🎙️⚽ The Final Whistle Is Here! ⚽🎙️

This week on Two Left Feet, Marilyn and Rebecca wrap up the most chaotic, confusing, and comedically catastrophic football season in style — with all the silliness and sideways logic you've come to expect.

📺 In this final episode of the season:

🏆 A full Gameweek 38 review: Who won the last Champions League places? Did Newcastle wobble? Did Spurs really have an "outstanding" season?

🧠 AI's final prediction review: The robot had one eye on a sunlounger and guessed like a pundit with one flip-flop on.

🎟️ Plus a look at Arsenal women's incredible Lisbon success, the playoff weekend and European finals — with more tension than a suitcase zip on a budget airline.

💥 And it’s all lovingly brought to you by this week's sponsor: Phil’s Reversible Flip-Flops — “For when your summer holiday goes both ways!”

Don’t miss it — the football might be over, but the laughs aren’t.

📣 Two Left Feet — Final episode of the season. Available now wherever you get your pods, videos or vaguely chaotic football wisdom. ⚽🎧

⚽ Two Left Feet – The Eagles Have Landed

The title’s sorted — but the rest? Utter chaos.

This week, Rebecca and Marilyn dive headfirst into the top-five scrap as the race for Europe goes right to the wire. City climb back into third and lead the race for the Champions League places, while Newcastle, Chelsea, Villa, and Forest all line up for one final push.

We also cover:

🏆 Crystal Palace’s first-ever major trophy — with Dean Henderson playing like he’s been possessed by a brick wall.

🔁 Trent Alexander-Arnold to Real Madrid — it’s official, and it could get him to the Club World Cup early

🤖 Our AI’s prediction review — 7 correct outcomes, 1 perfect score — and its final say on who finishes where

It’s the penultimate show of the season — and we’re still not quite sure how the offside rule works.

⚽🎙️ COMING UP ON THIS WEEK'S TWO LEFT FEET! 🎙️⚽

Grab your whistle and a half-deflated beach ball—Two Left Feet is back and wobblier than ever!

🎯 The Champions League race has gone full soap opera, and your hosts Marilyn and Rebecca are here to break down all the drama, tension, and tactical chaos—without accidentally using the offside rule as a yoga pose again.

🛑 From Man City’s banana skin at Southampton to Newcastle’s charge for second, we’ve got every twist, goal, and managerial expression of existential dread covered.

🎮 Our resident AI checks in with its prediction review, still reeling from only getting two right last week but boldly (and somewhat smugly) predicting the weekend ahead.

🎢 Plus, we look back at the European action for the English teams looking to make it into finals, and if Man United and Spurs could put off total humiliation for a while, or if one of them can earn themselves the most undeserved opportunity in football history! .

It’s football fun for fans, part-timers, and anyone who’s ever mistaken a linesman for someone helping with parking.

📅 Out Friday – wherever you get your pods!