Correcting the only bit of misinformation Jen has ever said in the podcast: It was Ultra Fast Pony that had the mafia Apple family, not Friendship is For Adults.

You can read "Lunch" by Titanium Dragon here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/253395/lunch

My biggest fear is a road trip. Sitting in a cramped space for eight million hours, only getting to take a pee twice a day and never when you need to, either in awkward silence, an annoying conversation, or listening to something only one of the people wants to listen to... God, it's scary.

You can read "Take a Long Drive To Somewhere You Don’t Know, And Take Someone With You" by PapierSam here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/436989/take-a-long-drive-to-somewhere-you-dont-know-and-take-someone-with-you

DON'T LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE! Seriously, I swear, it's cursed. I'm shocked I even got it out in time. Literally so many things went wrong. Do you wanna know how wrong everything went? There were originally TWO WHOLE FICS in this episode, but the recording for the other one was unsalvigable. Seriously, for your sake, run!

You can read: "Discord and Harmony" by Roranicus here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/284094/discord-and-harmony

See? Even super old, wrinkly people can be cute sometimes. Even if they are just... so OLD!

You can read "The First of Masny Evenings" by Rune Soldier Dan here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/535629/the-first-of-many-evenings

Who's up for a nice, cozy, feel-good story? Better question who ISN'T? Any time a cute kitty gets to take center stage in a fanfic, count me in.

Apologies for the late arrival, a real life cat was actually the cause of this delay, and they take priority over any fictional cat.

Read Friends in Low Places by Holy right here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/543053/friends-in-low-places

Sorry if this one is a little too hot and sweaty for you all. We are just too sexy on regular episodes, let alone ones with this title.

You can read "Limestone Pie works at a phone sex operator" by P-Berry here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/364885/limestone-pie-works-at-a-phone-sex-operator

I just got my own DNA test back... Turns out I'm 32% not funny. Still, at least I'm not a purple alicorn.

You can read "Twilight Takes a DNA Test" by Dewdrops on the Grass here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/489381/twilight-takes-a-dna-test

After the holidays, all I would like to do is sit back and relax with some nice video games. Yeah, yelling and cursing at the unfairness in video games is considered relaxation, right?

You can read "A Post-Christmas Cacophony" by TheStallionofDarkCavalry here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/509310/a-post-christmas-cacophony