The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER.

On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)!
It's the Ultimate Fantasy Football League...
in podcast entertainment form...
brought to you for F-R-E-E!!
By God, it's nearly worth every penny!

#Recorded Wednesday, May 28th, 2025

Draft Grades Spectacular! – Central Division
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The Rookie Draft – the Spring Social Event of the Season – has come and gone. And you know what that means – The Commissioner's Draft Grades. And you know what THAT means?? The Draft Grades Spectacular! We finish our review of the Draft Grades with the West Division, and John B. and Chris give their own takes as well.

– West Division –
1. Compton's Most Wanted (Aladdin and JPete)
2. West Coast 4 Life (Thomas)
3. Rochester Tschmingus (Brian)
4. The Mission (Matt V., Matt C.)
_____________

2025 Rookie Draft Order:
1st Rnd

1. Kick-Ass Philanthropists – RB Jeanty/LVR
2. The Mission – RB Hampton/LAC
3. Impact of Olestra – RB Henderson/NE
4. Rochester Tschmingus – RB Judkins/CLV
5. Mutt & Jeff – RB Johnson/PIT
6. Vicious & Delicious – RB Harvey/DEN
7. West Coast 4 Life – WR Egbuka/TB
8. Gurley's Gone – WR Hunter/JAX
9. Free Jamal – WR MacMillian/CAR
10. KAP – WR Burden/CHI
11. KAP – RB Scattebo/NYG
12. GG – TE Loveland/CHI

2nd Rnd

1. MISS – TE Warren/IND
2. MISS – RB Tuten/JAX
3. CGK – WR Harris/LAC
4. RT – WR Golden/LAC
5. IofO – WR Williams/NE
6. VD – WR Bech/LVR
7. KAP – WR Higgins/HOU
8. CMW – TE Taylor/NYJ
9. GG – QB Ward/TEN
10. WC4L – RB Blue/DAL
11. WC4L – WR Noel/HOU
12. CGK – RB Hunter/LAR

3rd Rnd

1. KAP – TE Hannin/CLV
2. IofO – RB Neal/NO
3. KAP – QB Milroe/SEA
4. RT – RB Sampson/CLV
5. MJ – TE Arroyo/SEA
6. IofO – QB Dart/NYG
7. WC4L – TE Ferguson/LAR
8. CGK – WR Royals/KC
9. RT – RB Marks/HOU
10. WWH – RB James/SF
11. CGK – RB Brooks/CIN
12. IofO – WR Horton/SEA

4th Rnd

1. RT – QB Shough/NO
2. KAP – RB Smith/KC
3. VD – RB Etienne/CAR
4. MJ – WR Ayomanor/TEN
5. WWH – TE Helm/TEN
6. GG – WR Bryant/DEN
7. WC4L – WR TeSLaa/DET
8. WWH – RB Giddens/IND
9. KAP – WR Williams/GB
10. KAP – RB Monangai/CHI
11. WWH – QB Howard/PIT
12. CGK – RB Martinez/SEA

5th Rnd

1. MISS – QB Sanders/CLV
2. MISS – RB Gordon/MIA
3. IofO – WR Dike/TEN
4. RT – RB Mullings/TEN
5. GG – RB Crosky-Merritt/WSH
6. VD – WR Bond/FA
7. GG – TE Gadsden/LAC
8. GG – WR Felton/MIN
9. RT – QB Gabriel/CLV
10. KAP – RB Mafah/DAL
11. IofO – RB Kiner/SF
12. CGK – RB Allen/JAX

The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER.

On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)!
It's the Ultimate Fantasy Football League...
in podcast entertainment form...
brought to you for F-R-E-E!!
By God, it's nearly worth every penny!

#Recorded Wednesday, May 28th, 2025

Draft Grades Spectacular! – Central Division
__________________________________________________
The Rookie Draft – the Spring Social Event of the Season – has come and gone. And you know what that means – The Commissioner's Draft Grades. And you know what THAT means?? The Draft Grades Spectacular! We continue with a review of the Draft Grades for the Central Division, and John B. and Chris give their own takes as well.

