Today's guest is star of stage and screen Blake Rosier! Maybe you've encountered him in Joel Haver's film Anyone Else But Me or seen his viral TikTok videos; but today, Blake takes us on a trip to Disneyland, introduces us to his cousin D-Money, and remembers a wildly inappropriate slumber party.

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Chapters:

00:00:00 - Blake's Wardrobe

00:03:15 - Superman

00:04:44 - Sentient Hat

00:08:18 - Tucking w/ Disney

00:13:06 - Hitting the Bottle

00:18:00 - Disney Adults

00:23:35 - Licking Krypto

00:27:45 - D-Money

00:40:17 - Back with Blake

00:42:51 - Mechanic Happy Ending

00:45:23 - Party like it's 2008

00:47:20 - Shrek for All Time

00:49:56 - Stick to the Script

01:12:48 - Sleepover

01:16:37 - Outro

Ryan had a bad dream—and it ruined the show! In today's episode, the boys get philosophical. What conspiracies lurk behind the chief scientists of Panda Express? What's the best way to orchestrate a hunger strike? How would God judge his creations: mankind, podcasters, the mushroom kingdom... And is Princess Peach a tradwife—or Bowser's dirty ****? Then, Ben interviews the latest folk hero and scourge of the 1%: a honeybee with ulterior motives?!

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Chapters:

00:00:00 - Intro

00:03:51 - Ryan's Dream

00:04:32 - In the Doghouse

00:06:58 - Protestin' w/ PETA

00:11:13 - Gandhi was HANGRY

00:18:11 - Ryan's Dream

00:18:36 - Panda Express Flat-Earthers

00:27:16 - The Jesus Christ Show

00:30:12 - Wario & Yahweh

00:39:08 - A Buzzy Assassin

00:45:16 - Ryan's Dream

00:47:33 - Outro

Are we Amusing Ourselves to Death? Don't give yourself a second to think! Consume! Obey! Dopamine NOW!

In today's episode, Ben & Ryan discuss shortcuts to viral fame before uncovering lost pitches for "Man vs. Wild w/ Bear Grylls" spin-offs. Then, desperate for stimulation, Ryan turns to ChatGPT—but each trivial request comes with a dire warning!

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Chapters:

00:00:00 - Age anxiety

00:02:00 - I'm so confused

00:04:21 - Lockdown stress

00:05:53 - Confused in the afterlife

00:08:19 - Dudes being insecure

00:10:58 - Beard aspirations

00:12:03 - Becoming a rap genius

00:17:28 - Skip to the cool part

00:18:53 - Self-awareness

00:22:04 - Losing the mystique

00:23:51 - Man vs. Wild spin-offs

00:32:18 - Bombing on stage

00:36:49 - Asking ChatGPT

00:43:27 - Nature is healing

00:49:36 - Every billionaire is a policy failure

00:53:06 - Homogenized culture

00:56:18 - Amusing Ourselves to Death