Lauren Flans is here to freak out over the people in Rise of the Pink Ladies' lack of freaking out.

Hilary Woodward explains how she forgot to watch Rise Of The Pink Ladies.

Sulia Altenberg is so into Broadway she never even had time for Grease. But that doesn't mean she's not over the moon (and the stars) to talk about some Pink Ladies and their jackets but mostly the jackets.

Foul mouthed fiend Harry Nelson gives Rise Of The Pink Ladies his first ever Round of Approval™, but just believe me when I tell you that, don't listen to what he actually says about it.

Paramount+ wants you forget it ever happened. But you can't forget it because you never knew it happened in the first place.

Grease is one of Paramount's crown jewels and this prequel series has been all but erased from its incredibly brief existence. It's exactly the sort of thing we're always looking for. Grease is the word, indeed.

Our dance card is full even though we only just heard about this dance. Chistine Coffey is back! Nate Runkel is back! Jordy Bogguss is here as usual! It's episode #25 of Swans Crossing wherein Swans Crossing graduates into full adult soap opera.

Swans Crossing turns nothing into something, nips things in the bud and confuses to confront. It's read Grant Booth's The Art of Turning Tables and isn't holding back.

Nate Runkel is back to wash dishes and borrow graphite fishing poles. And he's all out of fish.

This episode sounds bad in the beginning (I know, but like worse than usual) but it gets fixed around the 7:00 minute mark.