– Central Division –
1. Cardiff Giant The Giant Killer (Matt M.)
2. Kick-Ass Philanthropists (Dave)
3. Vicious & Delicious (Scott/Commish)
4. Impact of Olestra (Jason)
____________

2025 Rookie Draft Order:
1st Rnd

1. Kick-Ass Philanthropists – RB Jeanty/LVR
2. The Mission – RB Hampton/LAC
3. Impact of Olestra – RB Henderson/NE
4. Rochester Tschmingus – RB Judkins/CLV
5. Mutt & Jeff – RB Johnson/PIT
6. Vicious & Delicious – RB Harvey/DEN
7. West Coast 4 Life – WR Egbuka/TB
8. Gurley's Gone – WR Hunter/JAX
9. Free Jamal – WR MacMillian/CAR
10. KAP – WR Burden/CHI
11. KAP – RB Scattebo/NYG
12. GG – TE Loveland/CHI

2nd Rnd

1. MISS – TE Warren/IND
2. MISS – RB Tuten/JAX
3. CGK – WR Harris/LAC
4. RT – WR Golden/LAC
5. IofO – WR Williams/NE
6. VD – WR Bech/LVR
7. KAP – WR Higgins/HOU
8. CMW – TE Taylor/NYJ
9. GG – QB Ward/TEN
10. WC4L – RB Blue/DAL
11. WC4L – WR Noel/HOU
12. CGK – RB Hunter/LAR

3rd Rnd

1. KAP – TE Hannin/CLV
2. IofO – RB Neal/NO
3. KAP – QB Milroe/SEA
4. RT – RB Sampson/CLV
5. MJ – TE Arroyo/SEA
6. IofO – QB Dart/NYG
7. WC4L – TE Ferguson/LAR
8. CGK – WR Royals/KC
9. RT – RB Marks/HOU
10. Waiver Wire Heroes – RB James/SF
11. CGK – RB Brooks/CIN
12. IofO – WR Horton/SEA

4th Rnd

1. RT – QB Shough/NO
2. KAP – RB Smith/KC
3. VD – RB Etienne/CAR
4. MJ – WR Ayomanor/TEN
5. WWH – TE Helm/TEN
6. GG – WR Bryant/DEN
7. WC4L – WR TeSLaa/DET
8. WWH – RB Giddens/IND
9. KAP – WR Williams/GB
10. KAP – RB Monangai/CHI
11. WWH – QB Howard/PIT
12. CGK – RB Martinez/SEA

5th Rnd

1. MISS – QB Sanders/CLV
2. MISS – RB Gordon/MIA
3. IofO – WR Dike/TEN
4. RT – RB Mullings/TEN
5. GG – RB Crosky-Merritt/WSH
6. VD – WR Bond/FA
7. GG – TE Gadsden/LAC
8. GG – WR Felton/MIN
9. RT – QB Gabriel/CLV
10. KAP – RB Mafah/DAL
11. IofO – RB Kiner/SF
12. CGK – RB Allen/JAX

The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER.

On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)!
It's the Ultimate Fantasy Football League...
in podcast entertainment form...
brought to you for F-R-E-E!!
By God, it's nearly worth every penny!

#Recorded Wednesday, May 28th, 2025

Draft Grades Spectacular! – East Division
________________________________________________
The Rookie Draft – the Spring Social Event of the Season – has come and gone. And you know what that means – The Commissioner's Draft Grades. And you know what THAT means?? The Draft Grades Spectacular! We start with a review of the Draft Grades for the East Division, and John B. and Chris give their own takes as well.

