Please make sure your seat backs and trays are in the upright position because this week, we watched "Airplane!" Listen in as Ryan renounces scientologism, Kayleigh explains why she believes the Church of Latter-Day Saints should give out flowers, and they both go "clouds the house down" over the first official slaps of the season!

Interruption:"Roll With It" by Steve Winwood

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*Corrections and Omissions: the actor who plays Control Room Worker Johnny is Stephen Stucker who passed from HIV/AIDS in 1986. In 1985, he appeared on an episode of the Phil Donahue Show titled "Hollywood Homophobia and AIDS" where he disclosed his diagnosis and advocated for himself and other actors living with HIV/AIDS.

This week! We watched a film starring true chaotic neutral Bruce McGill (and some other actors, I guess?) "My Cousin Vinny!" Listen as Ryan and Kayleigh weigh in on Ralph Macchio's stash, wonder if Vinny likes grits, and discuss how they like their corn.

Interruption: "Bad Romance" by Lady Gaga

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This week! Ryan and Kayleigh are basking in the ambiance with the Wayans Brothers comedy, "White Chicks." Listen in as they answer tough questions like are the cops brothers or best friends, does anybody say "a botch of cookies," and were the prosthetics giving bamboozled?

Interruption: "U Can't Touch This" by MC Hammer Corrections and Omissions: the Vince Vaughn Christmas movie we think Kayleigh was referring to is "Fred Claus" (2007). It does not start Ian McKellen. *Please enjoy this explicit content responsibly*

This week! Tom is back with another underrated classic, "The Warriors!" Listen in as the gang talks rollerblades, subway tunnels, Lin Manuel Miranda, and what a serialize version of this film would look like.

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This week! Special guest, Tom, is back with another classic tale of revenge, "Clash of the Titans" (1981), a film that answers the question, "what happens when the gods knock sandals?" Listen in as Ryan pulls ancient history/philosophical history totally apart like string cheese, Kayleigh explains why you gotta bury your dead, and Tom gives props to Calibos and his Greek Links. All this and so much more!

This week! We talk money with the Richard Pryor and John Candy classic, "Brewster's Millions!" Listen in as Ryan theorizes how he would spend $30,000,000 in 30 days and to find out if Kayleigh would run away, make this film famous, or "None of the above!"

Interruption: "Fire Burning" by RedOne and Sean Kingston

Corrections and Omissions: the Muppets in question are named Statler and Waldorf

This week! Things get a little hairy because we watched "Dr. Dolittle" (1998)! We're kicking off the Season of Slaps with a Norm McDonald Dog, a fart attack, and a new definition for the word "consume." Don't forget to spay or neuter your pets and send us your dog questions.

Interruption: "911 Is a Joke" by Public Enemy

*Please enjoy this explicit content responsibly*Corrections and Omissions: Eliza Dolittle is a fictional character in "My Fair Lady"

This week! We watched "House" in a super spooky special episode with our ghoul expert guest, John! Listen in as we discuss this wild horror film about an unwed aunt who lures 7 girls to her haunted house in order to siphen their youth for "literal figurative power," all to a soundtrack that may or may not have been written by Gene Belcher.

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