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If you fail at Pee-Wee Hockey, you fail at life. Right? Charlie and Kate Miller are involved, supportive parents who have always loved to watch their little athlete play. Until now. When their son Brett makes a competitive U12 ice hockey team, they have no idea how fully it will engulf their lives. It quickly becomes apparent, however, that to the dad-coach and parents around them youth hockey isn’t just for fun—it’s a way of life. While the Millers attempt to keep perspective, they slowly find themselves spending endless hours of idle time at the rink, jockeying for the affections of...

A wonderfully funny sequel to The Mouse That Roared. The Duchy of Grand Fenwick, the world's smallest country, whose army of 20 longbow men defeated the United States in The Mouse that Roared is back again. While the Americans and the Soviets are racing to claim the moon, Grand Fenwick's famous physicist makes the perfect rocket fuel from the zingiest wine in the world and the SPACE RACE IS ON! Books in The Grand Fenwick Series: Books 2 through 5 are best read after The Mouse That Roared, but all of the books can be read and enjoyed at any point in the series. Book 1: The Mouse That Roared ...

Smart, beautiful, and ambitious, Scarlett Wilson never thought that trouble could be that irresistible. After she wakes up in a handsome stranger’s bed, with nothing but the vague memories of the night they spent together, her life changes tremendously. What she thought was the biggest mistake ever, turns out to be the only thing her body and mind would never let her forget. Who would have thought that the only witness to Scarlett’s night adventures would become the new head of her father’s company that she had been dreaming to head for years? The owner of the most gorgeous face and ...

Library whispers to wedding bells faster than you can say, “overdue book fines.” He's Rivermint Cove's most eligible bachelor—and I’m the awkward librarian. He’s also, inconveniently, my best friend’s brother. What started out as an innocent blind date ended in Nate blurting out that we were engaged and asking me to play along. So, I did what any logical bookworm would do: I dove headfirst into the role, swapping the quiet of my library for the whirlwind of make-believe matrimony. Now, I'm dodging congratulations and attending eye-opening couples retreats while battling my real ...

Jack Kelly goes to Lisdoonvarna to find a wife and uncovers a dead body instead. Robert Kelly, former police detective, wants his son to find love at the Lisdoonvarna Matchmaking festival in Ireland. Instead they find a dead body in this funny, page-turning thriller which features murder, a chaotic hurling match, a frightening horse race and squadrons of priest and nuns patrolling all the matchmaking dances like guards at a prison camp. The Kelly's investigate against the backdrop of an impending civil war in Ireland, disapproving religious and a town's ruthless approach to matchmaking. Can...

The Toxic Boyfriend Handbook is a darkly entertaining pseudo-parody, offering a twisted, tongue-in-cheek guide to crafting the ultimate manipulative, toxic boyfriend character. While it might seem like it’s dishing out real toxic advice, the true goal is to help authors develop flawed, realistic characters that captivate readers. Packed with over 150,000 words (575 pages) of strategies on creating possessive lovers, charming liars, and master manipulators, this book goes beyond typical writing guides. It's an insightful and exaggerated deep dive into toxic behaviors, blending satire with ...

Tyler Chambers doesn't have to look for trouble, it finds him. He is not happy when his assignment is switched from living a carefree life sailing around the South Pacific to working in a stressful environment in the cold, wet climate of Scotland. Darcy Novak is an ambitious, cultured woman trying to make it in a man's world. She's determined to prove she can cut it as an officer in charge of repairing nuclear submarines, despite some colleagues' negative attitudes and wanting her to fail. What she needs is an ally. Tyler's efforts to fly under the radar catch Darcy's attention and he ...

What do you get when you mix divine visions, secret wives, homemade money, and a printing press smashed by order of God’s self-declared mouthpiece? A body on the jailhouse floor and a story too wild for Sunday School. In this blisteringly funny, historically ruthless follow-up to Before the Revelation, Argor Barpha drags you through the final years of Joseph Smith—the American mystic who wasn’t content just starting a church. He wanted a kingdom. Maybe even a crown. From the ruins of Kirtland to the blood-soaked cornfields of Missouri, from the swamp city of Nauvoo to the Carthage ...

A satirical retro thriller that blends over-the-top comedy and adrenaline-pumping action to explore the absurdity of nuclear weapons. But be warned: this novel isn’t afraid to push THE BUTTON. Wannabe journalist Steven Leonard thinks he’s found his big break: uncovering the world’s most dangerous secret agent, Hunter Gunne. Once a legendary badass, Hunter is now a disillusioned recluse, questioning whether the world is even worth saving. But Steven’s unexpected visit brings more than questions—he’s unwittingly led a team of mercenaries straight to her door. Now, Steven and ...

Continuation of the wildly popular A Stupid Boy series. The A Better Man series books cover David's life in college. David is moving on to tackle college. His plan is to continue where he left off in high school. He would win a couple of national championships in football. Maybe win a college world series just for kicks. To appease his parents, he would get his degree … all while knee-deep in coeds. Then he would play both baseball and football professionally as he raked in endorsement deals. Welp. Find out how well that works out for him in the first book of a new series – Missed ...