– East Division Draft Grades –

1. Waiver Wire Heroes (John B.) – C-
2. Free Jamal (Jeremy) – C
3. Mutt & Jeff (Chris) – B-
4. Gurley's Gone (John M. and Ben) – C+

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2025 Rookie Draft Order:
1st Rnd

1. Kick-Ass Philanthropists – RB Jeanty/LVR
2. The Mission – RB Hampton/LAC
3. Impact of Olestra – RB Henderson/NE
4. Rochester Tschmingus – RB Judkins/CLV
5. Mutt & Jeff – RB Johnson/PIT
6. Vicious & Delicious – RB Harvey/DEN
7. West Coast 4 Life – WR Egbuka/TB
8. Gurley's Gone – WR Hunter/JAX
9. Free Jamal – WR MacMillian/CAR
10. KAP – WR Burden/CHI
11. KAP – RB Scattebo/NYG
12. GG – TE Loveland/CHI

2nd Rnd

1. MISS – TE Warren/IND
2. MISS – RB Tuten/JAX
3. CGK – WR Harris/LAC
4. RT – WR Golden/LAC
5. IofO – WR Williams/NE
6. VD – WR Bech/LVR
7. KAP – WR Higgins/HOU
8. CMW – TE Taylor/NYJ
9. GG – QB Ward/TEN
10. WC4L – RB Blue/DAL
11. WC4L – WR Noel/HOU
12. CGK – RB Hunter/LAR

3rd Rnd

1. KAP – TE Hannin/CLV
2. IofO – RB Neal/NO
3. KAP – QB Milroe/SEA
4. RT – RB Sampson/CLV
5. MJ – TE Arroyo/SEA
6. IofO – QB Dart/NYG
7. WC4L – TE Ferguson/LAR
8. CGK – WR Royals/KC
9. RT – RB Marks/HOU
10. Waiver Wire Heroes – RB James/SF
11. CGK – RB Brooks/CIN
12. IofO – WR Horton/SEA

4th Rnd

1. RT – QB Shough/NO
2. KAP – RB Smith/KC
3. VD – RB Etienne/CAR
4. MJ – WR Ayomanor/TEN
5. WWH – TE Helm/TEN
6. GG – WR Bryant/DEN
7. WC4L – WR TeSLaa/DET
8. WWH – RB Giddens/IND
9. KAP – WR Williams/GB
10. KAP – RB Monangai/CHI
11. WWH – QB Howard/PIT
12. CGK – RB Martinez/SEA

5th Rnd

1. MISS – QB Sanders/CLV
2. MISS – RB Gordon/MIA
3. IofO – WR Dike/TEN
4. RT – RB Mullings/TEN
5. GG – RB Crosky-Merritt/WSH
6. VD – WR Bond/FA
7. GG – TE Gadsden/LAC
8. GG – WR Felton/MIN
9. RT – QB Gabriel/CLV
10. KAP – RB Mafah/DAL
11. IofO – RB Kiner/SF
12. CGK – RB Allen/JAX

The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER.

On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)!
It's the Ultimate Fantasy Football League...
in podcast entertainment form...
brought to you for F-R-E-E!!
By God, it's nearly worth every penny!

#Recorded Wednesday, April 30th, 2025

Mock Draft 2025!
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Episode #1 of 2025 starts with our Rookie Draft Mock Draft! John B., Chris, and The Commish return for another season of Total Nonsense! A new season begins, a new Champion will be crowned, and the chase for UFFL Bowl XXII begins - with the Rookie Draft. So let's hear how the Boys think it will all unfold on May 8th.

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2025 UFFL
_______________
– East Division –
1. Waiver Wire Heroes (John B.)
2. Free Jamal (Jeremy)
3. Mutt & Jeff (Chris)
4. Gurley's Gone (John M. and Ben)
____________
– Central Division –
1. Cardiff Giant The Giant Killer (Matt M.)
2. Kick-Ass Philanthropists (Dave)
3. Vicious & Delicious (Scott/Commish)
4. Impact of Olestra (Jason)
____________
– West Division –
1. Compton's Most Wanted (Aladdin and JPete)
2. West Coast 4 Life (Thomas)
3. Rochester Tschmingus (Brian)
4. The Mission (Matt V., Matt C.)
_____________

2025 Rookie Draft Order:
1st Rnd

1. Kick-Ass Philanthropists (from Impact of Olestra)
2. The Mission
3. Gurley's Gone
4. Rochester Tschmingus
5. Mutt & Jeff
6. Vicious & Delicious
7. West Coast 4 Life
8. Impact of Olestra (from CMW)
9. Free Jamal
10. Kick-Ass Philanthropists
11. Kick-Ass Philanthropists (from WWH)
12. Cardiff the Giant Killer

