You know, like pouring water on fires, and safely transporting famous people and their families.

Internet reviews for City Crisis on the PS2, getting into the dehydration lifestyle with banana chips, waking up and craving at Flying Biscuit Cafe in South Carolina, responsibilities and IMDB's most popular Dexter review, and Sargento's gouda cheese. For the segment, we have a look at the career path and horse-drawing ability of one Maurice Sendak in Upon Further Review. Seriously.

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Get your cool ice picks and your space drugs and your sweet desert armor, because we're riding these tubes all the way to infinity, or at least until the screen saver starts again. Either way, I'm there.

Internet reviews for frozen beef from Nebraska via Amazon, dealing with coupons at a highway-side Burger King, the work horses of the feet: socks, and busting a vacuum. For the segment, we go hard with Gorilla Mode Lightning Preworkout on My Precious Max. Tubular.

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Hopefully the dust is flavor dust, like spices or whatever, and not like, dead human skin flakes, or whatever.

This week we wrangled internet reviews for "user-friendly" muriatic acid, the bucket hats in Good Burger (1997), we mainline some honey mustard with a look at Dot's Pretzels, and how not to cook Cacique chorizo. For the segment, we adress the question on everyone's mind: "What's with all these puddy-ass lookin' whips?" on It Came From the Internet! Dewicious!

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We're not just peacocking with this pile o' internet reviews gathered for your entertainment and to look like the NBC logo.

That's right! Internet reviews for eating pale chicken in boxer briefs, purging the impurities with some of that sticky cleaning goo, avoiding spaghetti and pterodactyls at the Brookfield Zoo, embracing out evolution with Tony Hawk Pro Skater 4 on the GBA, and watching Lilo & Stitch(2002) "differently". For the segment, we crack an Upon Further Review and have a look at the actual origins of Kellog's and the motivation behind his corn flake cereal. It's a new age of breakfast!

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The milk spoiled a long time ago, anyway.

We have got some internet reviews for you this week! Greasing up your gaming mouse, getting the goons together for the Fisher Price Joker Bot, enjoying fine architecture at the Zao Island Amusement Center, hitting one for the old heads with a visit to Nothing Bundt Cakes, and a really weird movie called 'Big Baby'. For the segment, we take a look at the Steam directory for some reviews of the video game Split Fiction. I'd usually put another cheese joke here but I lack the concern this week.

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Imagine, infinite and on-demand pizza. Just need to buy marinara and cheese cartridges from Chuck E Cheese Maxazon Emporium™!

This week we got some internet reviews for becoming a youth pastor with Karate Kid, getting slushed at 7/11, keyboarding maxing with a Steel Series, some crispy Garnier Fructis shampoo, and partaking in rare delights at the Northside Bakery. For the segment, we question the target audience of overpriced clothing catalogues in The Pages of Peterman! Run off another slice, Tony.

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There's an island out there full of babes just for you, man. You just have to imagine it as hard as you can. The babes are waiting for you.

This week we have internet reviews for khaki shorts at Kohl's return counter, going beyond the pale with Bro Glo sunless tan, giving toddlers "explosive" preworkout, and a wannabe shifter romance novel. For the segment, we take a new trivia game for a spin featuring some weird reviews, come guess along! The babes will be impressed if you score well, or if you don't.

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If the labor laws loosened, those McDoubles would be coming out mighty fast, is all I'm sayin',

This week we have some sick little internet reviews for an allegedly special ice maker, seeing Batman Villains in reality TV's "Beyond Scared Straight", those fancy electric water guns, going on a thirst-quenching warpath with Liquid Death tea flavors, and a bubble "bazooka". For the segment, we take a (Upon) Further Review of the fine works of infamous director Alan Smithee. Back to the mines when this ones over, boys!

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