This might be the most chaotic pre-Fourth of July episode ever. Peaches and Viktor go off the rails early—imagining a full-staff Squid Game-style showdown in the station, complete with Peaches towering over the sleeping bodies of co-workers and Viktor doing arts and crafts with marbles like it’s his last day on Earth.

From there, it only gets messier:

• A deep roast of the Life in Idaho Falls Facebook group, where “just Google it” becomes the official motto
• A passionate debate about burrito recommendations, ID photos with unblurred addresses, and whether Peaches is a known local fugitive
• The untimely resurrection of Bubba the Love Sponge, who is (allegedly) still doing “radio”
• Peaches' past life as “Mister In-N-Out”
• And one very confused listener who may or may not have signed Peaches up for 7-Eleven rewards in revenge

Also featured:

• PSA: Don’t hold fireworks
• A California fireworks warehouse explosion caught on video
• Roman candles + eyeballs = permanent regret
• Why Peaches should never play tug-of-war in Squid Game (unless you're on his team)

In short, this is what happens when a long weekend is approaching and nobody’s slept, everyone’s overworked, and the internet won’t stop making dumb people famous.

Peaches and Viktor dive headfirst into the uncanny valley in this Tuesday edition of The Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem, where they explore the rise—and possibly world takeover—of AI-generated music, featuring the suspiciously popular Spotify band Velvet Sundown.

Peaches and Viktor react in real time to the band’s oddly viral hit Dust on the Wind, share stats that should make real musicians weep, and rant about the shocking speed at which AI artists are outperforming legendary human ones—even Bill Murray (the musician, not the ghostbuster).

This episode also features:

• Viktor’s full breakdown of how real music is made in his band The Reptilians
• Peaches nearly defecting to the AI side for streaming royalties
• A dramatic spike in Velvet Sundown's monthly listeners—while they’re live on-air
• Predictions on when AI will crack into Top 40, country, and even your local station's playlist
• A comparison of Palaye Royale, Sleep Theory, and Scott Stapp with these mysterious robo-rockers
• And yes—someone did sign Viktor up for 7-Eleven rewards mid-show.

By the end, the guys are torn between mocking and admitting that yeah… Velvet Sundown kinda slaps.