In this episode, CJ and Scott delve into the eye-opening world of sleep apnea—a condition that transforms peaceful dreams into life-threatening nightmares of snores and gasps. Scott outs himself as a sleep apnea sufferer. Not to be outdone, CJ outs himself as someone with an irrational annoyance to snoring, who's probably one pillow away from needing a parole hearing. Along the way, the boys uncover the dangers of sleep apnea (including an ENT who wanted to irradiate Scott's tongue) and make the mistake of questioning Rule 34 of the Internet. If the hose fits...

Wikihow: 5 Ways to Cure Sleep Apnea

Scott is drinking: Mexican Hot Chocolate Stout by Stoic Brewing

CJ is drinking: Surrender to the Void Peppermint Chocolate Imperial Stout by Garage Project

Surrender to the Void, an outrageously decadent pitch black stout brewed using an enormous, complex malt bill and mounds of debaucherous adjuncts. What’s the Void up to now? Goodness, what a lot of cacao nibs and vanilla pods!? Are you sure you need all that? And what’s that? Peppermint candy!? ALL the peppermint candy! Oh Void, have you no restraint!

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