Bone Me, Like Ya Own Me! oh and Crazy Motorbunny Attachments,

We are FINALLY getting that warm weather we need and so our outside activities are increasing! YAY! Meanwhile in the realm of Mitch & Sally’s sex life this was going down.

Mr Zilla returns to Sally’s cam room. Mitch is bigger than he used to think he was, at least in thickness. We are getting older and staying up later than ever! F-Yes! Sticky vibrators! News on our SDC webinar. Sally discusses what she finds attractive in guys. We got more new SWAG! Come see us at Naughty Knowledge in Gettysburg, PA this summer! Sally gets fired up! Literally, like Beavis & Butthead kinda fire! Also she gets some silent visitors to her room. We’re also learning that people really do like us together just a little more than Sally by herself. They actually do want some Mitchy in their lives, LOL!

Ok you kinky freakies, go have fun this weekend and then tell us about it!

Sally & Mitch

“The Misbehavin’ Monogamists”

We Put The What, in WTF?”

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Deep In The Bowels Of Inn Thrall In Eastern PA!

We have a few tales of camming lustfullness this week but then we headed off to Inn Thrall in PA to relax for a bit! We’re deep down inside the sex room of this awesome palace of naughtiness and let you know what is up down there. Join us for a look at an inn that caters to horny sexy couples that like to experiment. Also, we have a cool echo effect on this one, um, since we are 20’ underground! hehe! For more on Inn Thrall head to innthrall.com

Now let me go lock Mitch up in our cage near the bed you hot kinksters!

Sally & Mitch

“The Misbehavin’ Monogamists”

We Put The What, in WTF?”

https://sjerotica.com

We’re getting ready to go to InnThrall!!

Yepper, we are off to get our freak on, freak off, freak out and freak about in PA’s kink B&B Inn Thrall! For our 20th anniversary we decided to have some fun and go there! We’ll have a full report from there and about there next week! On to other stuff. We’re back in the Sexatorium and streaming all over! Sally is becoming a true tip maven! We got our very own custom sex room SJ Erotica rug! Look for it. Mitch wears himself out working in the yard but not before getting us sexy professional TANNING CHAIRS, LOL! Yep, ya gotta listen. The theme for the holiday weekend was RIMMING! Rimmah, rim that booty! Also missionary awkwardness.Mitch grabs a new attachment for the Motorbunny! It’s not here yet but when we get it, oh man! Mitch plays with his raygun on video and Sally gets hit on a LOT on SDC by ladies! Needless to say this really turned Mitch on. Oh and I shoved Mitch off the upper deck! He’s such a pushover. LOL! Oh and we finally figured out the name of our little couples memoir. We love it, you will too!

Wait, one more thing. Sally takes her Pleasers off and…well you just have to listen!

Sally & Mitch

“The Misbehavin’ Monogamists”

We Put The What, in WTF?”

https://sjerotica.com

The Bird Is The M-Fing Word!

and that thing becomes a major PIA to Mitch! LOL! Yep, we had actual issues with a bird’s nest after redoing the whole house’s soffits. Mitch was ecstatic! Not. Updates from Sally and her implant redo! She’s at the last going slightly bigger if not bigger and whew what a ride. Coming this August! Donate to Project Sally’s Super Tatas Today! HA! We discover a new town to watch movies in and Sally hits up an exotic pet store near her boob Doctor. We also discover another small theatre to see first run movies in! Yabba dabba do me! MItch gives his review of Thunderbolts and Sally tells us what Marvel movie wiped her out! Camming room computer stress! We can’t boot Sally! Going over the edge for Mitch becomes more difficult the longer he does the wild wango tango, just listen in. Maximum ladder heights for Mitch! Oh and Sally WANTS CHOCOLATE CAKE!!!

So let them eat cake, or ya know, whatever turns you on! hehe!

Sally & Mitch

“The Misbehavin’ Monogamists”

We Put The What, in WTF?”

https://sjerotica.com

Let’s Get Our F-ing Tan On!

The lusty load launcher, Sally is back with her cohort in O’s, Mitch J once again!

This week, we officially begin outdoor TANNING SEASON! We discuss our SDC webinar about grooming habits and how they fit into our naughtiness. Our new swag heads to the USA! Some low resolution penis drama, whu? Sally and her EXPLOSIVE orgasms! Oh and Mitch drops it in my eyeball! Mitch has a hot tub freak out! Hey, it’s big wheel season! Mitch both loves and can’t stand the new Doctor Who, yea we’re geeks! Mr J returns to Flirt4Free and gets some pegging requests. Zoinkahs! Apparently Mitch is a GOD of dirty talk! The confusion of SDC and Mitch showing us playing while playing.The camming bum rush of Sally! Finally, we keep getting false copyright infringement notes on Youtube over a valid jingle! WTAF!?

