YOUR VOTES MATTERED CITIZENS! Per your direct orders from the voting booth, the courageous (or perhaps, foolish) Reel Jumpers engaged the enemy on a new front: Predator: Killer of Killers on Hulu! Prepare yourselves for a side-splitting, top-secret after-action report on this four-part anthology, marking our first official deployment into the legendary Alien and Predator shared universe. We've seen things, folks. Hilarious, gruesome things. But wait, there's more! We're also deploying MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENTS about a potential Reel Jumpers Patreon. That's right, direct support for your elite entertainment commandos could be on the horizon! Loyal listeners, sound off in the comms below: what's your assessment of this latest Predator threat, and are you jazzed for more recent theatrical engagements? Tune in, recruits—it's gonna be a blast (literally)!

Alright, buckle up, Spartans! For our inaugural "Side Ops" mission, three die-hard Halo fanatics dove headfirst into the premiere episode of the Halo TV series, "Contact"... and emerged utterly bewildered (and maybe a little salty). Prepare for a torrent of passionate displeasure as we dissect everything that made us groan, question, and long for the good old days of Master Chief kicking Covenant butt without any existential angst. And yes, you better believe our favorite, eternally hilarious joke makes an appearance: The Elite Shoulder Checked the Chevy Tahoe! Consider this your audio debriefing on why three lifelong Halo fans are already side-eyeing this adaptation.

The colossal clash continues! As kaiju fans on the thrilling cusp of the Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire announcement, what better time to revisit the Americanized King Kong vs. Godzilla (1963)? In this second part of our movie coverage, Vital Intel plunges deep into the epic showdown, hilariously dissecting the changes made for US audiences. Join us as we laugh at the sheer absurdity of Kong being so outmatched, marvel at the leaps in logic behind his sudden power-ups, and revel in the lasting, legendary monster mash-up that it is!