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*All books in the Klutzy Collection can be read as standalones.* Book two in the Klutzy Collection: The only thing more disastrous than Emma Young’s clumsiness is her dating record. After kissing one too many frogs, she’s ready to give up on men, retreat to her Irish hometown, and embrace a future of sweatpants and spinsterhood. Too bad her mother didn't get the memo. So when Winnie learns that the hunky handyman she hired for her daughter is none other than Roan McKabe, the one who got away (but barely since Emma ran into his car), she decides Roan is the perfect man to fix more than ...

Determined to fulfill his dream after the death of his brother, Tom comes face to face with the wild forces of the western frontier. Working through the challenges that stand in his way, the young man struggles to survive as he fights, bleeds, and loves, earning his right to be a mountain man.

This cozy series has everything you want and more: an eclectic cast of characters, a mystery or two, and diligent detectives on duty. The detectives, feline and canine, figure it all out, but they have a dickens of a time getting the humans to understand them. The series, Tiger Lily’s Café, is set in a Midwestern town nestled into the sunset coast of a Great Lake. The setting itself acts as a character, bringing the reader into the sights, sounds and smells of the small resort community of Chelsea. Read the series in order, or read any book alone. Each volume stands alone with a clear ...

This collection of fly-fishing humor is interspersed with nostalgic stories from an award-winning author and fisherman. Topics include the dangers of fly-tying, carnivorous fly-eating trees, and persnickety fish. Whether you are an arm-chair fisherman or one with well-earned leaky waders, A Creek Trickles Through It will be a welcome addition to your fishing library. This book won the First Place Excellence In Craft award from the Southeastern Outdoor Press Association.

When the system fails you, sometimes justice requires a different approach—and the perfect pair of socks. After her abusive ex-boyfriend walks free despite overwhelming evidence, Sasha Williams reaches her breaking point. Armed with nothing but determination, a notebook listing those who've wronged her, and a collection of statement socks, she embarks on a mission to balance the scales of justice her own way. As her targets begin meeting bizarre "accidental" ends, Sasha transforms from victim to vigilante, attracting both devoted followers and relentless pursuers. But when her one loyal ...

When the aging comic Sonny Stein died on stage during his act on a cruise ship, he found that arriving to Heaven’s Comedy club was the easy part. Staying there was going to be a bit more difficult. Challenged to go back to Earth and do three good deeds to avoid being sent down to H.E. double hockey sticks was the hard part. He had a week to: Help a young comic, save a showgirl in distress, and foil a gangster mob. Sonny landed in Gamblers Eden, the thirty billion dollar domed casino built in the desert ninety miles from Las Vegas. The casino complex, complete with its own nuclear reactor ...

As a young man, the author lived in various places in the US and abroad while serving in the US Air Force. This is not a book about military adventures, but is rather a collection of interactions and experiences from those travels. Written with humor and candor, Echoes From My Military Past tells about the good, the bad, the tragic, and the silly when it comes to the people involved. The military is the backdrop to the author’s experiences, and it was also the vehicle that put him in these sometimes fantastical situations. Whether you served or not, you’ll find entertainment and ...

No good deed goes unpunished. When Benjamin finds out he is a bone marrow match for a young boy in desperate need, he gladly volunteers to be a donor. But then a routine MRI shows something lining the bones of Benjamin’s pelvis and this discovery changes the world. There are words and symbols covering the inner linings of Benjamin’s entire body. Even more surprising is that the words seem to have a message and an agenda. Scientific breakthroughs are soon being made using formulas found inside Ben’s body, but the strangest thing of all is that the words seem to have the power to heal ...

A fortune buried in graves, a voodoo priestess who knows where, and a hillbilly willing to dig! Their plot doesn’t stand a chance against a cartel killer, but the odds don’t matter, when you’re really bad at math.

Flash fiction for weirdos.

Fukced up flash fiction stories, fukced up images, and a fukced up dream. Note: If you are a really fast reader, then you'll probably finish reading this book in six minutes and sixty-six seconds. Or if you are a really slow reader, then you'll probably finish reading this book in six years and sixty-six days or something like that. And if you can't read at all, then you'll enjoy about 1/3 of it as a story told in pictures!