2nd Rnd

1. I of O
2. The Mission
3. GG
4. RT
5. The Mission (from MJ)
6. VD
7. WC4L
8. CMW
9. GG (from FJ)
10. KAP
11. KAP (from WWH thru MJ)
12. CGK

3rd Rnd

1. KAP (from Impact of Olestra)
2. The Mission
3. WC4L (from GG thru CMW)
4. RT
5. MJ
6. RT (from VD)
7. WC4L
8. GG (from CMW)
9. RT (from FJ thru KAP)
10. WWH (thru KAP)
11. GG (from WWH)
12. GG (from CGK thru CMW)

4th Rnd

1. I of O
2. KAP (from The Mission thru MJ)
3. VD (from GG)
4. RT
5. WWH (from MJ thru CGK)
6. GG (from VD thru CMW)
7. WC4L
8. WWH (from CMW thru CGK)
9. KAP (from FJ)
10. KAP
11. RT (from WWH)
12. CGK

5th Rnd

1. I of O
2. The Mission
3. WWH
4. RT
5. GG (from MJ)
6. VD
7. GG (from WC4L)
8. CGK (from CMW)
9. I of O (from FJ thru GG)
10. KAP
11. WWH
12. CGK

The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER.

On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)!
It's the Ultimate Fantasy Football League...
in podcast entertainment form...
brought to you for F-R-E-E!!
By God, it's nearly worth every penny!

#Recorded Wednesday, January 29th, 2025

UFFL 2024 – UFFL BOWL XXI Champion and Season Wrap Up
_______________________________________________________________________
All hail the Champion! UFFL Bowl XXI Champion Cardiff the Giant Killer took home his 3rd UFFL Trophy, and the boys are back to go over UFFL Bowl XXI and wrap up the season.

*Don't miss our breakdown of UFFL Bowl XXI!

*Stay tuned as the Commish goes over the new rule vote, important dates, and the end of another great season of UFFL Fantasy Football!

*Plus we have a SPECIAL GUEST: New owner of the Impact of Olestra Franchise, our Old Friend from the concrete gambling ticket strewn streets of Pittsburgh - Jason LInkes!
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UFFL BOWL XXI
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• Cardiff the Giant Killer 151 - Waiver Wire Heroes 131

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2024 UFFL FINAL STANDINGS
_____________________________________
– East Division –
1. yz Waiver Wire Heroes (John B.) – (10 - 3 - 1)
2. x Free Jamal (Jeremy) – (7 - 7)
3. Mutt & Jeff (Chris) – (6 - 7 - 1)
4. Gurley's Gone (John M. and Ben) – (5 - 9)
____________
– Central Division –
1. *yz Cardiff Giant The Giant Killer (Matt M.) – (11 - 3)
2. x Kick-Ass Philanthropists (Dave) – (10 - 4)
3. Vicious & Delicious (Scott/Commish) – (6 - 7 - 1)
4. Hall & Oates (Jim) – (1 - 13)
____________
– West Division –
1. y Compton's Most Wanted (Aladdin and JPete) – (9 - 5)
2. x West Coast 4 Life (Thomas) – (8 - 6)
3. Rochester Tschmingus (Brian) – (5 - 8 - 1)
4. The Mission (Matt V., Matt C.) – (4- 10)
_____________
x: Clinched Playoffs | y: Clinched Division | z: Clinched Bye | *: Clinched #1 Seed

2025 Rookie Draft Order:
1. Kick-Ass Philanthropists (thru Hall & Oates)
2. The Mission
3. Gurley's Gone
4. Rochester Tschmingus
5. Mutt & Jeff
6. Vicious & Delicious
7. West Coast 4 Life
8. Hall & Oates (thru CMW)
9. Free Jamal
10. Kick-Ass Philanthropists
11. Kick-Ass Philanthropists (thru Waiver Wire Heroes)
12. Cardiff the Giant Killer

The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER.

