Join us as we tumble unapologetically into discussions about various book adaptations, both the good and the bad. From Kubrick’s take on The Shining to Flanagan’s atmospheric recreations, and even the chaos of World War Z. We pick apart why some adaptations win our hearts while others leave us in head-scratching bewilderment. Sprinkled with rants on The Hobbit, Frankenstein, and, of course, some unexpected love for Nicholas Cage flicks.

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In this wild ride of an episode, we jump into deep and thoroughly entertaining discussions on literary conspiracies. Did Christopher Marlow fake his own death? What really happened to Agatha Christie during her mysterious disappearance? Could HP Lovecraft have been keyed into actual cosmic horrors? We also humorously debate whether Lewis Carroll was Jack the Ripper and whether Stephen King has more skeletons in his closet than what he writes about. Full of laughs, wild theories, and a touch of horror, we're on our usual tangent-filled journey. Join us for a fun and totally unhelpful dive into the literary world's most intriguing mysteries and conspiracies!

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Another season of Doctor Who is complete, so you you what that means?! Eloise and Brayton are back to recap and ramble about our favourite Time Lord.

WARNING: This episode contains full spoilers for the newest season, so watch then first before listening.

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Jumping into a lively discussion about mums in literature. We dive deep into Carrie's fearsome mother, Molly Weasley's warmth, and other memorable mums. Of course we go of on tangents about bullshit jobs and a less than thrilling reading of The Axolotl Song. As usual, we're not super helpful, but wishing all mums a happy belated Mother’s Day!

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In this episode we dive into the fascinating (and sometimes frustrating) ways language evolves — especially in online spaces, sparked by Eloise's strong feelings about the word “unalived".

We explore the reasons behind these linguistic shifts — from censorship and community guidelines to the power of words and cultural sensitivity. Along the way, we reflect on the importance of clear communication, the role of discomfort in language, and how euphemisms both help and hinder us.

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This episode includes discussions of death and suicide. Listener discretion is advised.

If you or someone you know is struggling, help is available. Please reach out to a support service in your country:

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• Australia: Lifeline – 13 11 14 – https://www.lifeline.org.au
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• Canada: Talk Suicide Canada – 1-833-456-4566 – https://talksuicide.ca
• New Zealand: Lifeline – 0800 543 354 – https://www.lifeline.org.nz
• International directory: https://www.opencounseling.com/suicide-hotlines

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In this episode, Eloise, Brayton, and Julian jump straight into the conversation discussing random topics (as per usual) ranging from 'raw dogging' flights, feelings of guilt, and random tangents into personal experiences and nostalgia, before diving into the Dymocks Top 101 Books for 2025. Casual, funny, and a bit all over the place - but did you expect anything different?

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Welcome to another episode of 'We're Not Helpful,' where the guys take us on a rollercoaster ride dissecting the Amazon Prime series 'Reacher.' Eloise is out for the week, so it's a boys' night in with Adrian as the special guest. From discussing the intricate plot lines, iconic characters, and the evolution of the show through its three seasons, they leave no stone unturned. It's casual, it's fun, and it's everything you didn't know you needed to know about Jack Reacher.

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In this special episode of 'We're Not Helpful' podcast, hosts Eloise, Brayton, and Julian are joined by Megan White, author of 'The Anatomy of Songs.' Megan shares the story of her writing career, including her time living in Scotland, working on a sheep farm, and her journey to becoming a published author. They delve into Megan’s writing process, the challenges of editing, and her inspirations. Megan also gives a sneak peek into her upcoming works and discusses the emotional connections she aims to create through her stories. Tune in for an engaging chat about books, writing, and everything in between.

Find Megan and her books here: https://meganwhiteauthor.com or https://newdawnpublishing.com.au

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