Once you think you've heard Ryan say the most disturbing thing possible, he opens his mouth again. Season 3 Episode 11 - Hauteur Homunculus Hysterectomies is one of those episodes. The Kreuger-Looking Motherfucker made Dan come up with the phrase "Clit Silimies". That's right..... Clit.... Similies...

I feel so dirty typing that.

Oh, and Knee Wetting comes up again, AND we have a merch store at repressedhumorissues.com where you can get the cover art for every episode on a t-shirt or hoodie. Get Billy Corgan to wear a Caillou Crotch Candy t-shirt on stage while everyone chants "Clown College Boy" and you win our show*!

*Not Really... But we'll make it worth your while.

As a pre-Memorial Day treat, here is Season 3 Episode 10 of Repressed Humor Issues. No Knee Wetting! Very Little Taint Talk! Ryan only sings a little bit! The perfect Friday treat before you go blow your hands off with firecrackers and hubris.

In this episode we harken back to Season 1.... Remember Celebrity Cage Match? Well we found a way to make it worse! Ryan and Dan discuss which employees of major restaurants, department stores, and random other places would win in 1 on 1 combat. That's right... We just set up for Celebrity Cage Match 2 : Enraged Employee Edition!

Ryan also makes us decide who would eat what chocolate bars. Dan sooooo wanted to cut that part, because it's like a punch in the dick by someone wearing a spiked glove with acid on it, but seeing as we don't edit this stupid show......... Dan is sorry.

Just a little sorry though.

Get ready for your weekend with your favorite pair of IQ-deficient idiots!

We have a new pope! Jesus is in the garbage! Dan broke more stuff! Ryan's AirBnB guests are psycho! So much to talk about so little time in season 3 episode 9 - Silverware Splooge Surprise.

Yes I felt dirty typing that....

Really really dirty.

The word "Sorry" is tossed around these days.... You know, when you do something wrong and you feel bad about it and you want to apologize to the person you hurt.....

We're Sorry everybody. This episode went off the rails.... Again.

It starts with Ryan by himself for a bit while Dan sorts out his technical issues (I couldn't cut it... It was too perfect.), goes into Arm Wrestling deformities, more knee wetting jokes, taint trauma revisited, and the color of your turds. It finally ends with Ryan giving the most honest product review he's ever given. Pay attention.... It's after the first time we play the exit mustic.

We're already a third of the way through Season 3 of Repressed Humor Issues and the words "Taint Terror" haven't come up. Well, the wait is over! Welcome to Tantalizing Taint Terror!

In this episode we discuss tumbleweeds, Ryan's mom's inability to shoot, and a whole bunch about how this country is just plain fucked. Like, a lot about it. We're so fucked.

So go over to CNN/Fox/where ever you get your disinformation and prep yourself for a rousing discussion about the current chaos around the globe.

Oh, and Dan hurt himself. I can't forget to add that in.

Send us your thoughts at repressedhumorissues@gmail.com.

And once again, we're sorry.

I feel dirty typing this..... I'm pretty sure there are some parts of this that will get us banned.... Rightfully so...

In this episode, Ryan and Dan discuss a bunch of stuff and then talk and talk and talk, and finally end with and ending...

Please don't ban us!!!!

Continuing the pattern of "OMG what is wrong with you two??" Ryan and Dan established last week, this week's episode contains conversations about the following:

Cathy Kenda and Ryan's mom's desire to replace her in Joe's life.

Billy Corgan and Caillou.

Hockey Championship Cheaters and the Not Hockey League.

The Whiskileaks Controversy

Why Dan called Ryan the Beanie Baby Bandit in a meeting.

Deodorants.

Why TikTok is like a hot spaghetti bath.

Buying black men on Facebook Marketplace.

I'm sure I missed some stuff... Mostly because I want to forget it ever happened.

And Ryan's Mom... The email address is repressedhumorissues@gmail.com. ONLY Ryan's mom should email with embarrassing stories about Ryan growing up.. ONLY his mom. I promise I will absolutely NOT read any story that doesn't come from Ryan's mom. (Do your thing Internet!!!)

Whoooo boy.... I thought we did every bad thing we could do, and then this episode happened. Everything was going well... We had a few more subscribers, the video thing was working well, and we were keeping up with a once-a-week recordings.... And then...... RYAN SAID VARMINT VULVA VENGEANCE!!!! WHY!!????!!!??

I am so so sorry.