Hello Listerooni,

It's Nan here, sorry I couldn't be with you on this ep of the Pugcast. I'm in Thailand 🇹🇭 because, due to an error at the post office 📬, my fan mail 💌 was delivered to Koh Samui 🌴. So poor old me has had to take a work trip ✈️ to go and read it on a luxury island retreat 🍹 — never let it be said that I don’t work hard for this podcast! 💪

Therefore, in this episode Matt is in charge of opening our email which leads to a crime against podcasting called “ The Bum Parade”* 🍑🚶. Soz, this will NEVER happen again. We promise 🙃.

This ep’s sponsor was suggested by a disgusting listener 🤢 — it’s BUTT-er 🧈🍑🙈. Luckily it comes in unscented (phew! 😅) as well as scented (pew! 😖). Please forward all complaints to 👉 lolcast@thelisties.com 📩

Also our house 🏚️ is falling down around us, so we interview various tradies 👷 with annoyingly alliterative aliases 🔧🔨.

Last but also least, Rich attempts to perform a ballad 🎶 for the first time in his Poetry Corner 📜. What could go wrong?! 😬

Thanks for reading and, as the vampire podcaster said:

FANGS FOR LISTENING! 🧛🦷

Rich and Matt 👋😄

---

**WANT TO EMAIL A SPONSOR SUGGESTION GAG** (and definitely NOT a fruit or veg that has a butt)? 🍑🥦✉️ lolcast@thelisties.com

**Leave us a review on APPLE PODCASTS 🍏🎙️ — it really does HELP!**
Thanks if you’ve already shouted us a Babychino ☕ via our SUPPORT THE SHOW LINK:
🌐 www.buymeacoffee.com/thelisties

🔴 SUPPORT THE SHOW → ☕ Buy us a coffee
🎭 SEE US LIVE → 🎟 Tickets & tour dates
🛒 BUY MERCH → 🛍via Our Aldi shop

🎧 Episode Title: Pardon Me, It’s Nan! 👵🚁

Well look who’s finally made it to the big time – me, Nan! 💅 In this episode of their lives, Rich and Matt have finally realised who the real star is ⭐ and invited me on for a proper interview 🎤. I’ll be dishing out my top-shelf biz-dom (that’s business wisdom, darlings 💼), whether Rich likes it or not 😏. I just hope we get it done before my helicopter arrives 🚁.

Also jammed into this episode like plastic containers in a Tupperware drawer you’re too scared to open 🧺:

• Rich gets all poetic in his little Poetry Corner 🧠🎭

• Some genius sponsor suggestions 💡💸

• And the triumphant return of No Silly Questions, Only Silly Answers (yes, the theme song is back 🎶🙃)

• too many fancy ducks (AKA swans)

Got jokes? 🤡 Bum-fruits? 🍑🍌 Swan food? 💬 Send it all to lolcast@thelisties.com

Now go on, press play ▶️. I didn’t come here for a pancake 🥞.

🔴 SUPPORT THE SHOW → ☕ Buy us a coffee
🎭 SEE US LIVE → 🎟 Tickets & tour dates
🛒 BUY MERCH → 🛍via Our Aldi aka Our-di

Hello Listerooni!

It's your friendly neighbourhood Spider Nan here. I'm sorry I can't be here for this LOLcast recording as I'm on holidays - OOPS - I mean doing a podcasting course at a fancy resort - Oops- I mean a VERY fancy resort.

Comedy Festival is over here in sMelbourne so The boys are back in the dog-washing trailer/podcast studio and they’ve made a brand-new episode of The Listies Make You LOLcast! 🎉🐾

What have they got cooking in their dutch ovens? This:

• Hilarious jokes sent in by listeners (you’re all comedy geniuses)

• A classic Episode of Our Lives

• Some totally real definitely-not-made-up sponsor suggestions

• And a strange surprise arrives for Rich’s Poetry Corner... It makes noises. It has tiny feet. But that’s all we’re saying 🐱🤫

Wanna get involved? Send your jokes, sponsor ideas, and bum fruits to:
📧 hello@thelisties.com

I’ll be back on the next episode, I just have to find my way out of the pool.

ALOHA

Nan!

🔴 SUPPORT THE SHOW → ☕ Buy us a coffee
🎭 SEE US LIVE → 🎟 Tickets & tour dates
🛒 BUY MERCH → 🛍via Our Aldi aka Our-di

Hello Listerooni!

It's Rich here, dropping into your podcast feed with a discount code for our Melbourne Comedy Festival show.

Because you're a special V.I.Pee you can access $20 tickets for this Thursday and Friday to see our brand new show, 110% Ready, at The Malthouse.

Use the code word: Bananas

Ticket link here: https://www.malthousetheatre.com.au/whats-on/comedy-festival-2025/the-listies-110-ready

Hope to see you there and for those of you who are not in Melbourne We PROMISE, we will be back with a new episode of the poddy next week. We're just waiting for Nan to get back from her podcasting course at, The White Lotus.