Real life medical drama is OK...but true stories of Emergency Medicine that make you laugh out loud are better! Mike Cyra spent twenty-years working in Emergency Medicine and Trauma Surgery as a Surgical Technologist, an Emergency Medical Technician on ambulances, a Bering Sea Medic and an Instructor of Emergency Medicine. Mike's unique comedic storytelling style of writing is hilarious. Experience what it's like to drive an emergency vehicle through traffic. Learn the wrong way to deliver a baby, how to fake unconsciousness, fun ways to chop all your fingers off, and why controlling your ...

I was saved by a scorching hot single dad from the fiery inferno that almost took my life… and in return I gave him my v-card. I had no idea Alexander Caldwell was the secret billionaire threatening to destroy the marine world I’ve devoted my life to protect. By the time I discover his true identity, it’s too late. His strong hands on my body ignite desires within me I never knew existed. But he’s not just more than a decade older than me, he’s my public adversary and we’re playing for opposite teams. Our passion together is like a fire too wild to control. And now my first time...

Is it possible to fall in love in one evening with a complete stranger? Ian Parker is about to find out. Ian is the proprietor of a successful local coffee house, in a suburb of Detroit. He wasn't expecting to fall head over heels in love with the beautiful, petite blonde that graced his presence, the weekend before Christmas, but he did. And how! When Nixie Davenport drove up to The Coffee Cabin on a Friday night, in a stolen car, she had no idea what kind of evening she was in for. The Coffee Cabin picks up where Alley Girl left off, only now Dalen Reese is part owner of The Coffee Cabin,...

Nash and Maggie Gray have five kids, four girls and one boy. Watch how their son deals with his crazy sisters. You’ve read about the Gray Brothers and their crazy family. Wait until you meet Nash and Maggie’s kids. If you thought the Gray Brothers were crazy, you haven’t seen anything yet with The Gray Sisters. Hilarity is about to ensue with this family. *Images belong solely to the original owner.

Perfect for fans of Gervase Phinn, James Herriot and Alexander McCall Smith. Father Okoli dreams of owning a flock of hens and studying for a PhD, when his bishop saddles him with yet another parish to look after. But as Father moves to Moreton-on-the-Edge, a farming village in the English Cotswolds, he’s plugged into a community of warm-hearted characters, from the motherly parish secretary to her septuagenarian neighbour who’s become a cycling champion, and from teenagers requiring driving lessons to atheist publicans who believe in miracles. Between a wacky race and a scarecrow ...

A humorous, feel-good read! When newcomer and single mum Becca goes to a school PTA meeting, she is handed the task of looking after the village book swap – a dirty, smelly phone box full of unloved books. She’d much rather be finding a job, or some friends. Unfortunately, though, her daughter Ellie decides she loves the book swap, so Becca has no choice in the matter. Can Becca find her feet in the village and make the book swap something to be proud of? And who is the book swap’s mysterious benefactor?

Enzo Abbatelli had a nice little counterfeit credit card business going until a frustrated criminal mastermind named Vittorio Pellegrino decided Enzo was cut out for greater things. For years Pellegrino had dreamed of committing the perfect crime, and now he had it all figured out. They would kidnap the son of shady multimillionaire Salvatore Aragona, and with the ransom money they could take it easy for the rest of their lives. Pellegrino had found just the right people for the job: handsome green-eyed Beppe to care for the baby; roguish Enzo to play the role of the kid’s “daddy”; ...

When her husband John, the love of her life, passed away, Mabel Dixon felt as though her life was over. Now, thirteen months later, she has sold their house, purchased an apartment, and has reluctantly opened a new chapter in her life at what was promised to be the ultimate in senior living. Still grieving, hopelessly depressed, and surrounded by old people, Mabel is trying to come to terms with aging and her new environment when she is befriended by Gladys Sorensen, who might just be the craziest old lady she has ever met. Through their newfound friendship, Mabel gradually begins to ...

On that day, he saved me and helped me land my dream job, then vanished heartlessly after getting me pregnant. Little did I know that he would become the catalyst for an unforeseen series of events. Now, four years later, he's the company's new owner and my new boss. I don't plan on telling him about our four-year-old daughter, but the weight of this secret burdens me with immense guilt. While his grumpy reputation precedes him, I've discovered a soft spot in his heart. He goes to great lengths to protect me and our daughter, not even knowing she's his. Despite the pain he caused me, there ...