This episode is unhinged. But like, in a good way.

200 episodes in, I’m burned out, bloated, and having an existential crisis in real-time—while offering decent advice and screaming into the metaphorical void. You’re welcome.

📍In this ep:

– Why the podcast is changing (not ending, relax)

– Burnout, people-pleasing, and being bad at relaxing

– Emails from bisexual fans and voicemails from cryptids

– Screaming into the abyss: 10/10 recommend

– Plus: music video nostalgia, DoorDash sadness, and a man who huzzah’d me into oblivion

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Produced by: David Warne Follow David on Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/warne.d

Music by: GANTASMO (@gantasmo) • Instagram photos and videos

Back to the stoner age with the girls this week, dressed like Wilma & Betty from the Flintstones! Infiltrating Trader Joe's, a shocking admission from Molly, justification and procrastination, baby food, slapping yourself back into reality, and much more on today's episode!

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Our brains are decomposing, but that never stopped a podcast episode! Gamer rage, the horrors of Disneyland, our recommended position of the week, and get ready because Beef With Bryan has returned.

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- THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS -

Support the show you love so we can keep bringing you episodes! Check out our amazing sponsors:

Get hydrated & STAY hydrated with the amazing taste of LiquidIV! Get 15% off when you use code TWND or this link: https://bit.ly/TWNDLIV

Quinky fantasy-wear? Yes, please! Treat yourself or your partner to something from https://www.misterpierre.com and use code TWND to save on your purchase!

Surprise your partner (or spoil yourself) with something very geeky to use in the bedroom! Geeky S*x Toys has everything to fulfilly your fantasy from lightsabers (that feel like RIGHTsabers) to colorful tentacles! Use code TWND10 to save 10% at https://bit.ly/twnd10GEEKY

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TIME STAMPS

02:25 - Period Panties

09:00 - Grinding For 2$

10:51- The Corgi Obsession

37:40 – I Can Make Whatever

52:55 – Sex Position

Produced by: David Warne

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Ever stood over a trash can in the night, crushing your snacks? What do metal teeth sound like mid-orgasm? Is it a bear or a ticking time bomb? All this and more on today's episode!

Leave us a voicemail at 702-900-6446, share your dirty secrets, stories, and questions/comments with us! Or email twndpodcast@gmail.com with an eye-catching subject line!

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Molly’s Links

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Laura’s Links

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https://www.tiktok.com/@whamglamartistry

- THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS -

Support the show you love so we can keep bringing you episodes! Check out our amazing sponsors:

Get hydrated & STAY hydrated with the amazing taste of LiquidIV! Get 15% off when you use code TWND or this link: https://bit.ly/TWNDLIV

Quinky fantasy-wear? Yes, please! Treat yourself or your partner to something from https://www.misterpierre.com and use code TWND to save on your purchase!

Surprise your partner (or spoil yourself) with something very geeky to use in the bedroom! Geeky S*x Toys has everything to fulfilly your fantasy from lightsabers (that feel like RIGHTsabers) to colorful tentacles! Use code TWND10 to save 10% at https://bit.ly/twnd10GEEKY

Cute ring lights, just like we use for the podcast! Use our link and help support this podcast! Shop Kawaii Lighting for all your RGB ring light needs: http://bit.ly/KawaiiTWND

TIME STAMPS

8:38 - What is Prettiest Potato

36:50 – Kanye Bomb

41:00 - Crushing Snacks

50:37 – It Might Explode

55:15 – Laura Pegs Molly

Produced by: David Warne

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WE ARE BACK, BABY! Can't keep us off the platforms forever. The girls are back and we've got a TWND Podcast EXCLUSIVE you're not going to want to miss. Body condoms, cowboys, advice for Allison, panic attacks, and how to be less boring. All this and more! Thank you for coming this week.

Leave us a voicemail at 702-900-6446, share your dirty secrets, stories, and questions/comments with us! Or email twndpodcast@gmail.com with an eye-catching subject line!

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Molly’s Links

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Laura’s Links

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https://www.tiktok.com/@whamglamartistry

- THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS -

Support the show you love so we can keep bringing you episodes! Check out our amazing sponsors:

Get hydrated & STAY hydrated with the amazing taste of LiquidIV! Get 15% off when you use code TWND or this link: https://bit.ly/TWNDLIV

Quinky fantasy-wear? Yes, please! Treat yourself or your partner to something from https://www.misterpierre.com and use code TWND to save on your purchase!

Surprise your partner (or spoil yourself) with something very geeky to use in the bedroom! Geeky S*x Toys has everything to fulfilly your fantasy from lightsabers (that feel like RIGHTsabers) to colorful tentacles! Use code TWND10 to save 10% at https://bit.ly/twnd10GEEKY

Cute ring lights, just like we use for the podcast! Use our link and help support this podcast! Shop Kawaii Lighting for all your RGB ring light needs: http://bit.ly/KawaiiTWND

Produced by: David Warne

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This week I rant (lovingly) about airplane etiquette, parking lot zombies, a cursed cow-themed slot machine, and the surprisingly erotic affirmations I got during laser hair removal. I also read unhinged stroker reviews and a genuinely touching listener email about male loneliness, PTSD, and the craving for real connection.

