Episodios

  • Sparkle Blurb - Brave Isn't the Absence of Fear
    Jul 6 2025

    In this bite-sized burst of truth and tenderness, Alyssa reminds listeners that bravery isn’t about being fearless—it’s about showing up anyway. With her signature mix of sparkle, snark, and soul-deep wisdom, she redefines courage as the quiet, everyday acts of resilience that often go unseen.

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    3 m
  • Survival Isn’t Weakness—It’s Sacred
    Jul 4 2025

    In this raw and soul-deep episode, Alyssa opens up about the emotional and spiritual cost of surviving chronic illness, unrelenting pain, and the unseen toll it takes on the heart. With honesty, vulnerability, and a little Alyssa Sparkle sass, she peels back the layers of what it means to keep going when your body feels like it’s falling apart—and your spirit is stretched thin.

    From sleepless nights and moments of sheer exhaustion to the sacredness of simply surviving another day, this episode is a love letter to every soul who has ever felt like giving up but didn’t. Alyssa shares how her faith, grit, and the kindness of a few extraordinary people have helped her hold on, even when the world felt unbearably heavy.

    This one’s for the warriors who keep showing up, even when the battle is invisible.

    ✨ Because survival isn't just strength—it's sacred.

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    11 m
  • Something Is Wrong
    Jul 4 2025

    What happens when your body is screaming—but no one listens? In this raw and righteous second episode of Season 4: The Becoming, Alyssa walks us through the relentless, exhausting journey of trying to get answers in a system that constantly dismissed her pain.

    From ER visits that ended in dismissal, to doctors questioning whether she was “really in that much pain,” Alyssa shares what it’s like to advocate for yourself when your body is failing and your voice is the only alarm anyone refuses to hear.

    This is a story for every person who’s been gaslit by medicine, judged for their composure, or told to "walk it off" when their body was breaking.
    This episode isn’t just about pain.
    It’s about persistence.
    And it’s about reclaiming your truth—even when the world tries to silence it.

    🎧 Press play to be reminded that calm doesn’t mean comfortable—and kindness doesn’t mean you’re not in crisis.

    This episode is dedicated to the doctors who listened.
    To the ones who looked beyond the numbers.
    Who heard the pain I wasn’t screaming.
    Who believed me before the scans confirmed it.

    To Dr. Graham, who swore during my exam because he knew what I was facing… and who never once backed down from fighting for my care.
    To Dr. Roe, who took my pain seriously and showed me what true advocacy in medicine looks like.
    And to Dr. Lemon, who continues to look me in the eye and say, “We’ll figure this out together.”

    Thank you.
    For treating me like a person, not a problem.
    For seeing me—when so many others looked away.


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    12 m
  • This Is Not the End
    Jun 25 2025

    Growth isn’t linear—and healing doesn’t come with a map. In the finale of Season 3, Alyssa reflects on what this season has meant, the sacred lessons learned, and the truths that still unfold in real-time. From grief and invisible illness to neurodivergence, joy, and the power of letting go—this episode is a love letter to becoming.

    This isn’t the end.
    It’s just the turning of a page.

    🎙️ Musings of the Unicorn Human | Episode 20: “This Is Not the End”
    💛 Tune in now. You’re not alone.

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    16 m
  • Sparkle Blurb - Crying in the Drive-Thru and Still Glorious
    Jun 24 2025

    Some days, surviving looks like conquering a mountain. Other days? It’s crying in your car while clutching a FizzFarm drink and hoping they don’t forget the fry sauce. This is for the beautifully undone souls who keep going anyway. This one’s for you—and the glorious, messy miracle that you are.

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    4 m
  • I’m Still Here
    Jun 23 2025

    A love letter to survival.

    This episode is for every soul who’s made it through days they didn’t think they’d survive. For the ones who showed up anyway—messy, tired, hurting, but still here.

    Join Alyssa as she speaks truth into the sacred act of staying. From the bathroom floor moments to the silent victories no one else sees, this is a powerful reminder that survival isn’t weakness—it’s holy ground.

    You’ll hear about the raw reality of healing, why your timeline is valid (no matter how long it takes), how to honor your body even when it doesn’t feel like home, and why your presence—yes, yours—ripples further than you know.

    If all you did today was breathe… this one's for you.
    💛 You are not alone. You are not broken. You are still here. And that is everything.

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    12 m
  • Sparkle Blurb - Unapologetically Too Much
    Jun 21 2025

    Ever been told you’re too much? Good. That means you're alive, vibrant, and deeply in tune with your fire. This Sparkle Blurb is your reminder that you weren’t born to blend in—you were born to take up space, laugh too loud, love too big, and shine too damn bright. This is your crown-polishing, unapologetic anthem.

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    3 m