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From baby river ducks to self-driving taxis and forgotten E.T. subplots, this episode takes more twists than the Nile.

Join the lads as they dive into:

• Ancestry.com rabbit holes (spoiler: everyone was a farmer)
• Tiki Room bathrooms
• Groucho Marx’s swingin' grave neighbor
• The lost subplot where E.T. tries to date Elliot’s mom (no, really)
• Disney break room mis-haps
• A Disney movie ending that no social worker signed off on
• Philosophical musings on the Cars universe

And so much more

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This episode, the lads tackle: College finals, Three theme parks in one month, the painful realization that Knott’s Berry Farm might actually be Earth’s closest point to the sun, and much more.

Along the way:

• Universal Fan Fest may have out-Disneyed Disney.
• The Macarena beats out John Williams for the first time ever.
• Meeting C-3PO in person absolutely undoes years of childhood trauma. Almost.

It’s Heat Islands, Hill Valleys. and existential chaos — just another Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride of an episode.

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This week, we sip from the Holy Grail (okay, it’s a Japanese beer cup), explore theme park trauma (Universal’s nut-busting coaster design, we’re looking at you), and go deep on cursed objects—like the time Post Malone got possibly haunted via shoulder contact.
We also ride the Hogwarts Express, review Hagrid’s rollercoaster, debate who really deserves the Millennium Falcon pilot seat, and relive Disneyland ghost stories involving, projectors, and maybe a Shop-Vac full of grandma. All this and so much more

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