Byeeeee

Rich.

🎉🐶 The World’s BEST Podcast Recorded in a Mobile Dog Trailer 🎧

Hello, Listerooni! 👋

🎪 Roll up, roll up for the greatest show on Earth—NAN'S FLEA CIRCUS! 🦗🤹

🐜 But while you're here, why not also listen to The Listies Make You LOLcast? 🤣 My fleas love it, and so will you!

🚀 In this episode of our lives, Rich and Matt take a trip to the poo—💩 Oops, I mean zoo… or do I? You’ll have to ask your ears 👂 once they’ve finished listening!

🎭 PLUS we’ve got:
🃏 Jug-loads of jokes!
🍑 Butt-loads of bum fruits!
💰 Silly sponsor suggestions from YOU!

📢 Keep sending them in at 👉 www.thelisties.com

🎧 Enjoy the FUN! 🚀

Aloha,

NAN!

P.S. Anyone know how to get fleas 🦗 out of a mobile dog wash? Asking for a friend.

---

🔴 SUPPORT THE SHOW → ☕ Buy us a coffee
🎭 SEE US LIVE → 🎟 Tickets & tour dates
🛒 BUY MERCH → 🛍via Our Aldi aka Our-di

*Official* The world’s BEST podcast recorded in a mobile dog trailer.

Hello Listeroonis!

It’s Nan here. Get your ears ready because Matt is on the sound effects this week. I told him he could only press two*.

In this ep, Rich unveils his latest invention—the Rhyme-a-Tron 3000, a machine designed to make poetry a pushover! Unfortunately when Matt decides to replace its power source with a banana, things take a disastrous turn. Will they escape the poetic curse, or are they doomed to rhyme forever? I don’t know because I’m in India relaxing, oops, I mean, writing my comedy show.

PLUS

We also have sponsor suggestions, a bum parade and the world de-butt of Rich’s new poem ‘PUNKtuation’. He says, it’s the best poem ever to be written about punctuation full stop.

Enjoy and don't forget to send us your letters to hello@thelisties.com

Aloha,

Nan

*please let me know if you hear more than two sounds.

SUPPORT THE SHOW www.buymeacoffee.com/thelisties

SEE US LIVE www.thelisties.com

BUY MERCH www.thelisties.com/ALDI

🎒BACK TO SCHOOL (with a Budgie in Charge?!)

Aloha Listeroonis,

Nan here! Except… I’m actually not here. I’ve gone 'Back to School' shopping, and in my place, I’ve left Fudgie the Budgie and a bell. What could possibly go wrong? (Answer: Everything.)

In this edition of the Pugcast, The Listies take a trip down memory lane with a classic Episode of Our Lives, read out some brilliant sponsor suggestions sent in by you, and of course, Rich graces (or disgraces) us with another poetic masterpiece—this time about Fish (called… "Fish"). It’s deep. And wet. And only stinks a bit.

🐟🎭🖊️

Oh, and speaking of sponsors—this episode is brought to you by Aunty Berryl’s Sit Nice and Quietly Teahouse, where the tea is hot, the chairs are comfy, and talking is strictly prohibited—but yelling is a must! 🤫☕

Got a joke, sponsor idea, or a pet with better leadership skills than Fudgie? Send them our way: hello@thelisties.com

Stay cheeky, stay chatty (unless you’re at Aunty Berryl’s), and stay tuned!

Nan & The Budgie Boss, Fudgie 🦜

SUPPORT THE SHOW www.buymeacoffee.com/thelisties

SEE US LIVE www.thelisties.com

BUY MERCH www.thelisties.com/shop

!OH MY FROG WE'RE BACK AGAIN!

Hello Listerooni's,

It's me, Nan, saying, 'Happy New Year! Happy Holidays! Happy Silly Season!' 🎉

What's the silliest thing you did during the holidays? Think you can out-silly this episode? Challenge accepted 😉

🚀 What do you get if you cross a mobile dog wash, a giant fish tank, and a dash of poetry? THE LISTIES MAKE YOU LOLCAST! 🎧

This episode is jam-packed with goodies sent in by you, our amazing listeners! Jokes, sensational sponsor ideas, and funny holiday photos—keep them coming! Have something fun to share? Send it to us! hello@thelisties.com

🖋️There’s also a trip to Richard’s Poetry Corner—where good times meet great rhymes (TM)...

Keep listening and keep laughing!

Aloha, Nan 🌺

P.S. Anyone want to buy a slightly cranky crocodile? No returns. 🐊

SUPPORT THE SHOW www.buymeacoffee.com/thelisties

SEE US LIVE www.thelisties.com

BUY MERCH www.thelisties.com/shop