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Welcome to the Wonderful World of British Slang! If you’ve ever been baffled by Brits waffling on about being knackered, pulling a sicky, or scoring a top bins goal, you’re in the right place. British slang is as rich and varied as the country itself, shaped by history, regional accents, and a love for playful language. Whether you’re a visitor trying to decode British banter, a language enthusiast, or just someone who fancies a bit of fun with words, this book will take you on a proper tour of the best slang Britain has to offer. Unlike a standard dictionary, this book is all about ...

Welcome to the Skin Show Hi. I’m Kristin. I’m 38 years old, my thighs touch, my boobs are slightly uneven, and I haven’t worn real pants since the Obama administration. You’re reading this because you’re at least curious about being naked, or maybe you’re just looking for a book to hide behind while you’re secretly topless on your back porch. Either way, welcome to the magical, breezy, and slightly sunburn-prone world of nude living. Let me get one thing out of the way: I wasn’t born nude. Well, I was, obviously, but I mean spiritually. Metaphorically. Existentially. My ...

This book of poems you will enjoy Man or woman, girl or boy. Some will help you get inspired. Even when you're awfully tired. Some were written by my mother. They will thrill you like no other. Some are sonnets that wil teach That anything's within your reach. Some were written so that one Can just enjoy and have some fun. Read this book, and in a while You'll just relax and grin and smile.

He is her matchmaker. She is his worst client. At 32, Diana is battle-worn from the modern dating trenches. Sarcasm is her armor. Signed up for a matchmaking service by her best friend, she braces for disappointment. But then she meets Nate—the charming matchmaker who believes she deserves more. Too bad he is completely off limits... or is he? This laugh-out-loud romcom is a standalone novella in The Matchmaker Files—a series of interconnected romances set inside a modern matchmaking agency. You’ll love it if you like: Cinnamon roll heroes Grumpy-meets-sunshine vibes (grumpy heroine) ...

The year is 2030, and America has finally collapsed. The former ruling plutocracy has flown the coop, reconstituting themselves in a wealthy residential area of Buenos Aires, their vast wealth withdrawn from America and shuttled off to Zurich and the Cayman Islands. American political progressives undertake the task of rebuilding the country from the ground up. Chief among these is Sam Field, a middle-aged man going back and forth between therapy sessions and political organization. Once a reporter for the Washington Post, he is now consultant to a journalistic consortium. He is also caught...

Look, I know what you’re thinking. “Kristin, why the hell would anyone buy a car nude?” And to that, I say, have you met me? Let me back up. I’ve always been a Subaru girl. Born and bred in the soggy pine-scented bosom of the Pacific Northwest, where everyone wears flannel and pretends they enjoy hiking, I’ve owned three Outbacks and a Forester. My very first car was a Honda Civic that coughed like a smoker every time I turned left, but once I hit adulthood and got a big-girl job and could afford an upgrade, it was Subaru life forever. Until recently. My last Outback, a 2016, ...

Okay listen, if you're clutching your pearls already, you might wanna set this book down gently, back away slowly, and go find a nice cozy read about crocheting tea cozies or organizing sock drawers by mood. This book? This book is about being naked. Literally. Fully. Consistently. Sometimes boldly, sometimes accidentally, sometimes with a tube of aloe vera and a very sunburned left boob. Hi. I'm Kristin. I’m 38, proudly Pacific Northwest born and wine-soaked, living just outside Seattle where it rains more than my mother’s judgmental comments at Thanksgiving. I drive a Volvo XC60, ...

A sexy blonde with a network of computer geeks. A quirky sidekick with an axe to grind. A deadly chase through a retirement community. Susie Jones spent years building an online shopping business. She’s content with her thriving free-spirited life until her love-life hits rock bottom, leaving a hole she can’t fill. When the FBI offers her an exciting new life, which includes a sexy supervisor, Susie seizes the chance despite her misgivings. As the nosy neighbor grates on her last nerve, she stops and realizes bodies are piling up, and her first assignment could be her last! If you’re ...

This book is not about celebrity gossip; it's about my personal experiences meeting and working with many celebrities. This book can be considered a memoir of my life, as it contains personal information about my travels, work, and experiences as a musician, soundman, and in life. I have always had a knack for storytelling, so I hope you enjoy the many stories of my celebrity encounters.

I didn’t move to Clearwater for romance—I came for my dream job: Marketing Director at the upscale Sandpiper Resort. I told myself this move was strictly professional. Not about the beautiful beaches. And definitely not about the hot volleyball players. Okay, maybe I was kidding myself—especially about the hot volleyball players. Then Will Clarkson paddles into my life. One paddleboard lesson with this former lawyer turned beach bum, and suddenly my five-year plan springs a leak. He’s sharp, hilarious, and unfairly attractive in board shorts. But I’ve got enough on my plate—like...

