Things every man needs (and doesn’t need), The sound of Velcro, emotions you have but don’t know the name, and another bad preacher. Plus, this week’s passage by Jordan Peterson: “A harmless man is not a good man. A good man is a very, very dangerous man who has that under voluntary control.”

The guys talk about drones... again, the Knicks firing Tom Thibodeau after a great season, Jason's rapid fire, a new segment called "Had a Bad Day", and the worst bad preacher Patrick's ever heard. Also, a special surprise passage this week from our favorite author!

Tim recovers his patio furniture from the bottom of his pool, kangaroos in Alabama, flag football, Jason removes the speck from Patrick’s eye, and CS Lewis and JRR token go to the movies. Plus, this week’s passage by Ralph Waldo Emerson: “Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day.”

Columbariums, Mexican naval ships with sails, strangling coyotes, an update on the UK’s attempts to dim the sun, and celebrity impressions. Plus, this week’s passage by John Maxwell: “When people respect you as a person, they admire you. When they respect you as a friend, they love you. When they respect you as a leader, they follow you.”

Resume building advice, raccoons on meth, the wisdom of Mike Leach, skin tags, and bad preachers. Plus, this week's passage by Patrick Rothfuss: "There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in a storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man."

Jason works on his pronunciation of the English language, Tim gives an NFL draft update, Drew grouses about hankies and Patrick reveals that politeness is costing AI big time. Another bad preacher’s segment. And this week’s passage by Emily Dickinson:

“Hope” is the thing with feathers -

That perches in the soul -

And sings the tune without the words -

And never stops - at all -

And sweetest - in the Gale - is heard -

And sore must be the storm -

That could abash the little Bird

That kept so many warm -

I’ve heard it in the chillest land -

And on the strangest Sea -

Yet - never - in Extremity,

It asked a crumb - of me.

Aussie twins with a weird habit of finishing each other's sentences, the Brits' plan to "dim the sun," YouTube's 20th anniversary, the NFL draft, and fun with ChatGPT. Also, this week's passage by Jack London: "The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time."

The Masters, women in space, and 19 uncomfortable truths. A bad preacher segment, and this week’s passage by Marcus Aurelius: “What are you afraid of losing, when nothing in the world actually belongs to you?”