In this supernatural soup of absurdity, Erin, Pants, and Dr. Sizzle take a woo-woo detour into the world of haunted restaurants, ghostly dishwashers, and poltergeist-approved parsley sabotage. From bathroom paper towels that activate themselves mid-pee, to the Great Ghost of Jalapeños who may or may not hate bartenders, this episode has all the vibes of a séance... if the séance was hosted during brunch.

You'll hear:

• A haunted margarita tank room

• A skeptic slowly unraveling

• “The Learning Tube” meets “The Paranormal Mop Squad”

• Why ghosts apparently hate fresh herbs

• And the mystery of the possessed Hollandaise sauce

🌀Bonus topics: vibrating shelves debunking ghost myths, emotional energy fields, and why John Legend has nothing to do with John Lennon (you’ll get it when you listen).

🎧 It’s creepy, it’s hilarious, it’s weirdly heartwarming—and like any great ghost story, it ends with a skeptical chef being haunted by a Red Bull-powered paper towel dispenser.

💀 Come for the hauntings, stay for the sass.

In this reunion episode of You're Not Special, the gang's back together—and absolutely nothing (and no one) is safe. Fueled by overpriced tequila and spicy nostalgia, Erin, Dr. Sizzle, and Pants relive their most chaotic restaurant moments, from resurrecting the sacred Learning Tube™ to dodging deranged toast point orders like culinary ninjas.

You'll get insider dirt on:

• A hotly contested Eggs Benedict disaster

• The mysterious Dick Towel tradition

• Who really should be banned from brunch forever

• And the birth of the fake gay metal band: Heavy Bucket of Fruit

Also featuring: microwave misuse, haunting boss laughs, and the world's most passive-aggressive Red Bull peace offering.

This episode has all the flavor of a triple shot poured by a heavy-handed bartender and the bite of a sassy server who's finally had enough.

Hit play, relive the madness, and remember: What happens in the walk-in... stays in the walk-in.

Grab your wine and clutch your pearls—this episode of You're Not Special is a wild ride through the outrageous (and disturbingly true) world of restaurant horror stories. From entitled grandpas grabbing cheeks to a woman demanding someone microwave her shoes (yes, really), Erin and Dr. Sizzle hold nothing back.

We’re talkin’ creepy celebrities, projectile wine glasses, the mysterious case of the water allergy, and one dude who thought using someone’s face as toilet paper was a compliment. Hospitality? More like Hostile-ity.

✨ This episode is messy, unfiltered, and absolutely unmissable.
💀 Caution: May cause spitting out drinks and deeply questioning humanity.
🍷 Bonus points if you’re drinking 1942 on the rocks while listening.