"The book Bryson should have written.“ Calling all cruisers! Hilarious advice of an inept, budget-minded traveler on cruising the high seas in comfort ‒ with a panoply of quirky, highly original stories along the way. Jam packed with tips, information and a boatload of fun! If you enjoy the travel books of Bill Bryson and others, you’ll surely enjoy the adventures of the bungling Rupert Flange and his frustrated editor as they travel to places as varied as Peru, Iceland, London. Edinburgh, New York and the Panama Canal – to ripple only the surface. The perfect companion for your ...

***Ain't no spice here. This is a kisses-only romcom*** I’m teamed up with a man I hate on a scoop that could be my Big Break. Years ago, Blake McGregor sabotaged my career, robbing me of the interview that would change my life. Absolute humiliation. Comically, on the long drive to our assignment, I eventually recognize my nemesis sitting beside me. But tragically, the penny drops only after I begin to catch feelings for my back-stabbing cameraman. I grit my teeth and focus on the brief: report the story about Boston Bullets’ bad boy for News Breaks International, then get back to base ...

Running a beachside café and bookstore? Easy peasy. But choosing between my thriving business and moving across the country with a boyfriend of three months? Not a chance. Enter Eric Harrington—resort owner with a fundraiser crisis and somehow convinced I’m the miracle he needs. Hosting his event at Sunrise Café sounds like a win-win. But after a few late-night planning sessions and one too many accidental smiles, the lines between business and something personal start to blur. We both know better than to mix business with pleasure. And yet, Eric has a way of making “strictly ...

One cabin. One impossible connection. One chance to rewrite the rules. Pia I came to the mountains to clear my head, finish my thesis, and maybe breathe for the first time in years. I didn’t expect him—my brother’s best friend, NHL golden boy, Liam Mitchell. Older. Brooding. Off-limits. He’s supposed to be a summer complication. A distraction. But then he touches me like I’m the only thing keeping him grounded. And I’m starting to wonder… maybe I am. Liam I came here to disappear. Anxiety, burnout, pressure I can’t explain—hockey used to be my escape. Now it’s my cage. ...

A captivating spy story, brimming with more twists and turns than a Golden Ager’s hula-hoop convention, Hornett’s debut comedy novel introduces the world to Britain's latest, and most endearing, special agent, Maggie Matheson. Fans of Richard Osman's Murder Club books and The Hundred Year-Old Man Who Climbed Out the Window and Disappeared by Jonas Jonasson will simply love this book. “A laugh-out-loud spy thriller with a twist. Maggie is a thumping good story which keeps you guessing to the end” “Hilarious... you’ll fall in love with eccentric Maggie in minutes..." “Maggie ...

AWARD WINNER - 2024 The Incipere Awards - 2nd Place (Clean Romance) *Ain't no spice here. This is a kisses-only sweet romantic comedy.* Rule #1: Never fall in love on vacation in Italy. Any romantic notions of being an artist and finding true love are in the trash. After kissing Gianni on a bridge in Florence, he left me waiting. And waiting. My vacay is over, so I fly back to NYC, heartbroken. I guess you could say I’m stuck in that gelato-sweet moment. All I have are foolish teenage memories, a high-maintenance cat that I inherited, and a painting that Gianni gave me. Oh, well. Then, ...

A Dirty Joke Book for Adults You wont stop laughing with "World's Funniest Jokes". An incredible collection of dirty jokes, puns and humor targeted mainly at adults. Guaranteed to make you laugh out loud, you will love sharing these jokes with your buddies. Customers with Kindle Unlimited and Amazon Prime can read this book for FREE. And, if for some reason, you are not 100% satisfied, you get your money back!

Book 15 in the Bestselling Mellow Summers Series. It's a cozy mystery with a paranormal twist! Thanksgiving is coming up and Mel is looking forward to a few days off, but all of that goes out the window the moment a strange cat shows up at her door. Thinking that it is lost, she lets it in, but soon learns that not all is at it seems. Stuck following a trail of clues left by her new furry accomplice, Mel finds herself caught up in a web of mystery, involving a rare blue diamond and an heiress. Will Mel discover the truth before she becomes its next victim?Get this fun, light-hearted read ...

Ryan Jackson and Elizabeth Valentine can't stand each other. Unfortunately for them, their parents get along great and decide to play matchmaker in a very unusual way. In order to keep their jobs, they agree to marry for four months and spend their honeymoon in a remote Alaskan cabin. But they are determined that their parents' ruse will never work. Nope. They will return to Omaha and get an annulment. And it all goes according to plan...until Ryan decides to wants to stay married. Then all bets are off. *The Omaha Contemporary Romance Series has three books: Book 1: With This Ring I Thee ...

A feisty 60-something woman and a beautiful spirit - or ghost or apparition, whatever you want to call Irma - solve kooky mysteries. If you like kooky mysteries, you'll love Mabel and Irma. Short Read for that airplane flight! Mabel Gold's trip to Daytona Beach during its famous Bike Week is one for the books! The excitement of thousands of bikers celebrating for ten whole days is excitement on high octane. But it seems wherever Mabel goes, she gets herself involved in solving a murder. Ever since she gave up being a Long Island housewife and turned into a 60+ adventurer, Mabel has been on ...