This week on Hardly Working, SP and Kellie are back with a chaotic and hilarious rundown of everything from celebrity marriages and space missions to nail glue disasters and Mean Girls turning 20 (yep, we're all old now).

🗓 That Happened Today?! – April 30

• 🇺🇸 1789: George Washington becomes the first U.S. president
• 🗺️ 1803: The Louisiana Purchase doubles the size of the U.S.
• 🚂 1900: The legendary Casey Jones dies in a train crash
• 💻 1993: The World Wide Web becomes public domain
• ⚔️ 1945: Hitler dies as WWII nears its end
• 🏳️‍🌈 2025: Joe Exotic gets married in prison—again

🎂 Famous Birthdays:

• Gal Gadot, Ana de Armas, Travis Scott, Kirsten Dunst, Dianna Agron

🎬 Movie Releases:

• Mean Girls (2004)
• The Mitchells vs. the Machines (2021)
• Blood In, Blood Out (1993)
• The Human Centipede (2010) – Yep, that movie.
• Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981)

📺 TV Premieres:

• American Gods, Inside Amy Schumer, The Eternaut, Celebrity Wheel of Fortune (S5), Jeopardy! Masters (S3)

🚀 Katy Perry’s Wild Week:

• She went to space with Blue Origin, sparking a firestorm of opinions
• She kicked off her Lifetimes Tour with a video game-style performance and some very questionable choreography
• Critics called her moves “cringe,” and her all-male backup dancers during "Woman’s World” didn’t go over well either

💥 Because You Had a Bad Day:
A woman mistook nail glue for eye drops and glued her eyelid shut. Now she’s gone viral, started a GoFundMe, and is… probably reading labels much more closely.

🔥 Unpopular Opinions:

• Strong handshakes = insecurity
• There’s too much Pedro Pascal right now
• Breakfast is a waste of valuable sleep time
• Medical dramas are the laziest genre on TV

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