On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)!
It's the Ultimate Fantasy Football League...
in podcast entertainment form...
brought to you for F-R-E-E!!
By God, it's nearly worth every penny!

#Recorded Wednesday, December 23rd, 2024

UFFL 2024 – UFFL BOWL XXI
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It's a little Total Nonsense After Dark! As John B. and Chris hang around after wrapping Christmas presents to give you the final show before the new UFFL Champion is crowned! And this year it is 2 heavyweights: 3-time UFFL Bowl Champion Waiver Wire Heroes, against 2-time UFFL Bowl Champion Cardiff the Giant Killer!

*Don't miss our breakdown of both games from the 2nd Round!

*Stay tuned as John B. gives out his "Secret Santa" gifts for the entire UFFL!

*Plus we give a position position break down of who we like and who don't in UFFL Bowl XXI!
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Round 2 Results
____________________

• Cardiff the Giant Killer 141 - Free Jamal 121
• Waiver Wire Heroes 136 - Kick-Ass Philanthropists 109

______________________
UFFL BOWL XXI
______________________

• Waiver Wire Heroes – at – Cardiff the Giant Killer

_____________________________
2024 UFFL STANDINGS
_____________________________
– East Division –
1. yz Waiver Wire Heroes (John B.) – (10 - 3 - 1)
2. x Free Jamal (Jeremy) – (7 - 7)
3. Mutt & Jeff (Chris) – (6 - 7 - 1)
4. Gurley's Gone (John M. and Ben) – (5 - 9)
____________
– Central Division –
1. *yz Cardiff Giant The Giant Killer (Matt M.) – (11 - 3)
2. x Kick-Ass Philanthropists (Dave) – (10 - 4)
3. Vicious & Delicious (Scott/Commish) – (6 - 7 - 1)
4. Hall & Oates (Jim) – (1 - 13)
____________
– West Division –
1. y Compton's Most Wanted (Aladdin and JPete) – (9 - 5)
2. x West Coast 4 Life (Thomas) – (8 - 6)
3. Rochester Tschmingus (Brian) – (5 - 8 - 1)
4. The Mission (Matt V., Matt C.) – (4- 10)
_____________
x: Clinched Playoffs | y: Clinched Division | z: Clinched Bye | *: Clinched #1 Seed

2025 Rookie Draft Order:
1. Kick-Ass Philanthropists (thru Hall & Oates)
2. The Mission
3. Gurley's Gone
4. Rochester Tschmingus
5. Mutt & Jeff
6. Vicious & Delicious
7. West Coast 4 Life
8. Hall & Oates (thru CMW)
9. Free Jamal
10. Kick-Ass Philanthropists
––– Playoff Teams TBD

The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER.

On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)!
It's the Ultimate Fantasy Football League...
in podcast entertainment form...
brought to you for F-R-E-E!!
By God, it's nearly worth every penny!

#Recorded Wednesday, December 18th, 2024

UFFL 2024 – 2nd Round of the Playoffs
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The Commissioner is playing hurt, John B. has still got that sh_t–eating grin, and Chris is still feeling ANGST! But we got a show to do and we are ready to give you all the info from the 1st Round of the UFFL Playoffs.

*Don't miss our breakdown of both games of the 1st Round!

*Stay tuned as John B. give us his "How We Got Here" feature with all the Playoff Teams!

*Plus we give a position position break down of who we like and who don't in Round 2!

*And Finally we correct the mistakes we made last time giving the Rookie Draft Order!
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Round 1 Results
____________________

• Free Jamal 158 - Compton's Most Wanted 111
• Kick-Ass Philanthropists 131 - West Coast 4 Life 105

Round 1 Bye
Waiver Wire Heroes
Cardiff the Giant Killer

______________________
Round 2 Schedule
______________________

• Kick-Ass Philanthropists – at – Waiver Wire Heroes
• Free Jamal – at – Cardiff the Giant Killer