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Molly’s Links

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https://www.tiktok.com/@leavemollyalone

THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS

Support the show you love so we can keep bringing you episodes!

Peep Show Toys! Luxury feel, strong vibrations, & so much more: Use code TWND and my special link: https://bit.ly/PeepTWND

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Experience the community of Jerkmate. Sign up through our link to help the pod & yourself to an eyeful: bit.ly/jerkTWND

Relax & Recharge with GetSoul! Ships to USA! Use my code “TWND” for 30% off or use my link: https://bit.ly/GetSoulTWND

Turn a bad habit into a good one with FUM! Use code TWND at https://bit.ly/FumTWND

Bring pleasure right to your door. Check out our friends at Honey Play Box: https://bit.ly/HoneyPlayTWND

Geeky S*x Toys has everything to fulfill your fantasy from lightsabers to colorful tentacles! Use code TWND10 to save 10% at https://bit.ly/twnd10GEEKY

Produced by: David Warne Follow David on Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/warne.d

Music by: GANTASMO (@gantasmo) • Instagram photos and videos

This week I’m solo and spiraling in the best way. From finishing my book (!!!) to bleeding on the sidewalk mid-rollerblade, we’re talking about the multiverse, mental health, and why I’m cool with having a tiny-ass circle of friends. Ever heard of root people vs. leaf people? You’re about to.

Also: unfiltered thoughts on why being alone is addictive, how to find peace in the present moment, and why I won’t be joining your group chat anytime soon.

💌 Listener voicemails, rants, revelations, and unhinged metaphors included.

📬 Be part of a future episode:

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Molly’s Links

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THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS

Support the show you love so we can keep bringing you episodes!

Peep Show Toys! Luxury feel, strong vibrations, & so much more: Use code TWND and my special link: https://bit.ly/PeepTWND

Brim Reapers, friends of the pod, have amazing hats for your cranium! Use our code TWND20 to save or use our link: https://bit.ly/TWND20BR

Experience the community of Jerkmate. Sign up through our link to help the pod & yourself to an eyeful: bit.ly/jerkTWND

Relax & Recharge with GetSoul! Ships to USA! Use my code “TWND” for 30% off or use my link: https://bit.ly/GetSoulTWND

Turn a bad habit into a good one with FUM! Use code TWND at https://bit.ly/FumTWND

Bring pleasure right to your door. Check out our friends at Honey Play Box: https://bit.ly/HoneyPlayTWND

Geeky S*x Toys has everything to fulfill your fantasy from lightsabers to colorful tentacles! Use code TWND10 to save 10% at https://bit.ly/twnd10GEEKY

TIME STAMPS

Produced by: David Warne

Follow David on Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/warne.d

We’re diving deep into the world of AI, augmented reality, and music with returning guest Daniel Trujillo and his creative partner Josh — the minds behind Gantasmo, a revolutionary AI music project that’s performed everywhere from CES to Switzerland. From robotic firefighting to VR porn to philosophical existentialism (seriously), we cover it all.

Plus, I get real about how ChatGPT (aka Alfred, my digital ride-or-die) helped me finish my book, overcome creative burnout, and find clarity in chaos. Whether you're curious about the future of creativity or just want a hilarious, mind-bending ride through tech, trauma, and tenacity, this one's for you.

📅 Don’t forget: our 200th episode livestream is May 30th on my spicy page from 7:30 PM PST.

You won’t want to miss it!

📱 Follow me: https://www.instagram.com/thisredheadissfw

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Molly’s Links

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THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS

Support the show you love so we can keep bringing you episodes!

Peep Show Toys! Luxury feel, strong vibrations, & so much more: Use code TWND and my special link: https://bit.ly/PeepTWND

Brim Reapers, friends of the pod, have amazing hats for your cranium! Use our code TWND20 to save or use our link: https://bit.ly/TWND20BR

Experience the community of Jerkmate. Sign up through our link to help the pod & yourself to an eyeful: bit.ly/jerkTWND

Relax & Recharge with GetSoul! Ships to USA! Use my code “TWND” for 30% off or use my link: https://bit.ly/GetSoulTWND

Turn a bad habit into a good one with FUM! Use code TWND at https://bit.ly/FumTWND

Bring pleasure right to your door. Check out our friends at Honey Play Box: https://bit.ly/HoneyPlayTWND

Geeky S*x Toys has everything to fulfill your fantasy from lightsabers to colorful tentacles! Use code TWND10 to save 10% at https://bit.ly/twnd10GEEKY