We chat about the first week on the dirt at Stade Roland Garros and look ahead to the enticing matches set up in quarterfinals.

Includes more predictions and hot takes, as ever.

The French Open is here!

We breakdown the men's and women's singles draws and chat about likely matches to look forward to this coming fortnight.

The clay season reaches its crescendo on the Parisian dirt and we predict who will do what and when at the second slam of the season.

We also chat about the recent Masters 1000 in Rome, which saw victories for Jasmine Paolini and Carlos Alcaraz, and how we believe the fortnight's results will inform Roland Garros.

Apologies for the absence, but we are finally back. Expect longer, more chaotic, more regular podcasts than ever for the next few months.

We chat about the clay season so far and preview Madrid (don't check the upload date). Featuring our best Starter for Tennis efforts yet.

(2 hour version).

This episode we chat about all things Tennis Paradise, won by the prodigious talent Mirra Andreeva and tennis' answer to David Beckham - Jack Draper.

Sam also unpacks the PTPA lawsuit and we make predictions about what the future will hold for our Indian Wells champs.

Don't ask me how the episode got this long.

Tomáš Macháč meanders through a decimated Acapulco draw to claim his first career title while Tsitsipas breaks his 500 curse in Dubai, fresh Babolat in hand. In Chile, Laslo Djere takes down the Golden Goat Sebastian Baez. In Merida and Austin, billionaire babies Navarro and Pegula strike gold.

We also look at the first few days of Indian Wells and look ahead to what the future of the tournament will hold as well as discussing off-court news.

This episode we reflect (haha!) on victories by teen phenoms João Fonseca and Mirra Andreeva, Sebastian's South American bias, Amanda Anisimova's moment, and Catar - not a misspelling, there were cat invasions on court daily.

Also featuring discussions of Elena Rybakina's situation, the resolution of Jannik Sinner's doping case, and the US Open effectively ditching the mixed doubles tournament.

Tennis goes throwback as Denis Shapovalov and Belinda Bencic claim titles, Davis Cup stirs up controversy and Elise Mertens does Elise Mertens things.

We discuss the happenings since the Australian Open and give some predictions for the future. Featuring an extra special revelatory conspiracy theory.