The second edition of Secrets of a Phone Sex Operator is an extension of the first. Covering an additional 60 pages of information. These editions include more information about how I got started and what it's like to own a company, more stories about the clients I've talked to, and a bonus section about how to become a phone sex operator. The book is to help everyone understand the truth behind the phone sex industry, the people, the callers, the fantasies. I will get into stories and explanations of different fetishes such as adult babies, sissification. CBT, underage, mutual masturbation...

A Modern picaresque novel following the exploits of Don Kehoe; a drunk, wife-beater and hack, as his life disintegrates around him. A whirlwind ride through the social underbelly, backside, and dark alleyways of Dublin City. A haze of beer-infected ribaldry and fornication that The Ginger Man himself would appreciate. Don Kehoe is a failing journalist with a thirst for beer and women and a propensity to use his fists when words would suffice. As Don's life disintegrates around him and his dreams of permanent paying employment slips slowly away, and his woman turfs him out on the streets of ...

One week in Bangkok - a funny, heartwarming, adult fact and (barely) fiction look at a journey through the adult tourist heart of this famous city that in some places will make you breathless with laughter as well as blushing with embarrassment. The vast majority of what is written here is from real experience, which makes it all the more revealing and hilarious. This is why the names have been changed to protect the innocent. Bangkok is a cultural heartland. It is the most incredible place to experience, for a number of reasons. This book is focused on the adult tourist industry that draws...

The Plunge, is all about getting out of your comfort zone to achieve something. Taking the plunge. George had made fleeting appearances in the three earlier stories, well this is his story. He is the longest story so far .., and he is a busy man. He runs his own business, he is Kathy's father, father-in-law to Hal and Jo's big brother. Not surprisingly, he is too busy to tell his tale, so his wife Penny has taken on the task. She has been there from the beginning and met the important people that came before. Enjoy

Aliens arrive at Earth expecting this to be just another in a long series of planets harvested for resources. They argue over the details of the Ultimatum they plan to slap down at the World Court; but they land in the parking lot of the Food Court. When the door of the spaceship opens, an irresistible aroma pulls them into a completely new and mesmerizing experience—delicious food! One bite into a taco and their plans for exploitation are forgotten.

Glass House is the eleventh instalment of Andrea Frazer’s Falconer Files, a detective series chock-full of picture-postcard villages, dastardly deeds, and a delightful slice of humour. 'This is an entertaining and well written mystery and number eleven in this excellent series. The main characters are likeable - even lovable - there are intriguing plots and plenty of humour as well as serious investigation.' Reader review 'This series is turning into another Midsomer Murders, surprised there is anyone left alive. The author has cleverly made use of the public fascination with reality ...

For readers who enjoy laugh-out-loud moments, a splattering of romance and one quite magnificent heroine. Mary Brown is back in box set format for the third time. In BOX SET THREE of her fabulously funny novels, follow Mary Brown in 'A Friend in Need' as she goes chasing around the country to find out whether Charlie's boyfriend is being faithful to her, then join her for 'Dog Days' as she gets herself a puppy and integrates herself into the dog walking community. Then...it's 'Don't Mention the Hen Weekend' as Mary goes off on a hen weekend like no other (spoiler alert - they end up in jail...

I fell in love with Mr. Darcy on a reality TV show. Cue the happily ever after. Can you believe it? Me, Emma Brady, the girl who managed to turn reality TV humiliation into a real-life fairy tale, has fallen head over heels for my own Mr. Darcy while the entire nation watched. Yep, I'm the living proof that even the most unlikely of matches can light up the screen. And guess what? Hold onto your tiaras because now my Mr. Darcy has gone and proposed, complete with a promise of happily ever after in his posh English manor. Cue the confetti cannons and unicorns, right? Not so fast. Life ...

Get ready for fun, mischief, a bit of danger, and a whole lot of cuteness! This is Katie's story--and it's one grand adventure! Katie is sad. With the Holidays over, things have calmed down in Mountainville. In fact, most of her friends are out of town. She's bored stiff. But at least she has a vacation to look forward to. Her Daddy, Bradley, is attending a fire safety conference in Seattle. When he's done, she'll fly up to meet him for some quality time with Daddy. But when misfortune and sinister forces spring up, it's going to take every bit of luck she has just to reach her destination....

From babyhood on, the guilt never ends. Was I overly harsh with that discipline? Should I really let my children cry themselves to sleep? I’m such a loser for needing time to myself. My husband is going to divorce me due to neglect. Have I fed my child anything green in the last six years? I just know my teenager lies because of that one time I dropped her on her head when she was a baby! “Mother-in-law guilt is worse than parental guilt! My mother-in-law was judgmental about everything from the bottle I gave to the diaper I changed. She questioned everything I did because ‘we ...