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A sexy blonde with a network of computer geeks. A quirky sidekick with an axe to grind. A deadly chase through a retirement community. Susie Jones spent years building an online shopping business. She’s content with her thriving free-spirited life until her love-life hits rock bottom, leaving a hole she can’t fill. When the FBI offers her an exciting new life, which includes a sexy supervisor, Susie seizes the chance despite her misgivings. As the nosy neighbor grates on her last nerve, she stops and realizes bodies are piling up, and her first assignment could be her last! If you’re ...

Welcome to the Wonderful World of British Slang! If you’ve ever been baffled by Brits waffling on about being knackered, pulling a sicky, or scoring a top bins goal, you’re in the right place. British slang is as rich and varied as the country itself, shaped by history, regional accents, and a love for playful language. Whether you’re a visitor trying to decode British banter, a language enthusiast, or just someone who fancies a bit of fun with words, this book will take you on a proper tour of the best slang Britain has to offer. Unlike a standard dictionary, this book is all about ...

Hi, I’m Kristin, and I vote naked. I also cook naked, garden naked, do yoga naked, have long-winded political rants naked, and once accidentally joined a Zoom school board meeting while entirely in my birthday suit. (They’ve since updated their policies. You’re welcome, Snohomish County.) If you’re clutching your pearls already, loosen your grip, darling. We’re gonna be here a while. Let me clear something up right away. Being a nudist isn’t about sex. Well, okay, sometimes it is. But mostly it’s about comfort, confidence, and the pure chaotic thrill of doing normal adult ...

Look, I know what you’re thinking. “Kristin, why the hell would anyone buy a car nude?” And to that, I say, have you met me? Let me back up. I’ve always been a Subaru girl. Born and bred in the soggy pine-scented bosom of the Pacific Northwest, where everyone wears flannel and pretends they enjoy hiking, I’ve owned three Outbacks and a Forester. My very first car was a Honda Civic that coughed like a smoker every time I turned left, but once I hit adulthood and got a big-girl job and could afford an upgrade, it was Subaru life forever. Until recently. My last Outback, a 2016, ...

I didn’t move to Clearwater for romance—I came for my dream job: Marketing Director at the upscale Sandpiper Resort. I told myself this move was strictly professional. Not about the beautiful beaches. And definitely not about the hot volleyball players. Okay, maybe I was kidding myself—especially about the hot volleyball players. Then Will Clarkson paddles into my life. One paddleboard lesson with this former lawyer turned beach bum, and suddenly my five-year plan springs a leak. He’s sharp, hilarious, and unfairly attractive in board shorts. But I’ve got enough on my plate—like...

He is her matchmaker. She is his worst client. At 32, Diana is battle-worn from the modern dating trenches. Sarcasm is her armor. Signed up for a matchmaking service by her best friend, she braces for disappointment. But then she meets Nate—the charming matchmaker who believes she deserves more. Too bad he is completely off limits... or is he? This laugh-out-loud romcom is a standalone novella in The Matchmaker Files—a series of interconnected romances set inside a modern matchmaking agency. You’ll love it if you like: Cinnamon roll heroes Grumpy-meets-sunshine vibes (grumpy heroine) ...

How do you steal back Mr. Right? Bring in Mr. Wrong. Back in high school, Mary Burns was a bit of a stalker, at least when it came to star quarterback, prom king, and all-around heartthrob, Jack Thompson. But after twenty years of “adulting”, Mary is now a responsible grown-up, with a successful career in real estate, a car payment, even a 401k plan with company matching. Jack Thompson is just a distant memory. Until … Mary drags her best friend to their high school reunion and her entire world turns upside down. While Jack Thompson was what every girl wanted and every guy wanted to ...

Running a beachside café and bookstore? Easy peasy. But choosing between my thriving business and moving across the country with a boyfriend of three months? Not a chance. Enter Eric Harrington—resort owner with a fundraiser crisis and somehow convinced I’m the miracle he needs. Hosting his event at Sunrise Café sounds like a win-win. But after a few late-night planning sessions and one too many accidental smiles, the lines between business and something personal start to blur. We both know better than to mix business with pleasure. And yet, Eric has a way of making “strictly ...

"The book Bryson should have written.“ Calling all cruisers! Hilarious advice of an inept, budget-minded traveler on cruising the high seas in comfort ‒ with a panoply of quirky, highly original stories along the way. Jam packed with tips, information and a boatload of fun! If you enjoy the travel books of Bill Bryson and others, you’ll surely enjoy the adventures of the bungling Rupert Flange and his frustrated editor as they travel to places as varied as Peru, Iceland, London. Edinburgh, New York and the Panama Canal – to ripple only the surface. The perfect companion for your ...

