In this gloriously unhinged episode of Tattoo’d and Twisted, I’m diving into the wild, chaotic world of my ex-best friends. From toxic friendships to red flags I definitely ignored, I’ll be spilling all the tea, sharing the drama, and reflecting on the lessons learned—because apparently, I was providing free therapy the whole time. If you love messy stories with zero sugar-coating, this one’s for you.

TRIGGER WARNING: This episode talks about death and funerals in a chaotic and humorous way. If you think I’m leaving this world quietly, think again. In this episode, we’re planning the most unhinged, over-the-top funeral imaginable—because why go out with dignity when you can go out with drama? From dramatic last words and cursed playlists to a guest list that would make reality TV look tame, I'm designing a send-off that will have people talking for generations. Bring your black veils and a sense of humor—this one's going to be iconic.

Look, I’m self-aware enough to admit it—I would not last 24 hours in the wild. No survival instincts, no wilderness skills, and absolutely no ability to start a fire without a lighter. In this episode, I’m breaking down exactly why I would be nature’s easiest victim. From my complete lack of knowledge about edible plants to my inability to build a shelter, I’ll be exposing all the reasons I’d be doomed. If you’re someone who actually knows how to survive in the wild, prepare to be deeply disappointed in me. If you’re as clueless as I am, well—at least we can go out together. Grab a snack (preferably one that doesn’t require foraging), and let’s talk about how I would meet my untimely demise in the great outdoors.