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We solemnly swear to judge pop culture, politics, and any other topics we see fit. Join us in the Smeared Mascara courtroom, won’t you? The Honorable Judges Brooke and Mandy are serving unsolicited opinions and lewks.

Listen to the ladies recap their weekends. Brooke witnesses geriatric drama, and Mandy visits the suburban version of Chuck E. Cheese. Sporty Spice News returns, and Possessed Doll Corner premiers. Of course, the disgusting Diddy trial is discussed.

Court is adjourned. You may now listen to the episode with Doug Lewelling in the lobby. (Gen Z, that’s an OG People’s Court reference)

Language is inappropriate and nasty as you should expect.

Rated TFB for Tammy Fay Baker

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Welcome back to Smeared Mascara, the religious and political podcast. (Insert record scratch) Just kidding! There’s mention of these taboo dinner party topics but in the way that gets you sent to hell.

This week the ladies recap their Mother’s Day activities and how hashtag blessed they are. Did YOU take your kid to an anime convention over an hour away like Mandy did??? Brooke tells us about a concert she attended and how she avoided funk with a fellow attendee. We also hear about Brooke’s birthday getaway to the coast with her mans.

Of course the latest in pop culture is featured in this episode. Details are emerging from the Diddy trial. Turns out he’s even more disgusting than previously believed! The Pope be popin’ and politicians aren’t hiding their drug use like the old days.

Grab your AirPods and put the kids to bed because the show is about to start! The language is vulgar.

Rated DGAF because it’s the truth.

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This week Brooke and Mandy use their finest screenshots gathered from the World Wide Web to discuss The Met Gala. Get dandy with us, won’t you?

It’s also an early birthday celebration for B-Rock. Hear how she plans on spending this milestone day. Conclave Couture could make an appearance.

Mandy is crushed over the conclusion of The Righteous Gemstones. Jesus take the wheel because this girl is not okay.

Grab some face tape and get snatched because it’s time to listen to Smeared Mascara.

Language is mature, disturbing, and c#nty. Proceed with confidence or see your way out.

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