***Ain't no spice here. This is a kisses-only romcom*** I’m teamed up with a man I hate on a scoop that could be my Big Break. Years ago, Blake McGregor sabotaged my career, robbing me of the interview that would change my life. Absolute humiliation. Comically, on the long drive to our assignment, I eventually recognize my nemesis sitting beside me. But tragically, the penny drops only after I begin to catch feelings for my back-stabbing cameraman. I grit my teeth and focus on the brief: report the story about Boston Bullets’ bad boy for News Breaks International, then get back to base ...

Nathan Davidson’s world-altering awakening isn’t over—he’s now balancing the powers of water, earth, and fire, but today’s snorkeling excursion forces him to confront a fourth element: air. When the seductive succubus Lilith clashes with the elusive sylph Mrs. Winters over his loyalty, Nathan must navigate hidden rivalries on the open sea, uncover the true nature of his convergence gifts, and decide whether to broker peace between warring realm-born factions. Can he master all four elements—and his own destiny—before the fragile barriers between worlds collapse?

A Dirty Joke Book for Adults You wont stop laughing with "World's Funniest Jokes". An incredible collection of dirty jokes, puns and humor targeted mainly at adults. Guaranteed to make you laugh out loud, you will love sharing these jokes with your buddies. Customers with Kindle Unlimited and Amazon Prime can read this book for FREE. And, if for some reason, you are not 100% satisfied, you get your money back!

One cabin. One impossible connection. One chance to rewrite the rules. Pia I came to the mountains to clear my head, finish my thesis, and maybe breathe for the first time in years. I didn’t expect him—my brother’s best friend, NHL golden boy, Liam Mitchell. Older. Brooding. Off-limits. He’s supposed to be a summer complication. A distraction. But then he touches me like I’m the only thing keeping him grounded. And I’m starting to wonder… maybe I am. Liam I came here to disappear. Anxiety, burnout, pressure I can’t explain—hockey used to be my escape. Now it’s my cage. ...

My best friend’s little sister is the one woman I can’t have—but the only one I want. Hiring Clara Evans as my nanny was never part of the plan. The sharp-tongued redhead has been driving me crazy since we were kids and wrapped in a too-tempting smile. She challenges me, pushes my buttons and sees through my defenses. And worse, she’s living right next door. But when a business crisis leaves me desperate, I have no choice but to ask for her help. Now she’s in my house, making my son laugh when I barely remember how. Chipping away at the walls I’ve spent years building. She ...

To the Public This collection of communications from a distant time was entrusted to us by an anonymous benefactor who claimed to have discovered them within a sealed metallic vessel, buried deep in the shafts of an abandoned mine. Within these pages, an unknown chronicler recounts an extraordinary odyssey while offering counsel on the myriad trials that define existence in their era. I implore you to receive these rare testimonies as they were intended—intimate glimpses into what we must consider our future. Here, in the author's own words, lies both witness and warning from times yet to...

A man becomes infected by a hand puppet... An assassin must protect her infant son... A boxer fights for a second chance... A boy runs afoul of the law... Action, thriller, comedy, sci-fi, romance, horror - All genres of fiction are on full display in this anthology of short stories from Mike Miller. No two tales are alike in this wildly eclectic and entertaining collection.

A mind-bending thriller and pitch-black comedy. "The nightmares are why you keep the gun under your pillow. Everyday you become more accustomed to the lump. You are glad when you survive your sneezes. But one time, a cough destroys the lamp on the nightstand." You are a nobody, just another somebody. So why does an odd stranger approach you one day with a peculiar and ominous message? Is it a misunderstanding? A warning? A dire threat or perverse game? The world seems as normal as ever, so why can't you shake the feeling that you are now locked in a dark countdown to your own horrific doom?

Ready to be blown away? Welcome to a book full of fun facts, incredible anecdotes, and things so strange you'll wonder if they're real (but they are!). There’s no boring theory or tests here—just a collection of fascinating facts that will make you laugh, marvel, and want to share them with everyone. Did you know that the human body glows in the dark, even if we can’t see it? Or that octopuses have 3 hearts and 9 brains? Or that in some cities it’s actually illegal to die? And that there are countries where you can be fined for carrying chickens in your pockets? Yes, you read that ...

The year is 2030, and America has finally collapsed. The former ruling plutocracy has flown the coop, reconstituting themselves in a wealthy residential area of Buenos Aires, their vast wealth withdrawn from America and shuttled off to Zurich and the Cayman Islands. American political progressives undertake the task of rebuilding the country from the ground up. Chief among these is Sam Field, a middle-aged man going back and forth between therapy sessions and political organization. Once a reporter for the Washington Post, he is now consultant to a journalistic consortium. He is also caught...

These funny short stories will keep you laughing. This book is a collection of my favorite humor from around the world.