_____________________________
2024 UFFL STANDINGS
_____________________________
– East Division –
1. yz Waiver Wire Heroes (John B.) – (10 - 3 - 1)
2. x Free Jamal (Jeremy) – (7 - 7)
3. Mutt & Jeff (Chris) – (6 - 7 - 1)
4. Gurley's Gone (John M. and Ben) – (5 - 9)
____________
– Central Division –
1. *yz Cardiff Giant The Giant Killer (Matt M.) – (11 - 3)
2. x Kick-Ass Philanthropists (Dave) – (10 - 4)
3. Vicious & Delicious (Scott/Commish) – (6 - 7 - 1)
4. Hall & Oates (Jim) – (1 - 13)
____________
– West Division –
1. y Compton's Most Wanted (Aladdin and JPete) – (9 - 5)
2. x West Coast 4 Life (Thomas) – (8 - 6)
3. Rochester Tschmingus (Brian) – (5 - 8 - 1)
4. The Mission (Matt V., Matt C.) – (4- 10)
_____________
x: Clinched Playoffs | y: Clinched Division | z: Clinched Bye | *: Clinched #1 Seed

2025 Rookie Draft Order:
1. Kick-Ass Philanthropists (thru Hall & Oates)
2. The Mission
3. Gurley's Gone
4. Rochester Tschmingus
5. Mutt & Jeff
6. Vicious & Delicious
7. West Coast 4 Life
8. Hall & Oates (thru CMW)
––– Playoff Teams TBD

The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER.

On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)!
It's the Ultimate Fantasy Football League...
in podcast entertainment form...
brought to you for F-R-E-E!!
By God, it's nearly worth every penny!

#Recorded Wednesday, December 11th, 2024

UFFL 2024 – 1st Round of the Playoffs
___________________________________________
The Commissioner returns to help John B. and Chris breakdown the final week of the season!

*Don't miss the Commissioner's Awards for Week 13: the Energy Boost, Vanishing Act, and Move of the Week!

*Stay tuned as The Commish announces the 2024 UFFL All Pro 1st and 2nd Teams, and our choices for the 2024 UFFL MVP and Rookie of the Year!

*Plus we go over who made it, who didn't, the final playoff seedings, and our 1st Round predictions.

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WEEK 14 RESULTS
______________________

• Compton's Most Wanted 161 - West Coast 4 Life 138
• Cardiff the Giant Killer 149 - Vicious & Delicious 128
• Kick-Ass Philanthropists 109 - Hall & Oates 71
• Rochester Tschmingus 144 - The Mission 126
• Mutt & Jeff 106 - Gurley's Gone 104
• Waiver Wire Heroes 176 - Free Jamal 132

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Round 1 Schedule
_______________________

• West Coast 4 Life – at – Kick-Ass Philanthropists
• Free Jamal – at – Compton's Most Wanted

Round 1 Bye
Waiver Wire Heroes
Cardiff the Giant Killer

_____________________________
2024 UFFL STANDINGS
_____________________________
– East Division –
1. yz Waiver Wire Heroes (John B.) – (10 - 3 - 1)
2. x Free Jamal (Jeremy) – (7 - 7)
3. Mutt & Jeff (Chris) – (6 - 7 - 1)
4. Gurley's Gone (John M. and Ben) – (5 - 9)
____________
– Central Division –
1. *yz Cardiff Giant The Giant Killer (Matt M.) – (11 - 3)
2. x Kick-Ass Philanthropists (Dave) – (10 - 4)
3. Vicious & Delicious (Scott/Commish) – (6 - 7 - 1)
4. Hall & Oates (Phil and Jim) – (1 - 13)
____________
– West Division –
1. y Compton's Most Wanted (Aladdin and JPete) – (9 - 5)
2. x West Coast 4 Life (Thomas) – (8 - 6)
3. Rochester Tschmingus (Brian) – (5 - 8 - 1)
4. The Mission (Matt V., Matt C.) – (4- 10)
_____________
x: Clinched Playoffs | y: Clinched Division | z: Clinched Bye | *: Clinched #1 Seed

2025 Rookie Draft Order:
1. Kick-Ass Philanthropists (thru Hall & Oates)
2. The Mission
3. Gurley's Gone
4. Rochester Tschmingus
5. Mutt & Jeff
6. Vicious & Delicious
––– Playoff Teams TBD