Go get your freaky bo deeky on friends!

Sally & Mitch

“The Misbehavin’ Monogamists”

We Put The What, in WTF?”

https://sjerotica.com

Yep, Mitch Blew It, Nope Not What Ya Think.

Sadly our little podcast will not be featuring the comely Coralyn Jewel this week as Mitch messed up the record function on streamyard and the near hour long podcast we did did NOT get recorded. So, yea, expect more whipping videos from moi to be forthcoming! LOL! Mitch apologizes to everyone and promises to do better on the next go around. Which may be with new starlet Amy Quinn! GET IT RIGHT MITCHY! We also talked about places to eat at NJ EXXOTICA and we forgot the name of this CRAZY deli we ate at, but we figured it out! It’s /haroldsfamousdeli.com , the food is delicious and portions are INSANE! At NJ E? Eat there!

Anyways, we still did a podcast and here is a quick run down! We meet BerryMuhCokinear. Cockzilla returns! English gentlemen can go a REALLLLLY long time! Mitch gets wank burns! Medic! A sissy with big cans! Sally becomes a, wait for it, homewrecker! hehe! Go get ‘em! Sally plays rate the wang. Mitch had mic issues and is wondering WHY does this happen?! We romance ourselves with a popcorn sunset. A session with no insertion, just rub them lips! Mitch misses, again! Beane slides down our sex couch. Sally gets a stud who just wanted some good punishment! Finally, don’t forget our webinar at SDC this weekend! Get your groom on! We love being kinky and sexy! Oh and Mitch finds there is a Deep Throat, um II!

Yep.

See ya down there everyone!

Oh and for those who want to know that deli go to:

https://haroldsfamousdeli.com

Sally & Mitch

“The Misbehavin’ Monogamists”

We Put The What, in WTF?”

https://sjerotica.com

Everywhere we turned it was WALL TO WALL PINK!

Yep, we painted the entire upstairs pink! Mediation room and our sex room, LOL! Mitch is enveloped in womanhood. He loves it!

And with the painting done, we declare the 140 year old housing makeover for this year. Done. Zoinks! Sadly Coralyn Jewel had to reschedule (for this weekend yay!) and we did not, um, do her this weekend, so to speak, so we are here to fill your ears with our utter lunacy! This week we get back with lubedupc*#k, Mitch is always, ALWAYS up in the morning, lucky me! Our fans ask, When are you hot tub boning again?! Mitch confesses that sauna sex is beginning to be way to rough for him. Nut up, buttercup! We use our sexy naughty dice and roll out some fun tosses! Updates on heading to Naughty Knowledge! I dare Mitch to bone me in a hotel hallway. I’m getting better at flogging while Mitch can’t hit the broadside of a hot booty like mine! Mitch gets another hat to push pins into. Discussions of falling off a couch while doing doggy, lol! Also dragon toes, SG’s need to up their game and Mitch plays our vids on SDC.

It’s an all in the sex room episode, so don’t knock, just come on in and relax!

Sally & Mitch

“The Misbehavin’ Monogamists”

We Put The What, in WTF?”

https://sjerotica.com

Whip me once and whip me twice and whip me so profusely!

Oh and American Hot Wax bb! Yea, Naughty Gra definitely made Sally into more a kinky domme than she ever imagined! Come with us as we discuss Sally’s new fascination with florentine flogging, flourescent hot wax and restraints! Mitch once again meets his match with bad aim and my hair! He also gets choked out by our new mini split system! Apparently restraints, chain bras and wang flogging get Mr Mitch going! Mitch is stoked he is finally using all his video-photo stuff again.Ted get’s VERY confused by our antics.Oh and SDC watchers find that we are a multi-faceted couple, hehe! We also discuss our Ostara happenings. This also marks the first week where we get to use the redone Sexatorium. Apparently the stock market being bad is not bad for Gold Shows on streamate! Oh and we do a quick diatribe on our next interview with Coralyn Jewel!

Things are getting busier as the temperature heats up!

Come tie one um, on with us, lol!

Sally & Mitch

“The Misbehavin’ Monogamists”

We Put The What, in WTF?”

https://sjerotica.com