objective has been to provide you with a lifetime supply of icebreakers and points of discussion. Amaze your friends and family by telling them that all the planets in our Solar System could fit in the distance between Earth and the Moon or that flamingos can drink boiling water. Following the success of ...

Buckle up for a wild ride through the financial absurdity with "How to Make 10k in Ten Days," a laugh-out-loud parody that takes a hilarious spin on the world of get-rich-quick schemes. Written by Heather Alfonso, a self-proclaimed master of financial hilarity, this book is your passport to a sidesplitting journey through outrageous strategies and ludicrous tips that promise to turn your financial woes into belly laughs. Inside the pages of this parody masterpiece, you'll encounter: 🤑 Outrageous Get-Rich-Quick Schemes: From selling intergalactic real estate to starting a unicorn rodeo, ...