You were supposed to get your lab results.
Instead, you got this.
What begins as a routine call from Dr. Sydda Spread quickly devolves into a five-way voicemail meltdown featuring Lil’ Droplets (too moist), Dr. Oral Thruston (too serious), Commander Vex Hunter (too militarized), and Miss Information (too wrong). Everyone’s fighting over your test results, the name of the show, and who’s in charge.
It’s HIPAA-violating chaos—until Dr. Cressida Vox steps in and silences the feed with surgical authority.
🎙 A perfectly unprofessional taste of R-Naughty: public health’s trashy little secret.
💋 Sexy-smart. Scientifically sound. Violently funny.
📞 Don’t hang up. It only gets wetter.
Jul 8 20254 m